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Bers are dumb. Don’t you know stocks only go UP?!

Laugh if u want but AMC is actually a great investment, a company that would go down then go UP! and we’ve seen that many times over the years. Don’t miss out this time and trump also mentioned it last month… some is cooking

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🧢😎 Bro #1: “BROOOOO 🤙🤙 LFG!! SNAP IS UP +25% AFTER HOURS!!! I TOLD YOU BRO!!! I BEEN CALLIN THIS!! 💯🚀📈📈 BROOOOO" 🧢😐 Bro #2: “Dude… it’s still down -35% YTD Sit down. Shut up. 🪑🤦‍♂️📉” Bro #1: “…but… but… but… +25% tho…” 😭👉📈 Bro #2: “Congrats bro — you recovered from dying… to still being dead.” 💀📉

You’ve heard of power hour. You’ve heard of sour hour. But have you ever heard of PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS UP AND NOBODY MOVE A MUSCLE hour?

UP Days = Just straight up. Down Days = Up.Down.Up.Down.Down.Up.Up.Down

NEXT LEG UP NOW

THERE SHE GOESSSSSSSS A FEW MORE DOLLARS UP

Jobs weak - market up Jobs strong - market UP

>THE MEDIAN AGE OF A FIRST-TIME HOMEBUYER IN THE U.S. HAS SURGED TO A RECORD 40 YEARS — UP FROM 33 IN 2021 AND 29 IN 1981 Gen Fortnite in shambles

UP ONLY

UP OR DOWN???????

WEBULL UP 2%!?!?! HELL MUST BE FREEZING OVER

Please do not crash or blow up! Please do not crash or blow up! PLEASE DO NOT CRASH OR BLOW UP!!!!!

BEARS SLOWLY WAKING UP ONE BY ONE TO THE BIGGEST DISSATISFACTION THEY WILL HAVE TODAY

#UP & TO THE RIGHT.

LISTEN UP RETARDS NO PAIN TODAY I WANNA SEE ALL GREEEEEEEENS EVEN THE MOST FUCKED UP COMPANY WILL HAVE A GRRRRREAT DAY BUY YOU FUCKERS I LOST A LOT OF MONEY AND I WANT IT BACK!

Mamdani normally: Calm and funny Mamdani in the speech: # TURN UP THE VOLUME!!! NOW

Mango: Turn off the lights! Mamdani: TURN UP THE VOLUME!!!

# TURN THE VOLUME UP

NBIS ALMOST UP 3%

# BOL GODS WHO MUST WE SACRIFICE TO MAKE THE MARKET GO BACK UP? Oh the Asians? Alright bet

Oh fuck Asia is SLIDING WE ARE FUCKED LOL EUROPOORS WILL NOT BID THIS UP

WHY IS GOOGLE SHITTING UP ITS GAINS FROM THAT STELLAR EARNINGS REEEEEEEE

>BEYOND MEAT TEAMS UP WITH HARD ROCK CAFE TO BRING THE LATEST BEYOND BURGER® TO FANS ΝΑΤIOΝWIDE Fake meat + hard rock How can their marketing department ignore the obvious HIMS play ...

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY RIVIAN CALLS ARE UP $23

WHY DID I LOAD UP ON CALLS TODAY?! THE DIP KEEPS DIPPING AAA

ITS GOING UP !!!

PACK IT UP. season over.

AMD UP 0.12% WE ARE SAVED ALLAH /s

OHHH AMD LOOKING GOOD!!! UP UPPP

WSB if futes are 0.2% green: "fucking knew it STUPID BER DUMB RETARD IDIOT BER MARKET LINE GOES UP FRIES BAG BER" WSB if futes are 0.5% red: "My weeklies are bleeding out, I just sucked a random man's dick and that only gave me $20 out of the $11k I need to avoid a margin call by Friday"

Everyone bearish on amd earnings including me which means we’re gapping UP tomorrow

I WAS TOLD MELT UP

*BRING BACK LIQUIDITY. MONEY IS LITERALLY AN ILLUSION JUST PUMP THE NUMBERS UP* Tom Lee probably

MY BROKERAGE ACCOUNT IS OFFICIALLY UP $5,037 TODAY* 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 *just initiated a 5k deposit

>🚨 TRUMP: SNAP BENEFITS WILL BE GIVEN ONLY WHEN RADICAL LEFT DEMOCRATS OPEN UP GOVERNMENT 😬

META PLEASE GO UP BRO

According to my Technical Analysis (that's TA for short for you less educated regards), Mercury is in retrograde, SO WE SHOULD BE GOING BACK UP AT OPEN! BIG V LIKE YOUR MOTHER'S VAGENE. STONKS ONLY GO UP, REMEMBER?

Wait QQQ is NOT UP 2% overnight? It’s all over panic sell everything

#HOLY SHIT SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT IN THE HELL IS A QUANTUM AI SEX ROBOT #WTF DOES THE QUANTUM DO. EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO MAKE THAT SHIT UP

NBIS IF YOU CAN HEAR ME WAKE UP

HEY CAN YALL LISTEN THR FUCK UP TO A REAL AS MIGA REALY QUICK I NEED STOCK RECOMMENDATIONS THAT WILL MOON BEFORE END OF YEAR AND GIVE ME A NICE 20% GAIN GIVR ME SOMETHING THAT HAS GOOD CONVICTIONS NONE OF THAT FISHY SHI

THE MARKET ONLY GOES UP FSGGOT