UP

PUMP UP NOW whats the eod?

IMAGINE NOT BUYING CALLS TODAY WHEN THE MARKET LEGITIMATELY JUST ONLY GOES UP LMAO

'CAUSE WE'RE (bear) HUNTERS, VOICES STRONG AND I BELIEVE WE ARE GOING UP UP UP 🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

PUMP IT UP!

WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆 stream golden bulls!

hate to be that guy, but googl, you're not giving what's needing to be gave buddy. GO UP.

Bruh no way. $GOOGL UP THIS MUCH

SPY PLZ GO UP MORE PLZ

BEARCHADS RISE UP SELL AT OPEN

20 MINUTES UNTIL THE FUN CONTINUES. BUCKLE UP!

Why are your puts afraid? Who cares. WE ONLY GO UP

WTF HAPPENijg?? MSFT AND META CRASHING?? GOOGLE ON UP?? WHAT NEWS

had I gotten better entries on my 197 nvidia call and didn’t buy fuckin meta calls last week I would be UP up today. Instead I am barely breaking even lol

Spy at 676 in premarket, we UP boys

$GOOGL ON THE UP

OPEN DAT SHI! OPEN DAT SHI UP!

YEAH WERE IN A BUBBLE! But you know what?? I’m still buying that DIP. And the day this bubble pops, bears, bulls and even the hedgies are gonna be suffering cus this shit will CRASH when it falls but for now STOCKS ONLY GO UP BABYYY

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PUMP UP THE JAM PUMP IT UP

GAPPING UP

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They are not UP yet dawg. It's Australia first then Japan then China then.....

IF EVERYONE PUTS 5K INTO SPY 675 CALLS TOMORROW PRICE IS CURRENTLY .51 PER CONTRACT WE WILL ALL MAKE MONEY CANT POSSIBLY GO TITS UP

FUTES ARE UP BIGLY GO GO GO BUY BUY BUY 1 TRILLION ZIMBABWE DOLLARS TO EVERYONE

The new 2K Stimmy check is like Fanduel giving you a $50 dollar bonus cause you lost your life savings in this wonderful casino called the stock market where people fight base on charts that go UP and DOWN just to fck both sides by only going right

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HEDGE FUNDS ARE NOW SHORTING AT THE FASTEST PACE SINCE APRIL. INVESTORS ARE RAMPING UP BEARISH POSITIONS AS MARKET VOLATILITY PICKS UP AND VALUATIONS IN MEGA-CAP TECH REMAIN STRETCHED. Now they tell us

Dawg why does everyone drive on the highway like they're in a video game WE HAVE ONE SHOT AT NOT GETTING IN A 16 CAR PILE UP

**THE JIG IS UP MOTHERFUCKERS** **HAND OVER THE BATH SALTS OR THE BEARHUNTER GETS IT**

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO. SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

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BEAR LINING UP TO WASH MY FORESKIN

CAN WE CLOSE THE MARKETS AND OPEN UP CONGRESS PLEASE

I CANT GET IT UP TODAY

MOM COME PICK ME UP, PLEASE.

Apple keeps playing with my calls. STAY UP DAMNIT

And suddenly the market remembers that JPow has a giant money printer and isn't afraid to use it. Your dollar may be worthless, but your stonk only go UP.

OIL UP BOYS, IT'S TIME

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PLEASE JUST GO UP PLEASE I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE AGHHHHHHHHH

WENDY’S IS UP 10%

#IF YOU'RE STILL HOLDING SHARES... JUST GIVE UP, YOU ARE NO GOOD AT THIS.

FBI OPEN UP

nasdaq rallied 60% since april lows 10-15% correction makes sense, then UP only again

# NO CRYING IN THE CASINO. MAN THE FUCK UP.

TURN THE VOLUME UP!

##BEARS WAKE UP WITH ONE THING ON THIER MIND ⢠⣞⣻⣿⣶⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣵⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠳⢿⣻⣵⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣤⣤⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣶⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠿⠿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠀

STOCKS DOWN SO BONDS UP DEFICIT DESTROYED!!!!11

SPECULATORS!!!….. MOUNT UP