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Great news everyone! My portfolio has been re-rated UP, the forecast is +73% end of year! You know what that means, you better start pumping my shit

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WHY IS SKHY NOT SHOWING UP IN ROBINHOOD I NEED TO FULLPORT SOMEONE HELP

Row, row, row your boats gently UP the stream

# FUTES POPPING LET'S GO # ANOTHER MASSIVE GREEN DAY TOMORROW MARKETS ARE BREAKING OUT AND HAVE CLEANED UP ALL THE SELLERS

Since STONKS ONLY GO UP

calls on calls on calls. STONKS ONLY GO UP

# GREAT FUCKING WORK TODAY BULLS # HOPE YOU HELD THOSE CALLS WE'RE SET UP FOR AN ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE GAP UP TOMMORROW A A PUSH TO ALL TIME HIGHS FOR SPY

# WAY TOO LATE IN THE DAY FOR ANY SIGNIFICANT DUMP AND IT NEVER HAPPENS TWICE IN ONE DAY # CALLS WITH CONFIDENCE FOR TOMORROW'S MASSIVE GAP UP

BACK UP IN THIS BITCH

1ST RED CANDLE ALERT 🤡 🤡 🤡 # WILL BE BOUGHT BACK UP BY ME 🚀

# LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP DIRT CHEAP SPY AND QQQ CALLS BEFORE THE REAL MULTI DAY PUMP HAPPENS # IT'S A RUN AWAY TRAIN AND THERE ARE NO MORE SELLERS LEFT

MELT THE FUCK UP

Sandisk up 10%. Tomorrow is SK HYNIX IPO. Then you will see 10-30% UP !!!

LMFAOOOOO THE SPIKE UP AT THE LAST SECOND OF THE 5 minute candle to save it you can’t be fucking serious

COME ON QQQ KEEP PUMPING OR START DUMPING, YOU ARENT SOME LITTLE BITCH WHO CANT MAKE UP THEIR MIND

# AND JUST LIKE THAT # ALL SELLERS HAVE BEEN CLEANED UP # SMOOTH SAILING TO NEW ALL TIME HIGHS WITHOUT A SINGLE PULL BACK STARTING NOW # BEST MARKET EVER!!!

# LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP SPY 750 CALLS BEFORE THEY'RE $10 ITM TOMORROW

SANDICK FUCK THEM UP BITCH

# BEAR TRAP SPRUNG # V GANG RISE UP # ALL THE WAY BACK TO NEW HIGHS OF DAY INCOMING # AND YES IT IS LITERALLY THAT EASY

# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS # ONCE AGAIN # WE ALREADY WENT OVER THIS # CALLS ON A RED DAY ARE IMMEDIATELY UP 100% AT MINIMUM THE VERY NEXT DAY

Iran “BETTER NOT ATTACK US AGAIN, PLEASE RESPECT MY POWER AS WE ATTACK ALREADY BLOWN UP US BASES” What a pathetic response. No wonder the market is rallying.

THANK FUCK MSFT IS DOWN AGAIN TODAY. GOD FORBID ITS UP 2 DAYS IN A ROW! FUCK YOU!

LMAO THAT DIP GOT EATEN UP

PUH PUH PUMP PUH PUMP IT UP

BUCKLE UP WE ARE GOING FULL RETARD TODAY 🦅🦅🦅🦅

FUCK I WOKE UP TOO EARLY

"Initial reports of sirens sounding at the U.S. Consulate in Erbil, Northern Iraq." just 2 minutes ago Iran's back to all out war again and the market is saying...MEH, RUN IT UP GANG

# FYUTES ABSOLUTELY EXPLODING UP LMAO 🤣 BERS 🤌🏻

STRAIGHT UP BABY

Fuck don't tell me KOSPI is about to flip mannn KOREA WAKE UP

KOSPI FUTES UP?

MICRON YOU GO DOWN 5% WHEN KOSPI GOES DOWN 2 YOU BETTER START GOING UP BITCH

OPEN UP THE: * Bill KOSPI * STRAIT ^((WIDE GAPING HOLE)) * CASINO YOU CRAZY ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF 🇯🇵 🗾 ⛩️ 🍣 🍱

sir the 4th account has been BLOWN UP

DOWN -26% THIS MORNING UP +7% BY CLOSE LOL THIS MARKETS REGARDED

SURELY KOSPI DOESNT FUCK IT UP TOMORROW

MORE WAR MORE OIL MORE UP

OIL 5% UP and you guys keep buying dip? OMG.

OIL GOIING UP = INFLATION GOING UP = INTEREST RATE HIKE = TECH STOCK CRASH. WHY YOU KEEP BUYING TECH STOCKS TO LOSE MONEY?!?!?!

SANDISK CMON KEEP GOING UP DONT STOP

# BEAR TRAP SPRUNG # AGAIN # LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON THE CALLS BEFORE A +1% MOVE ON ALL INDICES

I NEED BULLS TO MAKE SOME NOISE LETS GET THIS THING UP 👏👐👏👐👏👐👏👐👏👐

Bro stocks only go UP.

UP UP UP

Bottom is in $DRAM BUCKLE UP BUCKAROOO

UNFAIR!!! AGAIN SNDK GOES UP MORE AND MICRON LESS!!! UNFAIR!!!!