UP

THIS MARKET IS LIKE PICKING UP PENNYS IN FRONT OF A STEAM ROLLER

Diesel: Im bout to fuck some shit UP Apple: This is our new $1,999 base Flip Phone and you can package it with Klarna and AT&T!

# AND HERE # WE # GOOOOOOOOOO # NEW HIGH OF DAY FOR SPY LOADING UP RIGHT NOW

🥭 WASHED UP WARSH SHOULD CUT RATES, who appointed this guy...I Never Did!! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

# IT'S NOT HAPPENING BEARS # MARKET LOADED UP ON CALLS YESTERDAY AND THEY WANT THEM TO EXPIRE EXTREMELY DEEP ITM # MARKET ISN'T GOING TO RUG PULL ITSELF

# BEAR TRAP SPRUNG # BACK UP WE GOOOOOOOOOO

PLEASE GO UP I WANT TO BE RICH AND NOT WORK FUCK THIS SHIT

stonks only go UP

# WE ALREADY WENT OVER THIS # MARKET ONLY REACTS TO OIL GOING DOWN NOT UP

FUCK THIS RUBBERBAND BULLSHIT, STRAIGHT LINES UP OR DOWN ONLY

# HERE COMES THE REAL PUMP # JUST REMEMBER WE GO UP 2% ON BAD NEWS # NOT DOWN 2% ON BAD NEWS

SPY UP OR DOWN?

MY GOD MY TANKERS HAVE WOKEN UP :wow:

# AAPL UP 6% FROM RELEASING A NEW IPHONE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE LAST YEAR # ALL IN ON THE "iPHONE" it's going to be big

RATES ARE UP OIL IS UP AND THE MARKET IS MIVING UP WHY????

IT SHOULD BE UP ORCL???

oh we going UP UP

ITS GOING UP CALLS CALLS CALLS

>WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >WARSH: I AM SETTING UP A TASK FORCE TO CHANGE THE INFLATION MEASURE >WARSH: I THINK WE'LL GET TASK FORCE BREIFINGS IN EARLY SEPTEMBER >TRUMP: WILL LEAVE RATE CUT TO WARSH DURING OCTOBER MEETING ✅️

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WHY DOES IT KEEP GOING UP

# THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T HOLD PUTS INTO A VOL EVENT WHEN VIX IS 18 # EVEN IF THE PRINT IS BAD VOL CRUSH SENDS US UP # SEE YOU AT 765

PACK IT UP

>WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >WARSH: I AM SETTING UP A TASK FORCE TO CHANGE THE INFLATION MEASURE >WARSH: I THINK WE'LL GET TASK FORCE BREIFINGS IN EARLY SEPTEMBER >TRUMP: WILL LEAVE RATE CUT TO WARSH DURING OCTOBER MEETING >WARSH SAYS HE IS COMMITTING TO HOLDING PRESS CONFERENCES FOR THE REMAINDER OF THIS YEAR Some of yall seem confused

>WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >WARSH: I AM SETTING UP A TASK FORCE TO CHANGE THE INFLATION MEASURE >WARSH: I THINK WE'LL GET TASK FORCE BREIFINGS IN EARLY SEPTEMBER >TRUMP: WILL LEAVE RATE CUT TO WARSH DURING OCTOBER MEETING ✅️

5 points UP Tomorrow!!!!!

I drink your milkshake. I DRINK IT UP

I don't follow Godzilla lore, but I think he loses in the next movie Or we're about to get some bullshit answer, because in the trailer if Ghidora is LIFTING HIM UP and then DROPPING HIM ON HIS BIG DINOSAUR BUTT, he's not able to win that fight!

That is a really stupid idea, I actually hate you right now for this bullsh... "We will be leveraging AI" ...SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!1!

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ORACLE UP TO LEVELS NOT SEEN SINCE THIS MORning.

# OIL + INFLATION + UNEMPLOYMENT: UP # STOCKS: DOWN **GOLDEN AGE**

I BOUGHT PUTS AND THE SHIT DECIDED TO GO UP ALL OF THE SUDEEN

>TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: WE WILL GROW OUR WAY OUT OF DEBT >TRUMP: I LOVE THE INFLATION >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! Listening yet

SEPTEMBER RATE HIKE ODDS UP TO 64% DAMN

I FUCKING LOVE WHEN MY OIL STOCKS GO DOWN WHEN OIL IS STRAIGHT UP FOR A WEEK.

PLTR TODAY WILL CLOSE 9 PERCENT UP UCK YESD

Get in maggots we're going UP

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP. THE MARKET IS OPEN

GETTING RICH ON OIL, OILED UP, HAIR ON MY BEARY CHEST

YOU think THIS IS BAD. WAIT UNTIL THE KOREAN WAKE UP 🇰🇷

WAKE ME UP. WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS.

$763 spy means it’s going UP tomorrow!!!

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Look at Rockefeller over here, socks AND khakis?? BAREFOOT GYM SHORTS GANG RISE UP!!!

ambr GO UP PLZ

# V GANG RISE UP!!!!

10Y YIELD IS LITERALLY UP 1% IN 15 MINUTES ITS FUCKING OVER

LMFAO! Bessent announced he buying more bonds and yields went UP instead ... bye bye Murica

10Y YIELD IS UP 0.7% IN 10 MINUTES