UP

fucking pussy MU cant grow a pair of giant balls like a true BULL and GO THE FUCK UP.

# NEW AVENGERS DOOMSDAY TRAILER IS OUT, THATS WHY THE MARKET IS UP

STOCKS. GO. UP.

HOW THE FUCK IS QQQ UP BIGLY WHEN MOST UNDERLYING IS JUST RED 🤬🤬 this is why I hate memory stocks.

CONGRATULATIONS ON JD VANCE HAVING A BABY BOY, DONALD JR THE SECOND WILL SURELY LIVE UP TO HIS FATHER'S PRESTIGE.

UP WE GO CONCERN FOR BER

UP 1,100 BRICK SKWAHD🫴

>TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT ✅️

UP 800 FOR THE NIGHT GET OFF ME🫴

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$LITE needs to go UP!

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STAND UP FOR THE NATIONAL ANTHEM PLEBS

SHUT UP STOCK NERDS THIS A FOOTBALL THREAD NOW

I am BULLED UP (Prepare for crash)

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# IF I WERE $MU CEO AND LOOKING AT HOW THE MARKET IS TREATING MY STOCK AFTER A BLOCKBUSTER EARNING REPORT 😡😡😡 # I WOULD AUTHORIZE HALTING PRODUCTION AND NEW PLANT EXPANSION, FK OFF WITH $250M DONATION, JACK UP PRICES BY 20X, AND DO A SHARE BUYBACK OUT OF SPITE 😠 **WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO??? CALL THE POLICE???**

Another LEG UP!!  😂 bears

Please MU, be the rep of regards and rip (specify direction) UP.

HOLY V RIGHT UP BER ANOOS

SPCX - DOWN RKLB & ASTS - UP !!!!!!!

EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUK UP

WE GOING FUCKING UP FROM HERE NEBIRS

PIGEON IS FUK, BOL IN CONTROL EVEN WITH NASDAQ -1.40% TODAY WE END +3% GREEN BELIEVE IT OR NOT ITS ALL UP FROM HERE, WE WILL NEVER SEE MU LOWER THAN 845, SUCH A UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY, BUY BUY BUY \- algos right now

ASTS UP 0.05% LFG!!!! 💪💪💪💪💯💯💯🦍🦍🦍🤌

0.01% GREEN ON MU FROM -5% YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

STARTING TO BELIEVE THIS GUY IS A REAL NEW YORK SEWER MONSTER. HE TALKS ABOUT CHEATING ALL THE TIME LIKE *WHO THE FUCK* BROUGHT IT UP YOU KNOW IT WOULD BE LIKE AN ARSONIST GOING "YEAH WHAT ABOUT THAT FIRE" BEFORE ANYONE KNEW ABOUT IT LMAO

Imagine saying all of this dumb shit and having NO REAL EVIDENCE TO BACK IT UP?

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, DEAR LEADER KIM JONG GOON IS ABOUT TO SPEAK

Trump Speech: WERE GOING TO INITIATE THE DRAFT TO INCLUDE ALL RESIDENTS UP TO THE AGE OF 75!!! ICE RAIDS WILL STOP DUE TO PRESENT SITUATION. IRAN WILL NEVER HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON!!!

# IMAGINE BUYING SPY OR QQQ DIP AND IT'S CRATERING AFTER HOURS INTEAD OF BUYING AAPL CALLS WHEN IT WAS ONLY UP 1.75% TODAY AND SOARING AFTER HOURS

LOAD IT UP LOOOOADDD IT UPPP

PLEASE SWING BACK UP TO 754 I CANT HANDLE NEW PRICE ACTION! 🗣️

THE MARKET BETTER GO UP OR IMA SUCK ITS DICK

Down 20% on my DRAM BUT M UP 30% ON MY WEN CALLS LMAO 🤌

# I CAN'T BREATHE... FAKKKKKKKKKKKK MY STOCK PORT IS DOWN LIKE 6 MONTH SALARY NOW..... THIS IS FKED UP

# HERE COMES BIG TIMBO SLICE TIM AAPL # LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP CALLS BEFORE +3% BREAK OUT DAY

YALL LAUGHED AT ME AND DOWNVOTED MY QQQ 720CALLS UP 55%. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW BIATCH.

HAHAHAH WHAT NOW BIATCH. UP 55% 😂 😂 😂 😂

WAKE UP

GAP UP

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# SHUT THE FUCK UP, CUCK!

but i learned from demon k pop hunters or whatever the name of the series is "WE GOING UP UP UP" LIEEEEEEEEEESS

THE BOTTOM ON MU IS YOU! YOU ARE THE LIQUIDITY, YOU ARE a MUUUUtard! YOUR CALLS ARE FUK, YOU WILL NEVER RECOVER FROM THIS, YOUR SHARES ARE GOING TO ZEROOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT FUCKING SELLING! AND IT WILL KEEP GOING DOWN! YOU SELL AT 90% LOSS IT WILL GO BACK UP!

UUIUFHSSGS ITS ALL THE WARS FAULT, SEMIS WAS ON ITS WAY UP BEFORE THE WAR STARTED AGAIN IM SO ANNOYED N YEA WAR IS BULLISH THEY SAY

# OMG IM SAVED! UNH CALLS ARE UP! Now it needs to hold until market opens

TSMC guidance UP, that's good right????

GUIDE UP YALL 40% from 30's. now we can tank more

IM FROM 1800 IM A HOT BOY BUT IM ICED UP🫴