UP

meta trading like a meme stock wtf went from 2% POSITIVE TO RED AND BACK UP 1%

SPY stuck in 3% range for 40 days just nuke it down 10% and then UP only again

# BEAR TRAP SPRUNG # V GANG RISE UP

Today bers will learn that Stonks. Only. Go. Up. Highest yields in two decades? Stonks up. Oil almost at the peak in March which sent spy down like 20%? Stonks up. Inflation sticky with 90% chance of rate hike? You know it. STONKS UP.

I WOKE UP IN A NEW BU-RGUNDY IPHONE 18 PRO

>WARSH SAYS INFLATION WILL NOT LAST FOREVER. >WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >WARSH: I AM SETTING UP A TASK FORCE TO CHANGE THE INFLATION MEASURE >WARSH: I THINK WE'LL GET TASK FORCE BREIFINGS IN EARLY SEPTEMBER 🤔

Then why the FUCK ARE WE GOING BACK UP?!

:screech: FUTURE IS UP 0.00%!!!! LETSSS GOOOOOO!!!!?!??

BESSENT WAKE THE FUCK UP AND SHORT OIL useless fuck

MEMORY FUCKERS FUCKED THE MARKET UP

Are these rate hikes in the room with you right now >WARSH SAYS INFLATION WILL NOT LAST FOREVER. >WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >WARSH: I AM SETTING UP A TASK FORCE TO CHANGE THE INFLATION MEASURE >WARSH: I THINK WE'LL GET TASK FORCE BREIFINGS IN EARLY SEPTEMBER >TRUMP: WILL LEAVE RATE CUT TO WARSH DURING OCTOBER MEETING >BESSENT: TRADITIONALLY YOU DON'T RAISE INTO A SUPPLY SHOCK >BESSENT: I HAVE BREAKFAST EVERY WEEK WITH WARSH >TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH >TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES” >TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES >TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE >WARSH REFUSES TO DISCUSS TALKS WITH PRESIDENT.

Are these rate hikes in the room with you right now >WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >WARSH: I AM SETTING UP A TASK FORCE TO CHANGE THE INFLATION MEASURE >WARSH: I THINK WE'LL GET TASK FORCE BREIFINGS IN EARLY SEPTEMBER >TRUMP: WILL LEAVE RATE CUT TO WARSH DURING OCTOBER MEETING >BESSENT: TRADITIONALLY YOU DON'T RAISE INTO A SUPPLY SHOCK >BESSENT: I HAVE BREAKFAST EVERY WEEK WITH WARSH >TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH >TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES” >TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES >TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE ✅️

Imagine thinking that the orange fruit would let the market actually crash before midterms when THE ONLY THING HE EVER SAYS IN SUPPORT OF HIS STANCE THAT HIS ECONOMY IS DOING BETTER THAN ANY ECONOMY WE HAVE EVER SEEN BEFORE IS THE FACT THAT THE MARKETS ARE UP LMAO. Think of that plunge protection team money printer JPow meme, that's essentially just on 100% of the time now and it's Bessent turning the crank.

# PEOPLE SLAM PUTS MARKET GOES UP # PEOPLE SLAM CALLS MARKET GOES UP

# MASSIVE GAP UP = BUY CALLS # MASSIVE GAP DOWN = BUY CALLS # NET OUTCOME: FREE MONEY

OK NOT ENOUGH SELLERS LOAD UP ON CALLS

High IQ president, that means STONKS GO UP

>WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >WARSH: I AM SETTING UP A TASK FORCE TO CHANGE THE INFLATION MEASURE >WARSH: I THINK WE'LL GET TASK FORCE BREIFINGS IN EARLY SEPTEMBER >TRUMP: WILL LEAVE RATE CUT TO WARSH DURING OCTOBER MEETING >BESSENT: TRADITIONALLY YOU DON'T RAISE INTO A SUPPLY SHOCK >BESSENT: I HAVE BREAKFAST EVERY WEEK WITH WARSH ✅️

If I put my iPhone screen upside down then reflect it in my iPad and forget that red is bad, I'M UP HIGHLY BIGLY

👑 Seriously, why the negativity here? UK FTSE 100 is UP. When that crashes, you know there is no bottom.

UP DOWN DOWN

# MASSIVE GAP UP = CALLS # MASSIVE GAP DOWN = CALLS # IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE, IT'S FREE MONEY

ALL THE WAY UP

# SPY GOING GREEN # I REPEAT # SPY IS GOING GREEN # LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON ABSOLUTELY DIRT CHEAP CALLS

GUYS BUY BWET I BOUGHT SOME UP 2% ALREADY

STEP RIGHHHHHT UP GRAB UR PUTS HERE FOLKS

>TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: WE WILL GROW OUR WAY OUT OF DEBT >TRUMP: I LOVE THE INFLATION >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! ✅️

# CALLS AT OPEN # MARKET OPENING UP AT LOW OF DAY

>WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >WARSH: I AM SETTING UP A TASK FORCE TO CHANGE THE INFLATION MEASURE >WARSH: I THINK WE'LL GET TASK FORCE BREIFINGS IN EARLY SEPTEMBER >TRUMP: WILL LEAVE RATE CUT TO WARSH DURING OCTOBER MEETING >BESSENT: TRADITIONALLY YOU DON'T RAISE INTO A SUPPLY SHOCK >BESSENT: I HAVE BREAKFAST EVERY WEEK WITH WARSH ✅️

\# NOOOO NO NO NO NO NO I WONT ACCEPT IT GOOGLE GO BACK UP RIGHT NOWWWWWWW

FAKE INTERNET CURRENCY UP AND RUNNING LMAO

>WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >WARSH: I AM SETTING UP A TASK FORCE TO CHANGE THE INFLATION MEASURE >WARSH: I THINK WE'LL GET TASK FORCE BREIFINGS IN EARLY SEPTEMBER >TRUMP: WILL LEAVE RATE CUT TO WARSH DURING OCTOBER MEETING >BESSENT: TRADITIONALLY YOU DON'T RAISE INTO A SUPPLY SHOCK >BESSENT: I HAVE BREAKFAST EVERY WEEK WITH WARSH Why so confused

# BEARS ACTUALLY THOUGHT LMAOOOO # CANT EVEN TAKE BACK A MASSIVE GAP UP ON BAD NEWS ON EVEN MORE BAD NEWS

oil tankers BLOWM UP war ESCALATES tech stocks RIP

>WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >WARSH: I AM SETTING UP A TASK FORCE TO CHANGE THE INFLATION MEASURE >WARSH: I THINK WE'LL GET TASK FORCE BREIFINGS IN EARLY SEPTEMBER >TRUMP: WILL LEAVE RATE CUT TO WARSH DURING OCTOBER MEETING ✅️

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Bers at open: WHY IS IT GOING UP FOR THE 6000th TIME?!! :screech: :cry: Starting to think they enjoy it :ahyes: :ahyes:

BOOT UP YOUR ASS!!!

MONDAY GREEN AF! SHUT TF UP, TERRY

YOU ARENT MY DAD SHUT UP

OKLAHOMA FUKD UP MY PARLAY 😡

WHAT'S UP PEOPLE!

Yikes! Send her an invoice and let the boyfriend know STAY UP, KING.

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LARRY ELLISON PLANS UP TO $7.5B $ORCL SALE At today’s $150.28 close, Ellison’s 10b5-1 plan covering up to 50M shares is worth about $7.51B. This is under their recently filed 10-Q for FY2027 Q1. Ellison’s latest reported ownership was about 1.158B shares. If all 50M are sold, he would still hold roughly 1.108B shares worth $166.5B, or about 38.5% of Oracle using Oracle’s latest reported share count.

\*NVIDIA IS EXPECTED TO ANCHOR ANTHROPIC IPO \*NVIDIA PLANS TO INVEST UP TO $10 BILLION IN ANTHROPIC IPO \*ANTHROPIC SEEKS TO RAISE UP TO $100B IN AN IPO VALUING THE STARTUP AT $2T \*ANTHROPIC'S LISTING IS EXPECTED TO COMPLETE BEFORE THE U.S. MIDTERM ELECTIONS IN NOVEMBER Asking for 2T and haven't even solved a millennium problem or have the best model smh

# THAT AFTER HOURS PUMP LOOKING LIKE WE'RE GETTING GAP UP MONDAY # COUPLED WITH THE ABSOLUTE BULLISH DAY WE HAD TODAY EVEN WITH YIELDS PARABOLIC AND RATE HIKE ODDS NEAR 90% SMELLS LIKE WE'RE HAVING A TACO PARTY OVER THE WEEKEND

YOU KNOW IT I KNOW IT SHE PROMISES TOU OILED UP WRESTLING AND YOU WONT EVER GET IT :screech:

Oil go UP stonk go Down