UP

# WE AREN'T EVEN FUCKING CLOSE TO BEING DONE PUMPING YET # LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP CALLS

# LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON ABSOLUTELY DIRT CHEAP CALLS BEFORE THAT BIG DICK POWER HOUR

WE GOIN UP UP UP ITS OUR MOMENT GONNA BE GONNA BE GOLDEN!

OVERBID, PUSH IT UP

This is serious. I didn't mind the bleed while I had puts. But now that I'm a pro call holder we need UP

# UH OH BEARS # THEY'RE PUMPING THE MAG 7 # YOU REALLY THINK COKED UP HEDGE FUND MANAGERS ARE GOING TO BE ABLE TO STAY AWAY FROM 0DTES ON EVERY INDEX AND TRILLION MCAP TICKER ON OPEX?

# AND HERE # WE # GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO # V GANG RISE UP

Going UP 🆙

WRONG WAY, GO UP

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META MATES RISE UP $700 INBOUND

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Stonks. Only. Go. UP!!!!!!

UP AND TO THE RIGHT

Volatility applies to UP and DOWN!

HOLY FUCK USDJPY IS MELTING UP. UNBELIEVABLE. THE BOND MARKET GUYS ARE NOT TRUSTING THE GOVERNMENT.

# WAITING FOR BOJ TO RAISE RATES SENDING THE DOLLAR PARABOLIC WHICH WILL SEND STOCKS UP 2%

# BOJ ABOUT TO RAISE RATES # WORLD WIDE RATE HIKE TIGHTENING CYCLE AND STOCKS ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!! # LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP CALLS BEFORE THE NEXT 4 HIKES SEND SPY TO 800

DOWN THEN UP

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# WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT MORE OIL TANKERS GETTING BLOWN UP IN THE STRAIGHT AND NO ONE CARES

MEMORY GAP UP TOMORROW

# LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP CALLS BEFORE POWER HOUR

Hey guys, looks like we are running the show now. Just is WSB guys and half a dozen stupor computers. So we wanna go UP? Or… DOWN??? Pppooooots.

# WE ALREADY WENT OVER THIS # NOBODY CARES ABOUT OIL GOING UP, ONLY OIL GOING DOWN #

FINALLY RKLB WOKE UP

coreweave needs to move UP for me

QUBT SHORTING??? ALSO WHY TF IS EVERYTHING UP?! FEDS RAISED RATEA, EVERYTHINGS MORE EXPENSIVE, WHATS THE MOVE

TURN THE MUSIC BACK UP 🗣️

CRWV PLEASE RUN UP OMFG

FULL PORTED QQQ 1DTE PUTS WHEN ITS UP 1.6%. TARGET 100%

OIL IS BACK UP

ASTS is UP! You know what that means! *Increases Zillow price search range by $100*

IF YOU WANT TO BUY WHEN ITS 1% UP. WAIT UNTIL ITS 1% DOWN

# CRUDE UP TO $100 EVERYBODY PANICS # CRUDE BACK TO $100 MARKET PARABOLIC

SHREKS GONNA FUCK THIS DAY UP THE ASS SOON :money:

# AND WE # HAVE # LIFTOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!! # IMAGINE NOT BUYING SPY CALLS WHEN IT WAS ONLY UP 1%

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# AND THERE IT IS!!!!! # V GANG RISE UP # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUEYRS YET AGAIN

APLD UP 8,5% MOM GET THE CAMERA!!!!!! MOMEEEEYYY

STOCKS. GO. UP. nothing else you need to know.

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP APPLE REALLY ONLY GOES DOWN WHEN THE MARKET IS POPPIN TF OFF IT'S JUST A FUCKIN LIFEJACKET

Inflation UP Oil UP Gold UP Crypto UP Stocks UP You only lose if you’re a gay bear

# ABSOLUTE LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP SPY AND QQQ CALLS AT OPEN # MULTI WEEK RALLY STARTING TODAY

FULL EMPLOYMENT, JOBS RISING Inflation getthehellouttahere, RATES ARE GOING UP

KEVIN WARSH > JPOW 12-0 RATE HIKE = GOLD UP, SPY UP, QQQ UP, SOXX UP, RATES DOWN. FINANCIAL ALCHEMY

# WHY WOULD THE MARKET RUG ITSELF LMAOOOO BIG MONEY WAS LOADING UP

BONDS DOWN - OIL DOWN - MARKET UP thats all it takes these days. There's too much money and green all around 😁

HAH 1% BEFORE OPEN STOCKS ONLY GO UP

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