UP

MARKET UP? MEMORY DOWN. MARKET DOWN? MEMORY DOWN LOOOL

TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT TRUMP: YOU KNOW, INFLATION, CERTAIN LEVELS OF INFLATION, WILL ALSO PAY OFF THAT DEBT VERY RAPIDLY. VERY RAPIDLY TRUMP: I LOVE THE INFLATION TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!!

YOUR DUMBFUCK BOSS TORE UP A SIGNED AGREEMENT JUST BC THE GUY WHO GOT IT DONE WAS BLACK

GOD APPLE FOR FUCK SAKE BE NORMAL AND GO UP LMFAO

WHY THE FUCK IS IT STILL GOING UP

This rooster next door wont SHUT THE FUCK UP

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damn PENG BARELY UP but it is up 25% on the month still good earnings

PENG DON'T DROP JUST GO UP PLEASE BRO!

TRUMP: PRETTY SOON YOU'LL FIND OUT HOW WE FINISH UP IRAN >- Do a fake ceasefire >- Trapped Fed hikes only 25 bps to establish credibility >- Task forces redefine inflation >- Send WTI to 150 >- Emergency rate cuts / Negative Real rates ✅️ This is how you devalue your debt via financial repression >*TRUMP: YOU KNOW, INFLATION, CERTAIN LEVELS OF INFLATION, WILL ALSO PAY OFF THAT DEBT VERY RAPIDLY. VERY RAPIDLY*

# ALGOS ABSOLUTELY SWALLOWING THAT 3:50 CANDLE UP HOLY FUCK # LOOKING LIKE ANOTHER GAP UP TOMORROW JUST LIKE YESTERDAY

# VOO IS ONLY UP 100% IN 4 YEARS # STOCKS ARE CHEAP

# WE ALREADY WENT OVER THIS # NOBODY CARES ABOUT OIL AND YIELDS GOING UP # ONLY OIL AND YIELDS GOING DOWN

HOW BIG MAD DO YOU THINK BEARS GET WATCHING ABSOLUTELY DEGENERATE BULLS BUYING THE DUMBEST STRIKE AND EXPIRATION CALLS WITHOUT KNOWING A SINGLE FUCKING THING ABOUT MACRO AFTER A MASSIVE RUN UP AND STILL JUST ABSOLUTELY PRINTING?

GO BACK UP

EVERYONE SHUT UP FOR A SECOND, IM TRYING TO TAP THE EMOJI BUTTON. IT KEEPS MOVING

FUCK GOOGLE FUCK GOOGLE FUCK GOOGLE. DOES THIS DOGSHIT STOCK EVER FUCKING GO UP?!!!!! FUCK YOU!

the swings in my port would make some of y'all THROW UP (I have very illiquid spreads and none of it is real)

GIVE UP SPY !! TIME TO DRILL NOW!!!

AMZNNNNNNN HEATIN UP

# STRAIGHT THE FUCK BACK UP!!!!!! # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS

# BEAR TRAP SPRUNG!!! # V GANG RISE UP!!!!

STAIRS DOWN ELEVATOR UP

# WHENEVER BEARS START SHOWING UP IN THE THREAD YOU KNOW ALL TIME HIGHS ARE ONLY A FEW DAYS AWAY # LIKE FUCKING CLOCKWORK

$aapl about to MAN UP!

Say it with me bears.. STONKS. ONLY. GO. UP. 😤

WARSH BETTER SHUT TF UP

THE MORE RATES GO UP THE FASTEST SPY GOES TO 800 LMAO

GIVE UP BER !! FOR YOUR OWN SANITY LMAO!!!

I LITERALLY GAVE UP on buying puts for months then started up again last Friday. I’m going to keep holding tho. So you can rest easy…the bull markets next leg up is here.

BOND YIELDS GOING BACK UP.

I CUT PUTS LAST WEEK GOT CALLS & BEEN UP SINCCE.. $800 QQQ SOON

THANK YOU DONNIE YOU ARE STUPID BUT MARKET UP

BWET UP 6000% 1 YEAR. WHILE REATIL CHASING AI WTF.

STONKS ONLY GO UP... duh 

Just remember boys The stock market has gone up 72 percent of the time since its inception. ITS LITERALLY DESIGNED TO GO UP

WHY WON'T YOU LET ME ROUND UP JEEZ

WHY IS IT UP?

# HOLY SHIT I MIGHT HAVE TO USE THIS ONE IN THE FUTURE, DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT?

Sanjay WTF HELP US THE STOCK ISNT GOING UP

# OH SHIT # AND THERE IT IS # BOTTOM IS IN!!!!!! MASSIVE GAP UP TOMORROW

HOW IS SPCX UP 7% and all other space stocks red? That fucking stock already has a 2 trillion market cap? Make it make sense

BUCKLE UP, WE GOING DOWN

# QQQ 760 GAP UP TOMORRROW # DO NOT BE LEFT OUT

# LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP CALLS BEFORE YIELDS GO EVEN HIGHER

SNDK WAKE UP

# V GANG RISE UP # WE AREN'T EVEN FUCKING CLOSE TO HIGH OF DAY YET

# PSA WE HAVE 3 LONG DURATION TREASURY AUCTIONS THIS WEEK - BOND VIGILANTES ARE JUST SPIKING YIELDS BEFORE BUYING THE ABSOLUTE FUCK OUT OF THEM TO LOCK IN THAT FREE MONEY # DON'T GET CAUGHT UP IN THIS BEARISH BS THESIS

STOCKS GO UP

Bought on MU HOPEFULLY IT WILL GO UP