UP

I need a drink. What in the flying fuck is going on.... JUST DECIDE. GO UP. OR DOWN.

I AM SETTING UP A TASK FORCE TO REDEFINE INFLATION AND CUT RATES

Now the rate decision has been made, we go UP to ath.

V UP BERS ASS

# V THIS BITCH UP

HOLY MOTHER.. YOLOD INTO PUTS UP 300%

NBIS UP 3 DAYS IN A ROW AND NOW 7%. NEXT 1T DOLLAR STOCK BUY NOW CRY IN 3 MONTHS. PUMP MY 2X NBIS BAGS.

NBIS UP 5% ARE YALL NOT ENTERTAINED???

U.S. AND IRAN DISCUSS MOVING UP SIGNING OF DEAL TO 2035, SOURCES SAY

NBIS UP 5% ARE YALL NOT ENTERTAINED???

No… no no no no no no msft&meta DON’T DO THAT! I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA RUN UP! WHY ARE YOU DUMPING I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA RUN UPPP… >:(

Pull up. PULL UP.

Why is oil UP ?

Typical MU...cant fucking do ANYTHING involving moving UP. Unless its fucking premarket. Such an absolutely fucking ridiculous ticker. Pathetic and i loathe you. Get the fuck to 1065+ DURING NORMAL HOURS and maybe ill respect you again.

Price it >TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH >TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES” >TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES >TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! >BESSENT: RATES PEAKED THE DAY BEFORE WARSH WAS SWORN IN >BESSENT: 100% APPROVE OF THE FED GETTING RID OF FORWARD GUIDANCE >DALY SAYS FORWARD GUIDANCE NOT GOOD AT THIS JUNCTURE >WARSH: I DONT BELIEVE IN FORWARD GUIDANCE >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >TRUMP: “I LOVE THE INFLATION” ✅️

IT'S A WARSH UP FRENS!

ALL I FUCKING WANT IS HOVR TO GO UP FOR FUCKS SAKES

SHUT UP AND BUY IT !

WHY STOCK NOT GOING UP IF COMPANY GOOD. Its called attention man, if a grill is hot she is getting all the attention you feel me

Once. Just fucking once can MU actually stay up and maintain a premarket price and actually maybe melt UP into opening bell? Yesterday shit hit ATH over 1130 Pre market like 730ish and just bled out continuously from like 8AM till open then the whole fucking day. Just one damn day of gradual melt up FFS.

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IT'S A WARSH UP

YAAAAASSS ZADDYYY MOAR GAP UP 💅

With the Iran war over, stocks should go UP, NOT DOWN!

POS STOCK CAN'T EVEN GO UP 5%.

STONKS GO UP.

HODL THE LINE SPACE TARDS UP UP 

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LOAD UP ON CALLS BOYS

PUMP IT UP, PUMP IT UP

spacex just going straight UP like wtf

DAMN SPACE X JUST GOES UP AHAHAHHA

institutions are PUMPING space x WTF THAT SHIT GOES UP xD

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The deal is signed.. the market should go UP! LMAO 🤌

WAKE YO ASSES UP. EURORICH HAVE ARRIVED PLEASE MAKE YOURSELVES AT HOME, POUR CHAMPAIGNE, WE MOONIN

To all current and previous SPCX employees. DO NOT FUCK THIS UP. This can easily go to the next fucking galaxy. I know… working for the company was/is a huge burden. Overworked, underpaid (per role/title : current market comp) and you accepted such terms for equity in trade of compensation. Yeah… you could go work for Boeing, Bombardier, Northrop Grumman, Lockheed, etc and make a shit ton more in salary, probably have a less stressful work life… but you’re not paving the way for space travel. Just another cog. Hold your shit til $420.69. 🫡

# HURRY UP AND COME OUT WITH THE $250 , BEN FRANKLINS AND DOING IT NO MO. I NEED A NEW COKE BILL

HOLY SHIT BALLS! I WALK AWAY FOR AN HOUR AND SPCX IS UP 20 more $$$ 🫪

# SHUT UP AND BUY

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PAMP IT UP KOREA

BoJ DO NOT FUCK THIS UP JUST HIKE THAT SHIT BUT DO NOT SOUND LIKE MORONS FOR THE NEXT HIKES

DID I FUCK UP? I bought SPACEX at $188

SPCX UP 10% A DAY HOLY FUCK LET ME BUY OPTIONS ALREADY

# 🚨 REMINDER: WICKS JUST MEANS IT'S GOING UP

#MY CALLS ARE UP 100% LETS GOOO 🚀

MY AGENTIC ACCOUNT IS UP 8 CENTS IM RETIRING

WHAT IS THIS AGENT 47 GARBAGE BITCH ASS SPY, JUST GO UP YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO ALREADY