UP

BULLS WAKE THE FUCK UP. YOU CAN'T BE TIRED NOW. THE MARKET NEEDS YOU. I NEED YOU.

Just like Perfidious Albion(great britian) FUCKED UP in the **Dardanelles** **the USA chooses bad strategy over diplomacy**

# V GANG RISE UP # LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP DIRT CHEAP SPY AND QQQ CALLS BEFORE WE GO GREEN

Trump on Iran: Hormuz Strait is open, and will remain open, with or without Iran. # BIG DONNIE DOES IT AGAIN # DOESN'T MATTER WHAT T HE TRUTH IS AS LONG AS STOCKS GO UP

# HERE WE GO # LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP SPY AND QQQ CALLS BEFORE WE GO GREEN

WHO THE FUCK IS BUYING META AND KEEPING IT UP

# LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON ABSOLUTELY DIRT CHEAP SPY CALLS BEFORE NEW ALL TIME HIGH

#DAILY REMINDER THAT SNDK IS UP 4000% IN A YEAR BUT SOMEHOW YOU ALL ARE UNDERWATER THATS NEXT LEVEL REGARDED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SHREK WOKE UP

Oh my fucking god, MSFT is UP? It’s over…

Say this alot but you autists keep me alive and well thank you much love now let’s UP THOSE NUMBERS

#SNDK IS UP 4000% IN A YEAR AND WSB IS UNDERWATER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SK Hynix WAKE TF UP

#SNDK IS UP 4000% IN A YEAR AND WSB IS UNDERWATER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

>TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT ✅️

EVERYTHING GOING up UP # UP!!!!

PINKY UP

OK IM GOING TO SLEEP NOW! I HOPE TO WAKE UP TO ENDLESS BRONKS IN THE CHAT YOU GUYS BRONK ME UP 🫵

$SLS FTMFW 63 MILLION TRAPPED CUCK BEARS FUCK THEM UP AND SKATE AND CREATE https://preview.redd.it/b02xtvd37vch1.jpeg?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c5eac3df7508fefda9909a16fa37041023edb6b

what a nice time to FIRE UP THE MOWER🫳

"LOOK TERRY THEY ALWAYS INVERSE MY MOVES. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY CALLS AND PUTS HAS MOVED IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION, THE M00RKIT MAKERS READ MY PORT MAYNE" "YOU'RE PAPER TRADING JERRY, SHUT THE FUCK UP"

#SHUT THE FUCK UP

SHUT THE FUCK UP

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IRAN HAS TOLD U.S. OFFICIALS THAT RECENT ATTACKS ON SHIPPING WERE FROM 'AN ERRANT PART OF THEIR SYSTEM' – SENIOR U.S. OFFICIALS MONDAY GAP UP

TURN UP.. BANK

#ITS TIME TO FUCKING PARTY BOIS UP 5000% YTD

UP 59% THIS WEEK SEE YOU REGARDS MONDAY

# MARKET IS UP BECAUSE OF DIARRHEA OUTBREAK!

SAMSUNG UP MU GREEN SANDISK UP SK UP BIGLY DRAM -2% RED 💀

# IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP

WHY IS DRAM DOWN WHEN MAJORITY OF MEMORY UP EXCEPT MU?? WTF??

\>be me \>yeah i should use a stop loss \>gets stop lossed \>stock INSTANTLY REBOUNDS GOES UP \>PANIC BUYS BACK IN AGAIN \>lost 10 shares NICE fuck this stop loss shit

MSFT FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIONG TARSH I FUCKIGN DESPISE YOU FUCKING SHIT BRO MY GOD WHAT A FUCKIGN SHIT STOCK MAN GODAMN BITCH GO UP FOR ONCE

YOU BUY AND HOLD? IT GOES DOWN? YOU BUY AND SELL? IT GOES UP. YOU DON'T BUY? IT GOES UP. YOU SELL? IT GOES DOWN. DON'T BE A FUCKING IDIOT. THEY ARE STRINGING YOU ALONG. THEY KNOW WHAT YOU WILL DO BEFORE YOU DO IT. AND THEY WILL FADE YOU. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. YOU WILL NEVER. EVER. WIN

CAN SKYHV OPENING price MAKE UP ITS MIND ALREADY AND OPEN UP THE CASINO

BACK UP TERRY

# STOP HUNT COMPLETED # BACK UP WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS

YALLLL LAUGHED AT MY 10K SPY PUTS LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO UP 30K NOW. LFGGG DOWNVOTE ME YOU HATERS

WHO JUST BOUGHT?? OWN UP

YALL LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I SAID IM PUTTING 10K IN 0DTE PUTS. HAHAHAHAHA IM UP 25K

LMAOOOOOO BRO I THOUGHT I WAS DONE HOLDING MY POOTS I WAS DOWN 2k ONE SEC AND UP 10 THE NEXT

HOLY FCKKK I BLINKED AND IM UP 10k

YALL LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I SAID IM PUTTING 10K IN 0DTE PUTS. HAHAHAHAHA IM UP 25K

MSFT IS LIKE A BDSM RELATIONSHIP WHERE SHE PUTS A STEAMING HOT SHOE UP YOUR ASS WITH NO FOREPLAY

PULL UP RKLB - PULL UP!!!

GREAT DAY TO BUY A DELL TOO DON'T FORGET, MAKE SURE INTEL IS A IN THAT DELL BECAUSE THEY'RE AN INCREDIBLE COMPANY DON'T BET AGAINST AMERICA STOCKS SHOULD ONLY GO UP

UP & UP IS MY FAVOURITE COLDPLAY SONG

HOLY FUCK, MSFT IS UP 0.5%!!!! THIS IS A GENERATIONAL SELLING OPPORTUNITY. DUMP YOUR SHARES BEFORE ITS TOO LATE! FOMO SELLING

# BEAR TRAP SPRUNG # CALLS NOW # V GANG RISE UP