UP

SCOTTY DOESNT KNOW THAT INFLATION AND ME DO IT UP MY BUM EVERY SUNDAY

THIS MEANS WAR! IT COULD ONLY BE RUSSIA AND GYNA, OUR TWO CURRENT MADE UP MORTAL ENEMIES!

INFINITE MONEY GLITCH: SELL COVERED CALLS OF SHITTY HYPED UP AI COMPANIES LAMBO

OIL ME UP FIRST

SHUT UP REGARD

HEADS UP DEGENERATE GAMBLERS: CASINO CLOSES 24 HOURS FROM NOW

Don't have any. Doing it for my friends at THE ILLUMINATAT HOUSE AND FRIENDSHIP CORNER, THE UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA ST CHAPEL HILL. THE BEST AND HARDEST UNIVERSITY IN THE WORLD. I DIDN'T GRADUATE.... YET... GOING BACK AFTER MY HEDGE FUND IS UP AND RUNNING.

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>TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH >TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES” >TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, >WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES >TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! >BESSENT: RATES PEAKED THE DAY BEFORE WARSH WAS SWORN IN >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >TRUMP: “I LOVE THE INFLATION” >WARSH SAID HE WOULD STAY QUIET IF TRUMP ATTEMPTED TO INFLUENCE POLICY. >WARSH: ONE-TIME CHANGE IN PRICES ISN'T NECESSARILY INFLATIONARY >WARSH: DON'T THINK QE IS INHERENTLY INFLATIONARY >TRUMP: (TO WARSH AT CONFIRMATION) FIRST WE'RE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF SOME DEBT >TRUMP: WILL LEAVE RATE CUT TO WARSH DURING OCTOBER MEETING ✅️

WHATS UP WITH THE BEEKEND BASDAQ

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buddy where have you been since covid? WE GOIN UP

NAH WE AINT HAVE A FINAL LEG UP. ITS ALL LEG DOWN FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR

# IMAGINE BUYING SPY PUTS WHEN MAGS IS UP 1.5%

Market only moves 1 direction and that’s UP

Heads UP money moving to hyperscalers

# MAG 7 FUCKING ROARING!!!!!!!! # SPY PARABOLIC # S&P UP CONSIDERABLY MORE THAN ANY OTHER INDEX

# MARKET GAVE YOU THE LITERAL LAST TIME YOU'LL EVER BE ABLE TO BUY SPY CALLS UNDER $770 TODAY AND YOU JUST SAT AND YOU BOUGHT PUTS # SEE YOU AT ALL TIME HIGHS ON MONDAY'S MASSIVE GAP UP

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# LET'S # FUCKING # GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO # UP AND TO THE RIGHT

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#ALL WARSHED UP

# WARSH TALKING ABOUT HIKING IN THE MOUNTAINS # NOT GOING TO BE ANY FISCAL POLICY DECISIONS OR QUESTIONS # ONLY PATH FORWARD IS UP # CALLS

SOFI, GO UP

WAKE UP THE JANNIES

SHUT UP RETARD

Jackson Hole Announcer: ALRIGHT, STAND THE FUCK UP AND PLEASE WELCOME KEVVVVINNNNNNNN WARSHHHHH! (Pyro goes off)

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GOTTA BUY UP ALL THESE CHEAP PUTS AND WALK AWAY WITH ALL THE CHIPS ON THE TABLE BRO HAHAHAHA

TRUMP TO AWARD SPACE MEDAL OF HONOR TO ARTEMIS CREW AND DISCUSS FUTURE OF ARTEMIS II PROGRAM AT 11 AM EST. GET READY FOR LUNR AND SPACE STOCKS TO RIP UP.

listen guys, tomorrow it’s gonna be super stonk central, market has traded gay for too long, it needs to go straight UP

GET UP ROCKY! GET UP!! 🙏

MRVL WOKE UP IN A NEW BUKAKKE

MRVL BETTER GAP UP NOW 😜😜😭

MARVEL DOWN IREN UP JUST AS PREDICTED LMFAO

MRVL IS GONNA GO DOWN AND IREN IS GONNA GO UP LMFAO THATS JUST THE TRUTH REMIND ME IN 17 MINUTES

# BACKING UP THE TRUCK AND LOADING UP ON ABSOLUTELY DIRT CHEAP SPY AND QQQ CALLS ON THIS FAKE DIP

# IF NVDA COULD GO UP 10% EVERY DAY FOR THE NEXT 3 DAYS IN A ROW WE SHOULD BE ON TRACK FOR NEW ALL TIME HIGHS ON SPY AND QQPOO

PLEASE GO UP ASTS 😭😭😭😭😭

# IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR SPY TO GO DOWN WHEN NVDA IS UP 8% ND GOING TO BE UP OVER 10% TODAY # SPY CALLS

SO MANY STOCKS TO BUY YET I KEPT GOING BACK TO THE ONES THAT FKED UP MY PORT

# BEAR TRAP SPRUNG # BACK UP WE GO

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# 5 MORE HOURS OF A STRAIGHT GRIND UP LEFT TO GO # GET IN NOW OR BE LEFT OUT # SPY CALLS!!!!!!!!!

# AS I SAID, LOW COMMENT VOLUME = SPY WILL KEEP GOING UP 🚀

ALL MY SAAS BOYS STAND UP WE IN DIS BITCH (sell today because semis will wreck us tomorrow)

BIG WIGS SELLING MEMORY SO THEY CAN LOAD UP ON 0 DTE QQQ AND SPY CALLS AND THEN THEY BUY BACK TO PAMP

# ABSOLUTE LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP SPY CALLS WHILE VIX IS THIS LOW

GO UP

PULL UP, TOO LOW TERRAIN, PULL UP