UP

EITHER BUT SPY UP

**PETER ROCKET STOP WITH THE EXCUSES AND SEND THE FUCKIN ROCKET UP!!!**

FLAT EARTHERS UP AGIAN FUCK SPACE

FIRST DEALS ARE UPTO THESE GUYS. DEMAND IS NOT THE ISSUE. JUST PAY UP. BOOM CALLS ON CALLS

I DEMAND STONKS GO BACK UP

WE WILL WAKE UP A DECADE FROM NOW AND BE RICH AF BOOM CALLS

CAPITAL MARKETS ARE FUNCTIONAL AND EFFICIENT WE GOING STRAIGHT UP BOYS

JENSEN PUTTING UP BIL BROOK PUTTING UP 9 BILS BOOM CALLS

WILL DEMAND STAY AT THIS LEVEL? WE CANT KEEP UP WITH DEMAND AT THE MOMENT LET JENSEN DADDY ANSWER BOOM CALLS

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TIME FOR THE BIG DOG TO SHOW IRAN WHATS UP

# WHY ARE MY GAS PRICES GOING UP? PRESIDENT PROMISED LOWER PRICES 🤡 🤡 🤡

\>stock goes down "dont worry, LONG TERM it will go up because the fundamentals look great!" \>stock market goes up global economy, everything continues to look worse "NO MARKET WON'T GO DOWN BRO ONLY UP"

TRUMP SHUT UP!!!

# NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YIELDS OR OIL ANYMORE # ONLY THAT STOCKS GO UP AND TO THE RIGHT # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS

# WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT # STRAIGHT THE FUCK UP FOR THE LAST 30 MINUTES # GEE I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING

# YOU KNOW THE DRILL # SPY FLAT WITH CRUDE UP 5% # CRUDE DOWN 1% TOMORROW SPY UP 1.5%

I CANT FUCKING TAKE THIS THETA CHOP FUCKERY ANYMORE!!! FOR GODS SAKE GO UP!

my god get out of this. 10 year UP, No deal, NVDA down 3%, Aapl down 2.5$. Oil up 5% and climbing. annnnnd .... Spy flat # LMAO

# CRUDE CURLING BACK UP FOR ANOTHER PUMP # LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON SPY CALLS

# IF CRUDE CAN GO UP ANOTHER 5% WE MIGHT HAVE A SHOT TO ALL TIME HIGHS FOR SPY

CALL CALL CALL AWAY GENTLY UP SPY STREAM MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY ATH IS NOW IN REACH

# BEAR TRAP SPRUNG # V GANG RISE UP # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS!!!

CAUSE EVENTUALLY STOCK MARKET ONLY GOES UP.

CALL CALL CALL AWAY GENTLY UP SPY STREAM MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY ATH IS NOW IN REACH

Oil goes up -> Inflation and everything cost more -> SPY GOES UP!

# CONGRATS TO ALL HTZ DIP BUYERS, THE BOTTOM IS IN AND UP WE GO

UP $500 on calls for MSFT its jumpin rn

# LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP SPY AND QQQ CALLS BEFORE OIL GOES EVEN HIGHER

# LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON ABSOLUTELY DIRT CHEAP CALLS # THIS OIL PUMP IS SENDING EVERYTHING UP

OIL UP = TACO CHANCES INCREASING

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And the way to go back UP!!

Up day, everyday. Always. Up Up Up UP FOREVER

Me: ASTS at 135, LETS GOOO also me: ASTS at 110, not bad, I'll keep holding. also me: ASTS below 100? Still in lots of profit, we gucci also me: ASTS PLEASE GO BACK UP TO $100 also me: ASTS PLEASE JUST STAY ABOVE $80 me, yet again: ASTS I BEG YOU, DON'T GO BELOW $60 Me, today: ASTS above $70? We gucci!

YO JIMMY SHUT THE FUCK UP WE ARE ALL LONG AND ANYONE SHORTING IS GAY AS FUCK AND MISSED THE BOAT YOU HAD ALL OF JUNE AND JULY TO SHORT BUT YOU ARE RETARDED

EARNINGS PUMP RUN UP FOR NBIS AND CRWV

PAMP THE FUCK UP!!

LETS PUT A BOOT UP IRANS ASS

METALS HAVE SLOWLY BEEN CREEPING UP AND OPTIONS ARE CHEAP SLV CALLS 1 MONTH OUT ARE GONNA PAY

Another reminder, PICK UP YOUR CALLS OR PUTS FOR TUESDAY. VIX IS WAY TOO LOW AND YOU WILL GET ARBITRARY VALUE FROM THE VIX INCREASE ALONE.

Lol $HTZ almost a 1mill candle, WE GOING UP UP UP

# ABSOLUTE LAST SHOT TO LOAD UP ON 0/1DTE SPY 773 CALLS

MICHAEL VIX IS STARTING TO WAKE UP BUT BARELY HE WAS DEAD FOR A WHILE

BREAKING: RKLB LAUNCHES 69TH STRAIGHT ROCKET UP BERS ASS

alright SPY lets go UP UP UP

LMAO ACCOUNT GONE AFTER CALLING ME DUMBDUMB BYE! ILL LOAD UP ON CALLS ON UR GRAVE

MARKET ONLY GO UP

# USA! # USA!! # USA!!! # STOCKS # ONLY # GO # UP!!!

HOLY FUCK MY CELH CALLS ARE UP 400% IN A MINUTE