UP

THE EARTH IS ROUND! LOAD UP ON PUTS!!!

SEND IT UP KOREA

\+5% GAP UP TOMORROW, SPY 800 EOW

WILL MSFT BE UP 2 DAYS IN A ROW? FUCKING DOUBT IT!

# V GANG RISE UP # HERE COMES THE PUMP TO NEW HIGH OF DAY

THE MOST V'EST V YOU'LL EVER SEE COMIMG UP.

Nothing is going to rebound the market at this point, we’re still UP on the month and heavily on the year, it’s just gonna slam one day soon, and I’m not even a bear There are 0 positive things in motion that would lift hope and spirits

PLS SPY GO FUCKING UP

someone has to slap his big dick on the table and command STOP RIGHT HERE, WE GOING UP UP UP

WOW MSFT UP????? HOW LONG UNTIL IT TURNS RED? FUCK YOU!

why THE FUCK ISNT OIL GOING UP COME ON MAN

They are trying to Shake paper hands but it’s inevitable. CPI and PPI cooked by Gordon Ramsay, market doesn’t care about war anymore and Russia/Ukraine deal was mentioned as a possibility. WE. GOING. UP.

MU V GANG RISE UP 🚀

# BEAR TRAP SPRUNG # V GANG RISE UP # LOW OF DAY IS IN

I fucking hate my life dude. I buy TSM at 420, I hold as it goes up to 425ish during the day, then it fucking crashes back down. I'm down like 500 bucks at close. It climbs a bit after hours, but not much. I hold more. It goes up a bit more, I sell at right about break even. THEN IT FUCKING GOES UP TO FUCKING 430. WHAT THE FUCK. I got fucking jipped out of fucking 2500 fucking dollars. FUCK YOU TSM YOU FUCKS.

Koreans hit circuit breaker UP I'm so proud of them

JUST LOST 67 AT THE CASINO THEN RAN UP 300 AFTER GETTING HOME FLIPPING FUTES🫴

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they aren't letting me use any of my margin anymore, I need memory to go UP

UP^your^ass

WHY AM I DOING ROBINHOOD PREDICTIONS AND UP MOMEY RECOVERING MY PUT LOSSES

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its going up jerry, GOING UP!

AEHR UP fat

NVDA is up 4.16% # WAKE UP SPX

SPY is a Stripper at this point UP and DOWN the pole.

Ser get up get up GET UP SER SPY

Go UP you fuck

BULLS: CPI DROPPED BECAUSE OIL IS DOWN FUCKIN SEND IT BUY BUY BUY REEEEEEEEEEEE BEARS: NOOOOO OIL IS GOING BACK UP THE MARKET IS SUPPOSED TO BE FORWARD LOOKING AND RATIONAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Inflation cool, Iran war doesn't matter, STOCKS. GO. UP.

IBM HOLY FUCK I HAD 100k IN DEC CALLS I SOLD ON THAT RUN UP BACK TO 300 FOR BREAKEVEN. LMAO HOLY NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE

Lil dink gang RISE UP!

WARSH IN THE KITCHEN RN COOKING UP WHATEVER DATA MEANS CUTS

Shut the FUCK UP Donny, you're outta your element

STEP THE FUCK UP KOREAN RETAIL

Up, please... lets go UP

QQQ UP

**SO MESSED UP.... WAKING UP RED EVERY DAY MAN**

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Regards gonna full port into Oracle now like they did with Microsoft on thesis "IT SHOULD GO UP NOW", and then cry about it here all the time

# ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE BOUNCE EVEN THOUGH CRUDE US UP 9% # LOOKS LIKE THE MARKET ALREADY KNOWS WE'RE GETTTING AN ICE COLD CPI PRINT TOMORROW

#DAILY REMINDER THAT SNDK IS UP 4000% IN A YEAR BUT SOMEHOW YOU ALL ARE UNDERWATER CONGRATULATIONS WSB🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The oil industry: “If oil stays elevated it could be devastating to the economy” Bulls: “NO. OIL WILL NOT STAY UP. IRAN WILL BE WAVING AMERICAN FLAGS IN TWO WEEKS. AI IS GOING TO MAKE EVERY COMPANY MAKE A TRILLION DOLLARS A WEEK AT ZERO COST BUT ALSO THE AI COMPANIES WILL PRINT SO HARD YOU WONT EVEN BELIEVE IT. THE WAR IS *OVER. USA USA USA BUY BUY BUY STOCKS ONLY GO UP”* *\*4 months later\** News: “The Iran war stretches into its 4th month as the ceasefire collapses and Iran missile strikes ships and oil infrastructure across the gulf.” Oil: Goes up again Fed: We might have to hike rates. *\*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays\**

I fooking KNEW OIL WAZ GONNA GO UP UGHHHHH

# The only BOOLS surviving this are the OILED UP BOOLS (WTI, BRENT, USO)🛢️. Ghey semi and mem bools are going to the meat market LMAO ,🤌🤡

#DAILY REMINDER THAT SNDK IS UP 4000% IN A YEAR BUT SOMEHOW YOU ALL ARE UNDERWATER THATS NEXT LEVEL REGARDED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Msft UP