UP

OPEN UP!!

Are there escorts in Bikini Bottom? Then how come I never see them in SpongeBob SquarePants 🧏‍♂️: Mom, what's an escort? #👱‍♀️: BORAT, SHUT THE HELL UP 😠 🤓: What? Didn't I meet you as an escort? And didn't we have junior because you forgot to take the pill?

#WHAT ARE ALL THE GIG WORKERS GOING TO DO WHEN ROBOTAXIS CAN PICK ME UP AND DROP MY FOOD AT HOME 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#I REFUSE TO BUY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FOR MY GIRLFRIEND'S PARENTS BECAUSE IF WE BREAK UP, I MAY NOT GET MY PRESENTS BACK 🧠

BREAKING: TSLA unveils technology to allows drivers to drive at night by illuminating road in front of vehicle with advanced magic bulbs of light Cult: TSLA UP 100%!!!

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I wanted to ask this on the 31st but I'll be betbanned so, UPVOTE IF YOU'RE UP ON THE YEAR, DOWNVOTE IF YOU'RE DOWN

BULLS KEEP YOU DICKS UP!

UP ONLY

UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN JUST GO UUUPPPP

BABE WAKE UP AI ISNT KEWL ANYMORE

# AND THERE IT IS BOTTOM IS IN # COKED UP FUND MANAGERS ALL SLAMMING 0DTE SPXW CALLS ON A LOW VOLUME DECEMBER FRIDAY # BUY CALLS WITH CONFIDENCE HERE

TESLA, IM ROOTING FOR YOU TO GO BACK UP TO 463. It wasn’t so bad reaching that new high, was it?

As they say in airspace….PULL UP PULL UP PULL UP

# DIP BUYERS STORMING THE GATES # V GANG RISE UP

PUMP IT UP, PUMP IT UP, TESLA

WHAT UP RASTAS?!?

UP ONLY

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COME ON COSTCO SHREK DICK IT UP

$AVGO EARNINGS CALL THE MAKE OR BREAK $GOOGL GOING UP ON THIS NEWS $AVGO = NOW A $2T COMPANY = COMING FOR $AMZN MAG 8!

WTF IS GOING ON WITH LULU?! DOWN 5%, UP 6%?!

Google and Robinhood - WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!

SPY UP EXCEPT MY INDIVIDUAL STOCK

CONTINUE DA CHHARRRGGEEEEE!!!!!! 688 / 6900 FUCK DEM UP FOR WIPING OUT OUR PAPER HANDED BROS AT OPEN!

MR. PRESIDENT, GAP UP THIS COCK.

IWM new ATH guess what's coming next, more ATHs UP ONLY

IWM about to smash ATH UP ONLY

LMAO WHY IS HOME DEPOT UP 3% I just spent $23k on windows and i literally dropped it in the chat Told you guys to buy

WAKE UP. VIX IS $16. Start buying calls.

What's it called when it was moving UP 4% every day this year? 🥴

HERE IT COMES RETAIL WOKE UP

UP KURWA ONLY

# GO UP YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

BALLS OF STEEL DIAMOND HANDS DOUBLE DOWN LEVERAGE UP WAY OF THE REGARD!

UP ONLY

PULL UP, TERRAIN, PULL UP

PULL IT UP TERRY, PULL IT UP

JUST FUCK MY AI STOCKS UP FAM

>UP only. Probably but only because of QE. There's no productivity in AI of actual real valuable things most people consume. You still can't vibe code housing, food, trades, car repair into existence.

That's the current situation: QE is back Lower rates 6-7% budget deficit (insane fiscal stimulus) Oil $57 very low and seems like might go even lower Dollar downtrending (good for stocks as about 40% of S&P 500 revenues come from abroad) AI boosting productivity Can't get much better than this. Perfect goldilocks setup. UP only. Best risk/reward plays as of now for 2026 imo: NFLX, UBER - dipped bigly meanwhile profits and margins hitting ATH META 22 forward PE(by far cheapest mag7 stock) + will have lower tax rate coz of their recent one off tax charge. AMZN profits and margins hitting ATH stock only up 3% YTD, should catch up in 2026. NVDA - projected net income of 175 billion, 24 forward PE, they will announce bigger buybacks again. Should see 1 more leg up to 240s 250s and it will be time to sell as they will start to lose market share slowly. Other great, profitable, fast growing stocks to buy dips in if market allows: HOOD, APP, RDDT - you can buy any 10-15-20% dips with closed eyes AMD (if dips to 170-180s) What else would you suggest?

TRUMP SAID IF THE STOCK MARKET IS GOING UP, WE SHOULD ENCOURAGE IT. 🐂

lower rates, $57 oil, 6-7% budget deficits(insane fiscal stimulus) + sentiment index in fear= SPY 15% higher in 2026 UP only lower dollar will help too i mean indexes can literally only go up in such setup it's perfect goldilocks Bessent is cooking

russell holding on well UP only

TRUMP: DON'T SEE WHY WE CAN'T HAVE 20%, 25% GDP GROWTH TRUMP: IF MARKET GOES UP, WE SHOULD ENCOURAGE IT TO GO UP MORE This fucking guy lmao

I said UP

# TRÜMP: IF MARKET GOES UP, WE SHOULD ENCOURAGE IT TO GO UP MORE

#MANGO: "IF MARKET GOES UP, WE SHOULD ENCOURAGE IT TO GO UP MORE"