UP

LOOK UP IN THE SKY ITS A BIRD ITS A PLANE

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNYS

Banks & Hedge Funds: We gotta get our money out of the market!!!! Me: Why? Banks & Hedge Funds: ........SHUT UP, THAT'S WHY

IT'S GOING UP FOREVER LAURA 🔊 🪩

BRUH SHUT UP WITH THE JAPAN SHIT NO ANIME PORN LOVING COUNTRY IS WORTH OUR TIME

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# JENSEN WILL SHOW UP TO EARNINGS WITH ZUCKERBERG'S TANNED HIDE JACKET # SPY TO 900 SAME DAY

NBIS HAS TO COME BACK UP RIGHT

# BANK: HEY MAN, TRY OUR 4.5% SAVING ACCOUNTS ON NEW DEPOSIT!! # ME: 4% 😏 LOL, NO THANKS, I AM MUCH SMARTER THAN THAT. IT'S NOT EVEN KEEPING UP WITH INFLATION **YTD: -32%**

who else bought MSTR calls at bottom today? ALREADY UP 🥵🚀🚀

Dude why the fuck is META shitting the bed every goddamn day for 2 weeks straight. Yeah earnings was rough, but revenue is fucking UP dude. By double digits. Why the fuck did it drop from an ATH of like 790, to fucking 596. What in the ever loving fuck. -1-3% every fucking goddamn day.

nvda down bigly tsla UP bigly god has abandoned us

No no #dig UP, stupid

#GOD DAMMIT VIX STAY THE FUCK DOWN AND LET THE MARKET FUCKING GO UP

UP WE GOOOO!!!!

OH NO I WAS WRONG ITS GOING UP

When fake meat is UP, you know it’s over

ROBINHOOD LEAKING GOOGLE SCRIPT, IT ONLY GO UP

Small penis gang RISE UP ⬆️!

OPEN UP OPTIONS ON NXXT ALREADY

It’s so sad in here today, where did the “FUTES UP BY 1.98%” bozos go?

OIL WTF GO UP 📈

JEFF BEZOS LAUNCHES AI START-UP WITH $6.2B IN FUNDING: NEW YORK TIMES

GOOGLE UP 5,5% PRE MARKET, BEAR GOOG? I don't think it will hold. Who's with me?

Before I sleep. SPY 700 BY THE TIME I WAKE UP. FUTES RIPPING BERS DEAD. TO VALHALLA WE GO🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

BERS GONNA WAKE UP IN SILENT HILL 2 AFTER THIS FACERIPPING GREEN

$GOOGL $335-340 OPTIONS BID UP FOR DECEMBER 2025 WHO DID THIS??!!

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Me, an intellectual: LMAO GOOGLY IS UP HUGE!!! Sad sad bears: \*downvoting\*

#OHHHHHH YEAHHHH BAYBAY #S&P FUTURES UP 0.4% #NASDAQ FUTURES UP 0.7% #I ROUND UP TO THE NEAREST DECIMAL BECAUSE I LOVE MONEY 💰 🤑 💸 😌 😎 😏

Really thought it was gonna go UP but of course it is DUMPING..👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

BY 3am WE GONNA BE UP 7% IN FUTES

BY 3am WE GONNA BE UP 7% IN FUTES. BERS ARE FUCKED

This escort said she wanted to come over and I told her #🫷🚫 WAIT NO HOLD UP BAYBAY. I'M BUSY TONIGHT WITH MY BOYS ON WALLSTREETBETS 🤝👊

FUTES UP 4%

It would seem that futes are NOT UP 1.98% LMAO

FUTES ARE UP LMAO BERS R FUGGD

HOLY SHUT UP 2% 😰😰😰😰😰?????????

I told you FUTES UP 1.98%

HOLY SHIT FUTES RIPPING IM NOT KIDDING UP 1.98%!!!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Bitcoin rotating to AI And Stocks. FUTES UP 1.99% BERS MAD WSB BEARISH. OH HOLY BLOOD GREEN TOMORROW

We’re going UP

Don’t believe this douche. FUTES UP 1.99%

How about you eat a bag of dicks gay ber 🤣🤣🤣🤣 FUTES UP 2% 🚀🚀🚀🚀

You are a fawg used thongs esting mf. Fuck outta my face retard ber. SPX UP 2%

OMG 1.91% UP 😰😳😳😨😨 I FEAR BERS GONNA CEASE TO EXIST TOMORROW

BERS SO MAD THEY BLOCK ME WHEN I STATE FACTS LIKE FUTES BEING UP 1.90%

SPY OPENING 5% UP WOULD MAKE BERS GO EXTINCT LMAO 🤣🤣🤣✌️

FUTES 1.86% UP AND WSB IS BEARISH. EXPECT 25X TSAR NUCLEAR LEVEL GREEN

SPX UP 1.82% LMFAO BERS ULTRA FUCKED 🤣🤣✌️✌️✌️