UP

LOAD UP TEM !!! LOAD UP TEM !!!

#META U SLUT GET BACK UP THERE WHORE

#GET YOUR LIMP COCK BACK UP THERE $META

#WRONG FUCKING WAY META STAY UP THERE LIKE A GOOD CUMSLUT U ARE

#YES GO UP META YESS GREEN CANDLE UP MY ASSSSSSSSS 😍😍😍😍😍

#META GO UP YOU LIMP COCK

FED cutting rates trump keeping oil prices cheap af massive budget deficits to stimulate economy GDP estimates rising UP ONLY 🚀🚀

#UP ONLY

NFLX MOVE UP

Even coins are UP UP

**PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG** **THIS IS A STICK UP!!!**

#DAWG YO MATH IS FUCKED UP #$30 X 365 = $10,950 🫵🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

STOCKS ONLY GO UP

I can’t believe SpaceX is only 800B valuation, are these PE firms, like, poor or what? PUMP THOSE NUMBERS UP, or don’t and go public at 1T so I can buy with every penny I have

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Like WHATS UP DANGER

here is your daily noon PUMP IT UP session, enjoy

I LOVE MY HIGH BETA DATACENTER STOCKS. I LOOOOOOVE SEEING THEM GO UP $12 MONDAY TO WEDNESDAY AND THEN DOWN $10 FROM THURS TO FRIDAY ALRIGHT MAN OKKK

SPY CAN NEVER DIE. WHAT DON’T YOU UNDERSTAND? THE GOV’s ONLY TOOL IS TO PRINT MORE MONEY, ALL NON REGARDED ASSETS WILL TREND UP OVER TIME

GIVE IT UP, BERS. LET MY SOY CROSS 690

Bears think the market is overinflated. A story as old as time. GUESS WHAT DUMB FUCKS IT KEEPS GOING UP FUCK YOU HAHAHAHAHAHA

Today we go UP!

We’re going UP UP UP its our moment

#WHAT THE FUCK $META GET YOUR LIMP COCK BACK UP THERE

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WE LIVE IN THE GREATEST DYNASTY OF AMERICAN POWER IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY. ALL BOOKS WILL BE COOKED, INDUSTRIES WILL BE PROPPED, AND MONEY WILL BE PRINTED TO KEEP THE MARKET GOING UP FOREVER

NFLX DIP BEING GOBBLED UP AND MY CALLS LOVE IT

#WAKE UP PUT ON DAVID GOGGINS AND FINGER YOUR ANOOS WITH COFFEE U SEE SPY 686!! Yeah it’s fighting back And u fight back Make money Fist on chest no fear Finger anoos hard and then start a only pans and make money Stfu with your excuses on why u continue to STAY IN POVERTY !!!!

White Monster has the battery Acid that charges me the fuc UP

APLD UP 7% PRE MARKET NEW LEASE INC??

SOFI COME BACK UP PLZ, IT'S FOR MY KIDS CHRISTMAS

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#$META GAP UP AGAIN TO $700+ PLEASE

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this shit is up 140% in 4hrs. this is some peak regardedness U CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

When I said I’d rather it crash than theta I was KIDDING GO BACK UP

# WHEN SMALL CAPS GET GOING YOU KNOW THAT RISK APPETITE IS SOARING # WE ARE JUST NOW STARTING THE NEXT MASSIVE LEG UP # 10% UPSIDE ON ALL INDICES IN SHORT TERM

# LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP SPY AND QQQ CALLS # ONCE IWM GETS RUGGED AND ROTATED OUT OF QQQ GOING STRAIGHT TO 635

NVDA IS UNSTOPPABLE, KEEP THE PUMPS UP

AMZN YOU POS, HOW MANY THINGS ON PRIME DO I HAVE TO BUY TO MAKE YO SHIT TITS UP

WHY IS AMAZON NEVER GOING UP

# SPY 683 SUPPORT ABOUT TO MOVE UP TO 684 # TRADE ACCORDINGLY

Rare earths rise the FUCK UP

MSTR BAITER, WAKE THE FK UP 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

🧨🧨 BEAR APOCALYPSE INCOMING — FINAL WARNING 🧨🧨 LISTEN UP YOU PAPER-HANDED, RED-CANDLE-WORSHIPPING, MARGIN-CALL-MAGNET DEGENERATES 🐻🐻🐻 YOUR SHORTS ARE ABOUT TO GET VAPORIZED SO HARD THE SEC WILL NEED A NEW WORD FOR “OBLITERATION” WE’RE PRINTING THE MOTHER OF ALL MEGAGREEN GOD-CANDLES — WE’RE TALKING SO FUCKING THICK IT’LL MAKE THE WASHINGTON MONUMENT LOOK LIKE A COCKTAIL STRAW 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Every single one of you pathetic inverse jimbo clowns is about to: * Get your stops hunted like the weak prey animals you are * Watch your account balance drop faster than your dad left for milk * Wake up to a liquidation wick so long it’ll pierce the heavens and fist-bump Satoshi on the way up * Cry actual tears while your wife’s boyfriend screenshots your -98% P&L and sends it to the group chat * Sell the family Prius just to cover the margin call * Change your name, move to a different continent, and still get recognized as “that guy who shorted the mother of all squeezes” You had ONE job: respect the trend. Instead you chose violence against the bulls. Now the chart is about to return the favor — with interest, compound interest, war-crime-level interest. THIS ISN’T A SQUEEZE. THIS IS A FUCKING EXTINCTION EVENT FOR BEARS.

Those volumes are pegged af. Like totally humiliating. Are you US citizens even logging in to your accounts or are too busy being poor and not believing in affordability, lmao? YOU PROMISED A SANTA RALLY YOU LYING REGARDS, VOLUME IS CRAZY LOW ALL THOSE DAYS, WAKE TF UP

$META'S ZUCKERBERG PLANS UP TO 30% CUTS FOR METAVERSE EFFORTS - BLOOMBERG

$META'S ZUCKERBERG PLANS UP TO 30% CUTS FOR METAVERSE EFFORTS - BLOOMBERG