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SMCI MARGINS SO BAD RIP AT LEAST STOCK WENT UP

CMON SMCI YOU SNAIL OF A STOCK GO UP YOU CUCK

#MSFT UP AFTER HOURS

fucking appalling to me that in an era of completely non-existent SEC there are still CEOs not cooking the fucking shit out of their earnings reports like what the fuck are you afraid of? COOK EM UP ALREADY

100k IN SMCI CALLS CMON RIP IT UP

"maybe up, maybe down, definitely to the righ--" SHUT UP JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

SMCI SHOOT UP YOU SNAIL TO THE MOON

I ENDED UP IN THE GREEN BITCHES!

**YEAH JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP I WON'T SAY NOTHIN 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬**

PACK IT UP BOOLS

UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START

LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP MSFT PUTS BEFORE THE PLUNGE TO $390

At the rate were going rn who tf knows. I certainly didnt see France being the one who had to have a backbone but here we are FUCK EM UP FRANCE 

My limit sell on my $695P just got BLEW THE FUCK UP

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WE ARE GAPPING UP IM GOING TO CUM

ONLY UP !!! ⬆️ 🎖️🚀🚀🚀

#hood gonna go UP after leading up the super bowl

Lol. Sandisk almost 200% YTD FUNNY THING ITS GOING TO KEEP GOING UP FROM HERE

Imagine selling GLD 🥇 because you got scared of a one day pullback on a commodity that has only gone UP ⬆️ for thousands of years, possibly entirety of human existence. I would delete myself.

Trading volumes were actually UP as reported by brokerages who reported earnings for this quarter. Hood is incredibly oversold imo

TESLA RED, PEOPLE BUY TESLA GREEN PEOPLE BUY TESLA ALWAYS GO UP

bro slv bros are hilarious itl go up and dollar or two and immediately they go BUY BUY BUY 100+ EOD TOLD YALLL BUY BUY BUY JUST SCOOPED UP MORE SHARES AT 69.67

# LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP MSFT PUTS

Ethereum is UP 6% but the Ethereum ETF ticker ETHA is DOWN 11% How is that even possible? What happened?

HOLY SMOKES I JUST WOKE UP AND AM FINDING OUT QQQ IS 1% GREEEEN?!!!!!

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>!STONKS ONLY GO UP!<

GIVE ME DAT GREEN DILDO UP MY BUTTCHEECKS BABY I LOVE IT #NOHOMO #NOBEAR #YESHETERO #YESBULLS

SILVER GO UP NOW TODAY I YOLO

HURRY UP AND GIVE ME THE TODAY THREAD. THIS WEEKEND THREAD IS OLD AND STINKY.

WELCOME TO ECONOMICS LESSON RETARDS NO RATE CUTS NO GO UP NEVER BET AGAINST DOLLAR FED CONTROLS EVERYTHING FOOLS

GAP UP. BERS DEAD AND ITS NOT EVEN MONDAY YET.

SHINY ROCKS GO BACK UP

SLV UP 4%

NVDA never say that they'll invest $100B in OpenAI. They say that they'll invest UP to $100B in OpenAI. NVDA will still invest big money in OpenAI but just not $100B like people say before. OpenAI want $100B and Amazon already say that they'll invest up to $50B into OpenAI so I think NVDA will do the rest of the money.

Dont listen to the bear fantasies. FUTES WILL GO UP #TOMORROW GREEN 🟩🟢💚🍏

“Sometimes you need a dictator” 🥭 said last week in Davos, Switzerland, days after suggesting to Reuters that “we shouldn’t even have a €lection” LOCK THEM UP WITH ELMO FFS

I JUST WOKE UP

SIGN ME UP FOR MORE SILVER FREAK OFFS ON MONDAY DADDY

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# DUDE WHY IS SENTIMENT SO FUCKED UP?

Come on MSFT! WAKE UP!

SOMEONE GIVE GATES A GODDAMN VIAGARA CAUSE MSFT CAN’T KEEP IT’S FUCKING DICK UP

>TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH >Kevin Warsh Says Fed Independence Is ‘Essential,’ But Limited GOLD SHOULD BE 3X LIMIT UP

MY PORT IS UP 56% ON THE DAY CAUSE OF SILVER PUTS FUCK SILVERRRRR RAHHHHH

OH GOD GO BACK UP