UP

# I COULD HAVE DONE DRUGS, HOOKED UP WITH PROSTITUTES, OR DOING HOMEWORK. BUT I CHOSE THIS LIFE, YOLO MY MONEY AND LOSING IT AND GOING HERE CRYING AND SHITPOSTING LIKE A DUMBF****

If SOXL Hits $42.50 LOAD UP. Also pre market sets the tone for the day. Be careful with leveraged ETFS but I have never found an easier quick swing trade hack lol.

NVIDIA AND KAZAKHSTAN SIGN MOU WORTH UP TO $2 BILLION FOR ADVANCED AI CHIPS

#SPY WHAT THE FUCK. GO UP YOU STUPID FUCK

META YOU POS GO THE FK UP POS!!!

FASTLY GOING UP VERY FASTLY

MOM COME PICK ME UP

#PHIL & BUSTER NEED TO OPEN UP THE GOVMENT!

STOCKS WENT UP \-MANGO He's talking about the future

MR PRESIDENT, I KNOW YOU ARE LISTENING AND I HAVE FOUR WORDS FOR YOU. TURN THE SPY UP!

WHY THE FUCK DOES VIX KEEP SPIKING BACK UP. Seriously cut the shit.

msft and nvda calls ONLY UP FROM HERE

MOM COME PICK ME UP. HURRY

I hear a faint sound in the distance... what is that? Bbbrrrr bbrrrrr brrr I move closer.. BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR JPOW IS FIRING UP THE MONEY PRINTER!!! CALLS!

SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU SPY!!! I FUCKING SELL AND NOW YOU GO UP???!?! FUCK YOU

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**PLEASE ANNOUNCE A NEW FAKE AI PARTNERSHIP WITH A RANDOM COMPANY TO KEEP IT GOING UP** what companies are left? OpenAI and Taco Bell?

UP 160% SPY 675 0DTE

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Is this market from H-Town cuz it be CHOPPIN BOYZ UP

DNUT UP 20%

DNUT IS A LITERAL ROCKET UP 17%!!!

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Portfolio’s that hold $LYFT are being LIFTED UP…

If you disagree with a stock just keep your mouth shut. If someone wants a stock to run let them be happy. LETS GO DNUT UP 13%!! 🔥

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Hey MEESEEKS, since I know you’re watching, TURN THE STONKS UP!!

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Bers are dumb. Don’t you know stocks only go UP?!

Laugh if u want but AMC is actually a great investment, a company that would go down then go UP! and we’ve seen that many times over the years. Don’t miss out this time and trump also mentioned it last month… some is cooking

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🧢😎 Bro #1: “BROOOOO 🤙🤙 LFG!! SNAP IS UP +25% AFTER HOURS!!! I TOLD YOU BRO!!! I BEEN CALLIN THIS!! 💯🚀📈📈 BROOOOO" 🧢😐 Bro #2: “Dude… it’s still down -35% YTD Sit down. Shut up. 🪑🤦‍♂️📉” Bro #1: “…but… but… but… +25% tho…” 😭👉📈 Bro #2: “Congrats bro — you recovered from dying… to still being dead.” 💀📉

You’ve heard of power hour. You’ve heard of sour hour. But have you ever heard of PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP AND NOBODY MOVE A MUSCLE hour?

UP Days = Just straight up. Down Days = Up.Down.Up.Down.Down.Up.Up.Down

NEXT LEG UP NOW

THERE SHE GOESSSSSSSS A FEW MORE DOLLARS UP

Jobs weak - market up Jobs strong - market UP

>THE MEDIAN AGE OF A FIRST-TIME HOMEBUYER IN THE U.S. HAS SURGED TO A RECORD 40 YEARS — UP FROM 33 IN 2021 AND 29 IN 1981 Gen Fortnite in shambles

UP ONLY

UP OR DOWN???????

WEBULL UP 2%!?!?! HELL MUST BE FREEZING OVER

Please do not crash or blow up! Please do not crash or blow up! PLEASE DO NOT CRASH OR BLOW UP!!!!!

BEARS SLOWLY WAKING UP ONE BY ONE TO THE BIGGEST DISSATISFACTION THEY WILL HAVE TODAY

#UP & TO THE RIGHT.

LISTEN UP RETARDS NO PAIN TODAY I WANNA SEE ALL GREEEEEEEENS EVEN THE MOST FUCKED UP COMPANY WILL HAVE A GRRRRREAT DAY BUY YOU FUCKERS I LOST A LOT OF MONEY AND I WANT IT BACK!

Mamdani normally: Calm and funny Mamdani in the speech: # TURN UP THE VOLUME!!! NOW

Mango: Turn off the lights! Mamdani: TURN UP THE VOLUME!!!