UP

UP only

circuit breaker UP 🤣

Fucking HELL MU GO UP ALREADY

REV UP YOUR LAMBOS

SMCI RUNNING UP TO EARNINGS EVERY TIME. THIS IS TO EASY LMFAO

LIMIT UP

*STOCKS GAP UP 10% TO NEW ALL TIME HIGHS AFTER BESSENT SAYS TRUMP IS CURRENTLY NEGOTIATING FREE OIL FOR EVERYONE TILL THE MIDTERMS

STOCKS GO UP?!?!? NOWAYING

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WE UP BIGLY

CAT GO UP PLEASE

Samsung 4 forward PE LOAD THE F UP

WE NEED TO UP OUR GAME, KOREANS ARE MORE REGARDED THAN US RIGHT NOW. THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE WE SHOULD BE THE BIGGEST GAMBLERS ALWAYS.

OIL UP? DOESN'T MATTER, PUMP IT

TOTALLY ORGANIC UP MOVE.

# CONCEPTS OF A DEAL - SPY +1.5% # LITERALLY NO DEAL AND A TANKER GETS BLOWN UP - SPY -0.1%

ONLY UP 2 PERCENT THIS SHITS FUCKEDDDDDD

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SPY - still down over the last 2 months, mostly rangebound chop wallstreetbets comments - "LOL IT ONLY GOES UP" "UNSTOPPABLE MARKET" "BERS R FUK" "ANOTHER ATH" Some of you gotta be bots. Or at the least exceptionally retarded.

#SPY GIVING UP ALL GAINS BY EOW

YALL ARE DUMB DUMBS IF YOU’RE LOSING MOENY IN THIS MARKET. IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP.

LET ME GUESS YOUR UP 20 BUCKS

# WHEN YOU HAVE A MASSIVE PARABOLIC MOVE LIKE THIS WITHOUT A SINGLE FUCKING PULLBACK THE NEXT DAY IS ALWAYS A MASSIVE GAP UP

INTC TIME TO SHINE LOAD UP

DONT FIGHT THE MARKET TODAY FULL PORT SPY CALLS AND JUST ACCEPT THE MELT UP AND ENJOY THE FREE MONEY

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DOG IF MANGO FUCKS THIS UP ILL SHOVE BOTH MY FEET UP HIS ASS

# LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP SPY CALLS WHILE VOLATILITY IS SO LOW # BEST ENTRY YOU'RE GOING TO GET FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR #

MASSIVE VOLUME, this RIP UP IS REAL

# LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON ABSOLUTELY DIRT CHEAP SPY CALLS RIGHT NOW BEFORE NEW ALL TIME HIGHS

# SPY DOUBLING UP QQQ PERFORMANCE MEANS THAT EVERY SINGLE ASPECT OF THE ECONOMY IS ABSOLUTELY # BOOMING

Imagine not buying $GOOGL hoLY FUCK THIS GREEN CANDLE UP MY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Y DRAM NO UP???

WHY IS EWY UP AND KOSPI DOWN???

# SPY DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT KOPSI # ONLY THAT WE HAVE A SIGNED SEALED AND DELIVERED DEAL WITH IRAN # GAP UP TOMORROW CONFIRMED

GO LOOK IT UP RETARD. ITS ACTUAL FUCKING MATH BEHIND IT https://www.schwab.com/learn/story/options-volatility-vix-skew-and-rule-16

I WILL BE PUMPING UP THE MARKETS TOMORROW, BUY CALLS THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE

# DUMB BEARS FORGETTING THAT CONCEPTS OF A DEAL THAT GOT BLOWN UP BY ACTUAL CRUISE MISSLES SENT QQQ UP $200 AND SPY UP $140 IN 2 MONTHS

>UKMTO SAYS IT HAS RECEIVED A REPORT OF AN INCIDENT 20 NM NORTHEAST OF KHASAB, OMAN, WITH THE MASTER OF A TANKER REPORTING HEARING AN EXPLOSION IN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO THE VESSEL AND ALL CREW REPORTED SAFE # FUTURES PUMPING, AND CRUDE STILL DUMPING, NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE TRUTH ONLY THAT STOCKS GO UP

OMFG KOSPI JUST GAP UP 10% AND ILL ORGASM

SPY ATH TOMORROW AND ILL STICK 10 WATERMELONS UP MY ASS

# AND THERE IT IS # ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE GAP UP # BYE BYE BEARS

# BIG DICK GAP UP

KOSPI UP 7% PREMARKET LMFAO BERS

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BEEKEND BASDAQ UP ONE BERCENT 🫴🅱️

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OK I WANT ALL THE UNDERCOVER AND DEPRESSED MEN WHO WANNA TRY PROSTATE STIMULATON TO LINE UP And let’s get ready to party men !!

# MU IS UP -5% WHILE SPY IS DOWN +0.9% This is my coping mechanism