UP

FORESKIN GANG LETS DOCK UP HOMIES

Williams could SHUT THE FUCK UP

MAN UP $htz

SO MANY DEGENS WILL BLOW UP TODAY LOL CAUSE THEY CANT SIT OUT 1 SESSION

# MU UP THE ANOOS

NBIS DONT GIVE UP MAN

#BESSENT WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU USELESS COW

TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT TRUMP: I LOVE THE INFLATION TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!!

PLS KEEP BUYUNG CALLS LOL , SURELY IT WILL GO UP SOON ! :)

SPY GOING UP TMRW?

UP yo DinGuuuuASSS

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WE GOING UP

# V GANG RISE UP!!!!!!!!!!!! # LET'S # FUCKING # GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK YOU MSFT STOP GOING UP

TOMORROW WILL BE EVEN LOWER DONT FALL FOR IT TODAY BUY AT THE MAX DISCOUNT TMRW BEFORE WE FACEMELT UP POST ASML TSMC EARNINGS

# VIX UP 3% WHILE SPY IS FLAT MEANS THEY'RE GOING TO ROAST PUTS AND CRUSH VOLATILITY

if asml and tsmc earnings are the next ai catalysts, makes sense market wants to buy in as cheap as possible beforehand LOAD UP ON CALLS NOW BOYS

GO UP NOW

:screech: SHUT UP CLANKER!!!!

New Trad Telecom Bulls STAND UP

TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT TRUMP: YOU KNOW, INFLATION, CERTAIN LEVELS OF INFLATION, WILL ALSO PAY OFF THAT DEBT VERY RAPIDLY. VERY RAPIDLY TRUMP: I LOVE THE INFLATION TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!!

Yeah such a rug pull. It is UP and near all time highs. LMAO

Someone said health insurance premiums are $2200 a month for a family of 4. It’s not even that bad. The MEDIAN income for a family of 4 in the us is over 150k so that’s less than 18%, and if you’re TRULY poor you’ll qualify for Medicaid or very very generous aca subsidies if you make less than 60k or so (if you make UP TO 132k a year as a family of 4 you’ll qualify for subsidies that limit premiums to 10% of income so that’s already EXTREMELY generous), so this seems like a very first world problem. It’s definitely a MIDDLE CLASS problem not a poverty problem. If someone literally can’t access any healthcare at all, I have sympathy. If it’s middle class people who are too rich for handouts then I have no sympathy. What I think is deeply fucked up is that the us doesn’t guarantee healthcare like every other major country and if a surgery costs millions then that’s deeply fucked up, but an amount that someone could make driving DoorDash a few days a week who’s already too rich to qualify for Medicaid then my sympathy is approximately zero. It’s not like they’re dying because they can’t access any care at all due to having zero in the bank. Plus $2200 it’s not like it’s that much, DoorDash every night from very very non fancy restaurants for one person probably costs at least half of that plus every 18 year old on this sub has a tiny account with that much in it and manages to lose that every day and that’s a SMALL account. Losing 50k a day on this sub is also super common. Nobody is gonna hang up the cleats and stop trading unless it’s AT LEAST a million and even that may be a bit too low. And something else, $2200 a month a young professional working at faang or big4 or whatever could make a lot more than 10x that and they all go on trips all the time and they’re completely SELF MADE. Plus go to any coastal area I’d say a typical family is probably gonna be making 500k-1m a year and even a young couple could easily make that with rank and file pay, and many families like law firm partners and business owners are gonna make A LOT more, many millions a year. And the median 55 year old has something like a 500k net worth, so $2200 a month is nothing, and in these areas vast majority of families have at least several million and plenty have multi 8 figures and aren’t Bezos. Plus another way to think of it, 2200 years ago was not at all prehistory so you may even know your family line and if they managed to pass down $12 a day which even a beggar could make more than you’ve solved your healthcare premiums issue. Make it $1 a day and that’s not far off from a million dollars.

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BREAKING: FUTES RISE ON NEWS OF TANKERS BEING BLOWN UP

LOL OIL OPENED UP

HAHAHAHHA, I JUST TOLD THE WORD RAM SUPPLY IS THE ISSUE. I WLL MESS TOUR MU PUT UP FOOL. MU UP 10% tomorrow

RISE UP 3 in a row

# U.S. Adds Just 29,000 Jobs in September, Down From 133,000 in August PAMP IT UP

Oil goes up, indexes go up. Oil goes down.. Indexes ALSO GO UP! :kek:

I’m going to go knit these stupid socks 🧦 valkyrie WAKE UP

I bet most of you are high school dropouts. GET YOUR EDUCATION UP R*t*rds.

MY SPY CALLS WHAT ARE U DOING. GO BACK UP 🚀 🤡 🤡 🤡

Path of least resistance is UP

Sir, the market only goes UP. Remember?

ITS OVER BOYS WRAP IT UP.

BRO AVGO GO UP POS U WERE UP 2% PRE MARKET

TRUMP: BIG ANNOUNCEMENT COMING UP ON DIESEL TRUMP ON IRAN: GOING TO BE OVER SOON ONE WAY OR THE OTHER

OPENAI REVENUE IS 70B FOR THE YEAR.....WHATEVER ARTICLE WAS RELEASED YESTERDAY WAS WROTE BY A FUCKING RETARD.....OPENAI HAVE MADE 50B UP UNTIL END OF SEPTEMBER....ADD IN 3 REMAINING MONTHS....MAKES 70B IN ANNUALIZED REVENUE, AS EXPECTED....NOTHINGBURGER LIKE I SAID YESTERDAY

ASS TITS PUTS LOL WISH I BOUGHT INVERSE ETF OR SOMETHING FUCK ID BE UP LIKE 47% IF U BOUGHT ASTN AT 15.22 AND WHATS ITS AT NOW

OIL>UP SPCX>UP YIELDS>UP SPY>UP

Aapl needs to just FUCKING GO UP

YES HOOD SOFI BULL ONLY UP FROM HERE ^(plz)

well it just went past 749.50, so I think UP is the direction