UP

YOU SHOW EM $NBIS! GET UP TO GREEN SO THE SWAN DIVE TO -5% IS EVEN MORE DRAMATIC! YOU GOT THIS $NBIS

UP ONLY SANTA RALLY

# GOOD MOANING AMERIPOORS WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU GOTTA EITHER HUSSLE OR BE HUSSLED BUT UNTIL YOUR RICH YOU HAVE NO CHOICE

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JEFF WAKE UP AMZN NEEDS TO GO UP ALREADY

MY TIME IS UP MY TIME IS NOW MY TIME IS UP MY TIME IS NOW

#PLTR GANG MEMBERS CHECKING IN UP 5.0% with the SHREK HULK

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? PUT LIQUIDITY IN IM ONLY UP 8 DOLLARS?

I won’t talk to any mf’er unless they MASKED TF UP!!!!!!!

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GO BACK UP

BA you fucking shit, what are you doing! MAYDAY MAYDAY PULL UP.

SLV WILL GO UP FOREVER

252P SEND IT WILL CLOSE IN 2 HOURS MARKET WENT UP FOR AN HOUR AND HALF IT WILL GO DOWN

WHY MARKET DONT JUST GO UP ALL THE TIME LIKE IT USED TO, CUH??!

None of the intitutional clows gonna have the balls to move the market today. Options just looks pathetic....you cant even sell to cover your shit transac costs. ITS UP TO THE RETAIL REGARDS TO JACK SHIT UP. 687. 10 cents. SMASH THAT FUCKER!

META WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU UP TO? SHREK DICK IS LIMPER THAN EVER

UP UP AND AWAY

WHEN FEAR IS HIGH BE GREEDY WHEN GREED IS HIGH BE FEARFUL USA BUSINESS OPTIMISM UP REDBOOK DOWN Who knows what’s going on but get in loser

FUCK YOU $META POS GO UP

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#META YOU FUCKING LIMP COCK GO UP

MOST GAY STOCK EVER $AMZN GO FUCKIN UP YOU BITCH

NVDA UP AH CUZ 🥭 TRUTH  President Trump Posts On Truth Social "... NVIDIA's U.S. Customers are already moving forward with their incredible, highly advanced Blackwell chips, and soon, Rubin, neither of which are part of this deal. My Administration will always put America FIRST. The Department of Commerce is finalizing the details, and the same approach will apply to AMD, Intel, and other GREAT American Companies."

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SURELY NVDA KEEPS GOING UP

If bulls are right “STOCKS ONLY GO UP FUK U BITCHES” If bears are right “TOLD U SO OVERVALUED SHIT” Stocks only move to the right. Shit is so retRded i cannot even fathom. At least a casino gives you free room and comped dinners at Nobu.

NVDA GONNA BRING THE WHOLE MARKET UP

TERRAIN! TERRAIN! PULL UP, PULL UP!

LOAD UP TEM !!! LOAD UP TEM !!!

#META U SLUT GET BACK UP THERE WHORE

#GET YOUR LIMP COCK BACK UP THERE $META

#WRONG FUCKING WAY META STAY UP THERE LIKE A GOOD CUMSLUT U ARE

#YES GO UP META YESS GREEN CANDLE UP MY ASSSSSSSSS 😍😍😍😍😍

#META GO UP YOU LIMP COCK

FED cutting rates trump keeping oil prices cheap af massive budget deficits to stimulate economy GDP estimates rising UP ONLY 🚀🚀

#UP ONLY

NFLX MOVE UP

Even coins are UP UP

**PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG** **THIS IS A STICK UP!!!**

#DAWG YO MATH IS FUCKED UP #$30 X 365 = $10,950 🫵🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

STOCKS ONLY GO UP

I can’t believe SpaceX is only 800B valuation, are these PE firms, like, poor or what? PUMP THOSE NUMBERS UP, or don’t and go public at 1T so I can buy with every penny I have

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Like WHATS UP DANGER

here is your daily noon PUMP IT UP session, enjoy