UP

Rates are UP nothing else keeping us down stocks only go up after this :) (Buying to hedge against inflation)

I bet Kevin's phone has been BLOWING UP this evening 🤣

CANT BE FAKE ITS UP 0.5% RETARD

KOSPI UP 1% AT OPEN

BRUH SPY IS UP 0.44% AFTER HOURS THAT ISN'T A TRAP BULLS IN FULL MOTION LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

# NBIS 50BN MCAP COMPANY MOVING THE MARKETS MORE THAN NVDA ANS NVDA WAS UP MORE :kek: :kek:

# MELT UP CITY

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CLEANED UP WITH WHAT? QQQ CLOSING GREEN? LMAOOOOO

WE'RE GOING UP ✨🕺 UP ✨🕺 UP ✨🕺 IT'S OUR MOMENT

So lemme get this straight… US Bonds rising -> Debt get more expensive -> Fed raises -> 10Y US still > 5% -> Nebius HEAVILY in debt -> Raises prices to cover rising interest payments & refinancing -> OpenAI & Anthropic who wanna IPO and are not profitable need to pay higher compute price -> They cannot pay without MORE expensive debt -> They do not pay -> BUT STOCK STILL GO UP?!?!

Imagine being handed A GOOD ECONOMY TWICE and doing everything in your power to FUCK IT UP.

EVERY WORD HE SAYS TANKS THE MARKET YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVIN LMAO

WE ARE GOING UP BEARS ARE GAY

RATE CUTS BULLISH RATE HIKES ALSO BULLISH LINE MUST GO UP FOREVER

YEAH WELL WAIT WAIT WAIT BULL TRAP WARSH WILL FUCK THIS UP AND SAY WE NEED ANOTHER HIKE DECEMBER IT WILL HAPPEN

RATES GOING UP ON MANGOS WATCH ALL BECAUSE OF HIM WHAT A RETARD

USO NEED U TO GO UP PLS U ARE 30 CENTS TOO CLOSE TO MY BREAK EVEN

Premiums are FUCKED spy is not going UP OR DOWN :kek: :belt:

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DONT YA KNOW PAMP IT UP 🎶

YOUVE GOT TO PUMP IT UP

# CRUDE UP TO $100 EVERYBODY PANICS # CRUDE DOWN TO $100 MARKET ALL TIME HIGHS

# WE ALREADY WENT OVER THIS # NOBODY CARES ABOUT OIL GOING UP # ONLY OIL GOING DOWN

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WE WILL HAVE RATE HIKES THIS MONTH AND DECEMBER AS WELL TWO RATE HIKES THIS YEAR CHECK BETTING ODDS FOR DECEMBER RATE HIKE IT WENT UP TO 62% FROM 54% SO MARKET COULD SUFFER WARSH WILL NEED TO CONFRONT THIS POSSIBILITY IF HE SAYS ANOTHER HIKE COULD HAPPEN WE R FUCKED

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>TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: WE WILL GROW OUR WAY OUT OF DEBT >TRUMP: I LOVE THE INFLATION >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! >WARSH SAYS INFLATION WILL NOT LAST FOREVER. >WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >WARSH: I AM SETTING UP A TASK FORCE TO CHANGE THE INFLATION MEASURE >WARSH: I THINK WE'LL GET TASK FORCE BREIFINGS IN EARLY SEPTEMBER >BESSENT: I HAVE BREAKFAST EVERY WEEK WITH WARSH >WARSH: MY PRIOR RELATIONSHIP WITH BESSENT PROVEN FRUITFUL >TRUMP HAS CALLED WARSH REPEATEDLY SINCE HE BECAME FED CHAIR >WARSH SAID HE WOULD STAY QUIET IF TRUMP ATTEMPTED TO INFLUENCE POLICY. >BESSENT: TRADITIONALLY YOU DON'T RAISE INTO A SUPPLY SHOCK ✅️

# WE GOT OURSELVES A MASSIVE MELT UP GAP UP # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS

BRUH INTEL GOING TO PUMP OR WHAT FAKE OUT TOMORROW DAMN UP 4% PREMARKET

# WHAT IF JPOWEL RETURNS WITH A STEEL CHAIR, SMASHES KEVIN IN FRONT OF THE PRESS AND ANOUNCES RATE CUTS; AS EVERYONE IS FREAKING OUT, HE GET UP THE LADDER WITH THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT ON HAND.

**The Warsh is gonna take his dress shoe, turn it sideways and STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS**

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Wdym by mooning? ITS BARELY UP! By morning it will be -0.40 again :pepetrump:

Imagine some boomer reading the chat right now… WELL WHY DID YOU PULL THE LADDER UP?????

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REGARDS!! A LOT OF US WILL GO TITS UP TOMORROW WEN KEVIN NASH ANNOUNCES RATES HIKE, BUT WE ALL MUST REMEMBER THE NUMBA 1 RULE **NO FUCKING CRYING IN THE CASINO!!!!**

Oil go down Stock go UP

EVER SINCE FUEL STARTED GOING UP I STOPPED SEEING CHUDS *ROLLING COAL* 😂

# YOU MEAN LITERALLY 2 DAYS AGO WHEN OIL WAS -3% AND EVERY INDEX OPENED UP +1%

# OH SHIT # HUGE -5% OIL DAY TOMORROW # INDICES GOING TO OPEN UP +1% AND WON'T MATTER AT ALL ABOUT RATE HIKES

>WARSH SAYS INFLATION WILL NOT LAST FOREVER. >WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >WARSH: I AM SETTING UP A TASK FORCE TO CHANGE THE INFLATION MEASURE >WARSH: I THINK WE'LL GET TASK FORCE BREIFINGS IN EARLY SEPTEMBER ✅️

# HOLY FUCK # IT'S STILL GOING UP # LMAOOOOOOO

CAN OIL STOP GOING UP 5% EVERYDAY PLEASE

# AND HERE WE GO # CURLING UP FOR POWER HOUR # 760 SOON

# CRUDE UP 5% NOBODY BATS AN EYE # CRUDE DOWN 1% STOCKS PARABOLIC

# SPY STILL UP $100 FROM IRAN CONFLICT START AND EVERYTHING HAS GOTTEN WORSE

# AND JUST LIKE THAT BOTTOM IS IN # V GANG RISE UP # DIP BUYERS FEASTING

GO UP SO I CAN EAT THIS WEEK!!!!