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Looks like back to normal. SPY going UP, MSFT going DOWN 😒

MY PORTFOLIO IS 1,56$ UP PRE MARKET SUCK IT MOTHERFUCKERS ELON HERE I COME

wendy's is bUILDING THE FUCKING ORBITAL DATA CENTER WITH ELON MUSK - WAKE UP PEOPLE THE FUTURE IS HERE

#BREAKING: WENDYIS PIVOTING TO AI. UP 20% AH.

#IF YOU ARE NOT LOADING UP ON SOFTWARE YOU REALLY HATE MONEY. THIS IS FINANCIAL ADVICE.

SHUT THE FUK UP WDY BOT

SHUR THE FUCK UP ABOUT OTHER STOCKS, YOU'RE NOT A REAL WSBER IF YOU DONT wen THE FUCK UP RIGHT FUCKIN NOW

study these words: Korea Green Gape UP

KOREANS YOU BID UP MY TECH STOCKS OR I GET THE RULER OUT AGAIN

WE DID IT. WE DREW THE COLONIZERS. AFRICA RISE UP

#SHUT UP IM TRYING TO THINK

CHOP UP CHOP DOWN

# THIS GENUINELY REMINDS ME OF COKED UP 2AM RANTS

JUST LOADED UP 1 SHARE OF SPY BERS R FUK

**RETARDMAXXING WORKS 100% MY LINE WENT UP LMAO**

NASDAQ DOWN 3% SPACEX UP 6% BRILLIANT MARKET FED WANTS THIS BRILLIANT MARKET TO LEAD FED POLICY

FOOLS # STOCKS. GO. UP.

FUCKING GO UP NVDA

Stocks only go UP 📈

# SPX 8000 MU 2000 HERE WE GO NEXT UP $5000 MU GONNA MELT FACES

HOLY FUCK NBIS JUST WENT UP $37 IN 30 MINUTES LOL

YESSSSSS IM UP 20K on MSFT

Risk on baby we goin UP fuck what you heard the economy is actually very good!

We so UP

You pussy ass bears think this is going your way, it won't. WE'RE ONLY GOING UP

PENNIES BEFORE THE STEAMROLLER CREW RISE UP

BRO WTF SOFTWARE GO UP INTU 🤬🤬🤬

DXY and VIX UP means no bueno

You know what's hilarious? MSFT IS UP TODAY.

BECAUSE STONKS GO UP, NO PULLBACKS ALLOWED

RY and TD are literally free money these days. Up 25% YTD and 3-5% dividends. Friggin no brainer *“But dad, why did you gamble away your paycheque on 0DTEs?”* SHUT UP SON

# PUMP IT UP KILL THE BERS

No humans trade it’s all AI now…. Human sits at their desk scrolling and setting up trades. Mr Korea hit the big red button… in order to save his ass he started trashing AI and it’s PROPPED UP

MSFT TODAY +5% COMING UP

After Baron didn't find the needed information in wsb, the next orangoman tweet will be: WHY IS THE MARKET DROPPING, IT SHOULD BE GOING UP!

Price it >TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH >TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES” >TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES >TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! >BESSENT: RATES PEAKED THE DAY BEFORE WARSH WAS SWORN IN >BESSENT: 100% APPROVE OF THE FED GETTING RID OF FORWARD GUIDANCE >DALY SAYS FORWARD GUIDANCE NOT GOOD AT THIS JUNCTURE >WARSH: I DONT BELIEVE IN FORWARD GUIDANCE >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >TRUMP: “I LOVE THE INFLATION”

UNLEASH THE KOREANS. PAMP US UP

Depends on the angle it’s UP

FUTES ARE BEING GEY, PACK IT UP IT'S SO FUCKING OVER.

SK HYNIX UP 7% HOLY FK

Someone tell Sundar to WAKE UP

SEMIS ARE A FUCKING JOKE - THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT GOES UP 10% EVERY MOTHER FUCKING DAY. FUCK OFF

“WHAT A FUCKED UP DAY!!”

# $1200 MICRON, NEXT $1500 THEN $2000. GOING UP UP UP NO DIPS

# MICRON ONLY UP NEVER GOING DOWN MOON IT

\*SPACEX SIGNS COMPUTING POWER DEAL WITH OPEN-SOURCE AI STARTUP REFLECTION WORTH UP TO $6.3B: CNBC

You regards need to stop buying calls on the thesis "OH ITS DOWN ENOUGH IT SHOULD GO UP NOW"

UP 520% ON 746 SPY PUT ODTE LETS GO!

IM HERE FOR INSIDER TRADING NOW TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH GOOGLE