UP

Robinhood can you SHUT UP I KNOW MY PUTS ARE TANKING I DONT NEED A NOTIFICATION

# THE MOMENT TLT HAS A GREEN DAY EVERY INDEX IS GOING TO BE UP 3% AND THE MARKET ALREADY KNOWS IT'S COMING SOON

# COME ON LET'S GET THOSE YIELDS UP EVEN HIGHER SO WE CAN HIT ALL TIME HIGHS!!!

My 774 0DTEs are going to be fried to a crisp at this rate, GO UP NOW

# NOBODY CARES ABOUT YIELDS OR OIL GOING UP # ONLY YIELDS AND OIL GOING DOWN

You wanna know something that's going to completely change your game? Stonks... ONLY GO UP!

# ABSOLUTE LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP SPY AND QQQ CALLS BEFORE YIELDS, OIL, AND DOLLAR BREAK OUT AGAIN

EVERYONE SELLING BONDS AND BUYING STOCKS MEANWHILE "WHY AREN'T STOCKS GOING DOWN WITH YIELDS GOING UP!!!!!!!!!111" :screech: :screech: :screech:

THIS IS USUALLY WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU BUY A 1000% RUN UP

BRUH SPY AND SPCX ARE GOING UP TOGETHER WTF

ONLY SPECULATIVE TECH GOES UP.

TWLO JOINS THE S&P500 TOMORROW LOADDDD UP THE CALLA

ITS UP A MEASLY 70% THIS MONTH GET IN OR BE LEFT OUT

# ANOTHER 1% GAP UP ON TECH ON THE WAY LMAOOOOO

# SORRY BER FUTES UP THIS BIG NEVER REVERSE

im getting hard. ONLY GO UP

#FUTES UP 4.2% WOW

# HERE COMES THE GAP UP!!!

UP YOURS!!!

IMAGINE GETTING A 5K STIMMY CHECK ONLY FOR YOUR GROCERIES TO GO UP 10K LMAO

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no only 1 way, UP

SHE'S JUST SAYING THIS BECAUSE SHE DOESNT WANT ANYONE ELSE TO KNOW ABOUT PLAYBOY BEING IN AN INSANE BULL SET UP

ONDS has a 100% buy rating. 1 year price target average is +64%. And a short interest of 45%. SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO DOWN, OR UP. Idk what to do with this info

OKAY NEXT WEEK PLAY FOR ME IS APLD SHARES AT 25.25 USD PICKED UP SOME HOPEFULLY IT PAYS OFF

CAN'T WAIT TO FUCK UP MY LIFE MORE ON THE WEEKEND AND THEN LOSE EVEN MORE MONEY NEXT WEEK, CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS FUCKING. BEAUTIFUL. LIFE.

MARKET ALWAYS GO UP!

OKAY GUYS I CAPITULATED AND BOUGHT APLD FOR 25.25 USD A SHARE HOPEFULLY NEXT WEEK WE GO UP

OH YEA I'M JUST SITTING HERE EATING BURGERS AND FUCKING UP THE MARKET TO FUCK THE EUROPOORS. THATS WHAT I LIVE TO DO.

IF EVERYONE JUST BUYS THE DIP IT WILL KEEP GOING UP. BE A TEAM PLAYER

# MARKET IS ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED RIGHT NOW # NOBODY WANTS TO SELL AND MISS OUT ON THE NEXT MASSIVE LEG UP :ahyes: :ahyes: :ahyes:

DILDO UP YOUR ASS LETS GOOOOOOO

thwyre gonna trap ALL IVE DONE IS BUY PUTS PAST 2 WEEKS, IM UP $6k past 2 weeks ahhahahabulls now

IM GOING TO SHIT MY PANTS MOMMA COME PICK ME UP FROM THE STOCK EXCHANGE

MMS ENTICE BULLS WITH SPY UP 1% THEN CRUSH THEIR TECH CALLS :kek: :rob:

TSLA UP 5% MMS JUST TROLLING US LMAO

MCD JUST GO UP 3 percent pls

# ABSOLUTE LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON ABSOLUTELY DIRT CHEAP SPY AND QQQ CALLS # BEST ENTRY YOU'RE GOING TO GET FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

# IT JUST # KEEPS # GOING # UP

ONLY UP TILL NOW

UP

# MASSIVE GAP DOWN = BUY CALLS # MASSIVE GAP UP = BUY CALLS # NET OUTCOME: FREE MONEY

Is time for $aapl to MAN UP!

# BEAR TRAP SPRUNG # LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP SPY AND QQQ CALLS

NEXT LEG UP BEFORE OPEN!!!! !!! !! ! !! !!! !!!!

WHO THE FUCK BUYS BONDS WHEN EVERY RANDOM STOCK IS UP 4000 YOY FUCK BONDS THEYRE A BOOMER THING

SYDNEY SWEENEY , BIG , OILED UP, MILKERS

RATE HIKE PUMP, RATE CUT PUMP, ONLY UP WE GO

EUROPOOR STONKS UP, THAT MEANS WE PUMP FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LAKE TOO.