UP

TURN UP THE VOLUME

OMFG NABIUS OMFG YOU SHOVED A GREEN CANDLE UP MY ASS SO I CAN LAUGH AT THE SPACE AND SAAS REGARDS!!!!

# LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP QQQ CALLS # IT WANTS A NEW ALL TIME HIGH TODAY # WE ABOUT TO PUMP!

POS MICROSLOP STOP SELLING OFF THE MOMENT IT GOES UP

Its funny they call themselves SPACE X, because I thought space was UP not DOWN...

Remember last week when we thought SPCX only went UP, but now we have found it only goes DOOOWN...🤣🤣🤣

# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL BULLS WHO HELD QQQ CALLS OVER THE WEEKEND AFTER IT ALREADY MOVED UP 2% ON THURSDAY

AVGO POS GO UP ASSHOLE

Stonks only go UP, MSFT only go down

SPCX go UP go UP go UP go UP

OPEN UP

BREAKING: $MU IS FLYING TO TEHRAN TO FURTHER SPEED UP THE 60-days MOU US TALKS. IRGC TO CONSIDER TAKING STAKE, IN HIGH LEVEL NEGOTIATION TALKS

GOOG needs to WAKE THE FUCK UP

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Futures rn —-> TAY KEITH F THESE N’s UP

"The way the Corrupt and Failing New York Times is covering stories on a very battered and beat up Iran, through FAKE & MADE UP "FACTS" is, in my opinion, "TREASONOUS." I will be adding all of their false and ridiculous reporting to my multi Billion Dollar lawsuit against them. They are Criminals!" Jesus fucking Christ this guy is such a pissy pussy ass boy

AND THERE IT IS ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE GAP UP LETD YO BULLS!!!

Yea I didn’t understand why futes opening UP would be anxiety inducing

SHOW ME MY NUMBERS THAT GO UP AND DOWN YOU BASTARDS

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In space, nobody cares about the strait!! Space stonks UP BIGLY

MANGO ALWAYS FINDS A WAY TO FUCK IT UP. Dude just can‘t shut it for 24 hours. 

SPCX go UP FUCK

OHHHH YEEEEEEEEAHHHHH I CAN SLAP A TORNADO I CAN DRY UP A SEA YEAH

SOXS. UP MY

THE DEAL IS BACK. NETANYAHU SMARTENED UP. STOCKS WILL NEVER SEE RED AGAIN. https://reddit.com/link/osoqgu7/video/8o2fowymcc8h1/player

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OIL UP, SPY UP, SPCX UP, 🤡 meter up!

CAN MSFT GO UP ONE FUCKING DAY

MICROSOFT UP WTFFF

MY YOLO OPTIONS BE UP 30-60% AND MY I THINK I CAN MAKE MONEY OPTIONS ARE -50% AM I REGARDED

DRAM up 10.3%. no regrets full porting from NVD3 to 3x DRAM ETF. KEEP UP THE GROWTH!!!!

SNDK UP WDC UP WHAT ARE YOU DOING MU

PICK UP THE COCKSUCKING PHONE

UP IS THE ONLY DIRECTION I WANNA SEE!

Stocks only go UP AI stocks only go HIGHER

SPCX go UP

MF gonna ask me to look up a dead car bounce. BITCH, IF THE LINE GO UP ,I MAKE MONEYYYYYY

430B $ DONNY? FOUR HUNDRED AND THIRTY FUCKING BILLION $? LOOK AT THIS, 330B$ TO OPEN UP THE STRAIGHT OF HOMOZ. WHAT DOES THAT HUMMUS DO? IT CURES CANCER??? AND WTF IS HABIBI ENTERTAINMENT? I’LL TELL YOU WHAT IT IS, IT’S AN ENTERTAINMENT HOUSE! what kind of a entertainment lady takes credit card?…

LMAO TURNS OUT THIS WAS ALL A PLOY TO DUMP STOCKS LIKE MSFT AND LOAD UP ON MORE SEMIS

# "NOOOOO! NOOOOOOO! THIS MARKET IS A SCAM! INFLATION GOING UP AND NOW I CANT AFFORD TO BUY MCDONALDS ANYMORE! WAR IS NOT OVER! SPCX NOT A REAL COMPANY!!!!! YOU'LL SEE! THE CRASH IS COMING! ANY DAY NOW SPY IS GOING TO $100 AND NVDA IS GOING OUT OF BUSINESS! 😭😡🤬" \-Bears

SPCX IS A TELEPHONE. COMPANY THAT SHOOTS ALL OF ITS MONEY INTO THE AIR AND BLOWS IT UP. IT MAKES NO MONEY.  NO WAY IS THAT BLACK DEATH WORTH OVER 2T. WILLIAM SHATNER SAID IT BEST. LETS COME BACK DOWN TO  EARTH 🌎  HAPPY TRADING ALL.

MSFT UP A WHOLE 0.86% HUUUUUUEGGGEEEE HOLY ARE YOU GUYS SEEING THIS? THIS IS AMAZING

TASK FORCE GUARANTEED TO BE MADE UP OF TOOLS

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Dude fuck goddamn MSFT and AMZN. Guess what 2 MAG7 stocks I'm balls deep in because they're "uNdeRVaLueD"???? FUCK YOU CUCKASS AMZN AND MSFT, YOU DUMB FUCKS CAN'T GO UP TO SAVE YOUR PATHETIC LIVES. HOW THE FUCK DID I BUY AT THE LITERAL FUCKING TOP.

alright fire kevin warsh NEXT MAN UP

JUST GO UP OR DOWN YA CUNT.