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> *META’S ZUCKERBERG PLANS UP TO 30% CUTS FOR METAVERSE EFFORTS what does that even mean

*META’S ZUCKERBERG PLANS UP TO 30% CUTS FOR CUCKAVERSE EFFORTS

> *META’S ZUCKERBERG PLANS UP TO 30% CUTS FOR METAVERSE EFFORTS

Small penis gang Rise UP ⬆️!

FUCK YOU $META GO UP ALREADY YOU LIMP COCK

#$META PLZ GO UP ALREADY YOU LIMP COCK

What is this UP you speak of..

LMAO BERS TALKING SHIT AT 650 \>GOES UP NEAR ATH IN LESS THAN 10 DAYS LMAO FUCKING RETARDS

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$AMZN on the board. Nice. STOCK IS STILL FUCKIN DOG SHIT HORRIBLE $PATH EARNINGS ALSO SUCKED SO BAD SO SELL UP BEFORE THIS SHIT OPENS RED NEXT WEEK LOL

#LOTS OF DOOMER CUCKS IN HERE TODAY. TAKE YOUR SOY-LADEN REMARKS AND SHOVE THEM INTO YOUR ASSHOLES, BECAUSE THIS SHIT ONLY GOES UP. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

#GO UP $META REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ITS JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU DONT WANNA WAKE UP, OPENDOOR IS FUCKED, META REALLY SUCKS

**FUCK ALL OF YOU MAKE MY NUMBER GO UP**

for once I buy calls and it immediately shoots UP

POSITIVE RATE, GEAR UP

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EVERY FUCKING TIME I NEED A LITTLE UP IT GOES A LOT DOWN! EVERY.FUCKING.TIME.

Dude it's xmas. Shut UP

HURRY UP! Someone blast me in my ass!

#$META GREEN DILDO UP MY ASS PLEASEEEEEEEE

Buffet Indicator at record highs, Shiller PE at levels not seen since the DotCom crash, Sahm Rule and Hindenburg Omen triggered. Every time the 10 and 2 year bond yield inverted, a market crash followed. We just had the most extreme inversion since the early 80s. Inflation increasing, unemployment increasing, jobs decreasing. With all this bad news, what’s the move? Calls tomorrow, next week, next year! Stonks only go one direction! UP!!!

MY STEP DADDY WORKS FOR MARVELL TOLD ME TO APE ON IT BOUGHT IN AT 75 WE UP SO BIG RN LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

# LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON 0DTE CALLS FOR THAT 3:50 CANDLE THAT'S GOING TO SHOOT US STRAIGHT TO THE MOON

Can AMAZON GO UP PLS

$TMC on the UP

GO UP

# V GANG RISE UP # BEAR TRAP SPRUNG

ALGO fuk retail UP AND DOWN ANYWAY THEY LIKE USA is a rich eat poor contry

Every goddamn fucking time I need NDX to swing UP one or two hundo it drops…fuck

I'm gonna go poop - NO ONE FK THIS UP

SPY 683 is just a myth and you people keep falling for it. WAKE UP SHEEPLE

hey, that's my joke but I add emojis too WE ARE GOING UP UP UP🚀🚀🚀 IT'S OUR MOMENT YOU KNOW TOGETHER WE'RE GLOWING✨✨✨ GONNA BE, GONNA BE GOLDEN🏆🏆🏆

# BEAR TRAP SPRUNG # V GANG RISE UP

DAME IM UP BIGLY

WHY DID I LISTEN TO THAT FUCKING GUY WHO TOLD ME TO BUY LULU HE SAID IT WAS GOING UP

NVDA SHREK UP BER ANOOS

KEEP UP THE PUMP.

OH MY GOD CHAT WEED STOCK UP 1000% TODAY ~~ignore the reverse split pls~~

UP ONLY

WAKE UP

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GUYS SHUT UP I CANT HEAR JPOW

$IREN UP WHILE BITCON DIE BECAUSE AI > CRYPTO

# V GANG RISE UP

WHEEE NOW THREE DOLLARS UP THEN BACK DOWN WHEEE

# BEAR TRAP SPRUNG # V GANG RISE UP # ALGOS BUYING NON STOP

$GOOGL - ALPHABET MAY GAIN BILLIONS FROM TPU RAMP-UP Morgan Stanley says Alphabet could unlock major revenue as Google sharply increases Tensor Processing Unit (TPU) production. Supply-chain checks now point to about 5 million TPUs in 2027 and 7 million in 2028, far above earlier estimates. Every 500,000 TPUs sold could add around $13 billion in revenue and $0.40 to EPS. With Google planning 12 million TPUs over two years, analysts see rising potential for external TPU sales alongside Google Cloud’s AI demand. The improved outlook also helped justify Morgan Stanley’s upgrade of MediaTek to Overweight

# LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON ABSOLUTELY DIRT CHEAP CALLS BEFORE POWER HOUR AND NEW ALL TIME HIGHS THIS WEEK

UNCLE ORANGE MAN WONT LET US STARVE FOR CHRISTMAS UP ONLY HO HO HO