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BEARS LOSING MONEY ON THIER PUTS BY LINE GOING UP AND VIX DROPPING HARD LMAO 🤣

EVERY DIP IS A NO BRAINER, HOW DO YOU REGARDS MANAGE TO SCREW THAT UP!?

# WASTED MY 30s JUST TO UNDERPERFORM SP 500 AND AUNT CATHIE WOOD'S ARKK INVEST.... SO FK'ED UP

AI LITERALLY HOLDING UP THE MARKET LMAO 🤌

# SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BUY IN

BEARS THOUGHT THEY WERE RIGHT THIS TIME 😭😭😭 ONLY UP YOU CLOWNS

“WAHHHHH WHY NO CUT RATES TO 0 WHEN INFLATION GO UP WAHHHH” - autists on ws

SHUT UP, IAN IS SPEAKING 🗣️

##PUMP UP THE JAM PUMP IT UP

Dear aapl: how about - and hear me out…you go up? Like UP?

FROM THE AMOUNT OF BITCHING ON THERE I THOUGHT IT WAS ARMAGEDDON BUT WE’RE STILL UP .2%???? STOP FULL PORTING INTO DAILIES FULL PORT INTO WEEKLIES

LOOK IT UP FUCKSTICK

Spy is giving me a heart attack rn, MAKE UP YOUR MIND

ONLY go UP

Stonk go UP 🚀

# JUST LOOK AT BRK.B # THE MARKET IS GIVING UP ON THAT OLD REGARD. DUDE HE WAS JUST LUCKY BUT HE HAS NO IDEA. DUDE HE DOESN'T EVEN OWN ONE SINGLE SHARE OF NVDA. # HE IS DUMB AF. # HE MISSED THE TRAIN COMPLETELY BECAUSE HIS BRAIN IS WAY TOO SLOW FOR TODAY'S TIME. # BUYING MORE NVDA AT OPEN FUCK YOU

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DONT FUCK UP GOLD THIS TIME. Dont talk about it in public, stick to the Signal group. If someone asks you about gold just say you dont know, its possibly in a correction, digesting its earlier gains. Do NOT talk about the chart. Deflect to AI/semis "did u see NVDA, pretty crazy keynote yesterday right". We got a second chance goldtards, lets not fuck it up again.

LINE GO UP?

DON'T LOOK UP

#PREDICTION: GLD & 🌽 UP, STOCKS DOWN.

Bill Gates officially reverses view on climate change says there is no global warming threat , at the same time Microsoft announces 27% stake in OpenAI LOL YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

tomorrow: GOLD UP 10% ON BIGGEST ONE DAY GAIN IN YEARS!

THAT GUY WHO WOULDNT SHUT UP ABOUT GOLD IS REAL QUIET NOW

**THEY CALLED ME A REGARD 🤡 FOR INVESTING IN FRMI AND THE GIGA REACTORS OF 2050** **BUT I DONT SEE THEM UP $400 ON IT** LMAO 🤌

IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP WTF Pure fucking euphoria and insanity I don't know what will crash this thing, but it won't happen before Christmas that's for sure. SPY800 eoy is NOT A MEME.

You do realize it went UP on liberation day right?

WHY IS IT STILL GOING UP

**HURRY UP AND BUY STOCKS BEFORE THEY ALL RUN OUT** - current market sentiment

COME ON NOKIA GO UP

STOCKS ONLY GOES UP RETARDS

Fear and Greed Index: 40/100 = Fear wont be surprised if we moon to extreme greed after big tech earnings, fed cutting rates and santa rally UP only

$BYND BUY NOW FTDS PILING UP GUYS💎🙌🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Spy goes red and teleports up $1 LMFAO CANT MAKE THIS UP

UNH? hello? GO UP

FUCK YOU GOLD. GOES ONLY UP FOR YEARS THEN I BUY AND WE HAVE -10% IN A SINGLE WEEK

#THERE ARE A LOT OF NEGATIVE CUNTS IN HERE TONIGHT. FUCK OFF, BEARS. DON'T SHOW UP TO THE MARKET TOMORROW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

They gonna HOOK UP.

#HEY SOON TO BE RIF’D AMAZONIANS, CHIN UP, THE KOREANS HAD A GOOD GDP PRINT, SEND YOUR RESUMES TO COUPANG AND SAMSUNG LMAO 🇰🇷🤌

Imagine trying to predict the downfall of something that's *LITERALLY DESIGNED TO KEEP GOING UP.* Bears, that's you.

# WE'RE HERE TALKING BIG GAME JUST TO END UP UNDERPERFORMING CATHIE WOOD'S ARKK INVEST 😭

#ITS UP 8 CENTS.

SLOWWWW MELT UP 🫠

MELT UP INCOMING

#RETAIL TOO BEARISH. GTFO IF YOU ARE A BEAR. BULL UP, BUTTERCUP. 🤑🖕🏼

>OUR DEAL WITH CHINA IS DONE, SUBJECT TO FINAL APPROVAL WITH PRESIDENT XI AND ME. FULL MAGNETS, AND ANY NECESSARY RARE EARTHS, WILL BE SUPPLIED, UP FRONT, BY CHINA. LIKEWISE, WE WILL PROVIDE TO CHINA WHAT WAS AGREED TO, INCLUDING CHINESE STUDENTS USING OUR COLLEGES AND UNIVERSITIES (WHICH HAS ALWAYS BEEN GOOD WITH ME!). WE ARE GETTING A TOTAL OF 55% TARIFFS, CHINA IS GETTING 10%. RELATIONSHIP IS EXCELLENT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! Posted on June 11th, 2025. There is no deal. China tariffs will be raised to 155% and debts will be serviced. >TRUMP: WE CAN START PAYING DOWN OUR DEBT WITH TARIFFS Tariffs are for debt service. And this is only the beginning.

#HOOD IS UP 6% & PEOPLE HERE ARE ASKING THE MARKET TO DO SOMETHING, LMAO.