UP

META NEXT LEG UP

10YEAR YIELD JUST WENT UP 0.6% IN 5 MINUTES ABORT EVERYTHING

\*US TREASURY TO BUY BACK UP TO $6B IN LONGER-DATED DEBT THURSDAY

# BESSENT TRIED TO INTERVENE IN THE BOND MARKET AND GOT BLOWN UP

GUYS WHEN WILL GOOGL GO UP

Hahah the bears in shambles. Its so nice not being one of you for a change. STONKS GO UP. Its this admins main lever going into midterms. They will pump them no matter the long term damage and the MM know it.

DR COPPER HAS SPOKEN, WE GO UP!

“It’s kangaroo market, it goes up and down and up” THEN WHY DOESNT GOOGL EVER GO UP? IS IT STUPID?

Me: *judges people for yelling at the TV when a player does something they didn't like* Also me: "ASTS PLEASE GO UP, PLEASE! 😭"

EVERYBODY HANDS UP PANTS DOWN

>TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: WE WILL GROW OUR WAY OUT OF DEBT >TRUMP: I LOVE THE INFLATION >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! When you leak your plans for a stealth default

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Let me see if I got this right... "U.S. military destroys five Iranian oil tankers after attempted attack on American warship" I read this headline and yet the market is still UP.

# OH SHIT THAT BEAR TRAP ON FUTES # LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING UP TOMORROW

>TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: WE WILL GROW OUR WAY OUT OF DEBT >TRUMP: I LOVE THE INFLATION >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! When you leak your plans for a stealth default

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# GAP FILL TODAY # GAP UP TOMORROW

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# HOPE YOU BOUGHT THOSE SPY $770 0DTES # GOING TO BE UP 1000% BY CLOSE

oh yeah SUNDAR WOKE UP

guys WTF is going on w/ HPE? suddenly 5.38% UP in 1 hour

GO UP DAMMIT

FUCK YEA SPY WILL BE GAPPING UP

UP 20% NICE, now just a small 51,72% pump to go back to ath

>TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: WE WILL GROW OUR WAY OUT OF DEBT >TRUMP: I LOVE THE INFLATION >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! ✅️

# BEAR TRAP SPRUNG # V GANG RISE UP!!!

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MY COCK IS UP

VIX UP OIL UP YIELDS UP

EVERYTHINGS UP LIKE A MF, SEMIS UP, INFRA UP, MEMORY UP, CHIPS UP, PANIK BUY, CALLS ON EVERYTHING

BREAKING: DEPT OF TRANSPORTATION THINKING ABOUT ALLOWING GAS STATIONS TO FILL UP GAS TANKS WITH DISTILLED WATER IN EFFORT TO BRING DOWN GAS PRICES - CNN

No it’s not dude we’re going UP always

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# GAP UP CITY

HOL UP FUTES

# T-1 MINUTE UNTIL ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE GAP UP IN FUTES BEGINS

# CRUDE UP STOCKS UP

DRAM IT UP MY ASS $100????

What part are you in, I was looking at UP props?

WHICH GAY BAR ARE WE HITTING UP TONIGHT, boys?!! 😏😏😏

“How crazy is this? We just got GREAT Numbers on Jobs, the Market should go UP, because our Credit and Economy are better but, as always, for the past 25 years, the Stock Market goes DOWN, because we’re living under False Reality that if things are good, you’ve got to “KILL IT” because of a “fear” of Inflation. President DJT” Made me laugh, reminds me of when WSB complains the market is intentionally inversing it’s positions

He said "it should be going UP like a Rocketship", but that he knew that the markets would go down instead. His post sounds a little bearish to me.

# V GANG RISE UP

Trump: "CUT THE RATES OR I'LL FUCK EVERYTHING UP MORE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO MY RETARD SHIT!" fuck all the retards that voted in their retard

HERE WE GOOOOO UP SOOOONNNN!!!!!!

# I DEMAND LESS JOBS SO THE STOCK MARKET CAN GO UP! https://preview.redd.it/ljt1rm0hoinh1.png?width=1070&format=png&auto=webp&s=eeae297b1d767b16af1d91ded1ed27149ba1d914 [](https://x.com/qcapital2020/status/2095852374464069738/photo/1)

Please SPY GO UP

PLEASE TESLA GO UP