UP

Is Broadcom just going to continue shitting its fucking panties? LIKE WTF EVERYTHING ELSE IS GOING UP

PAMP UP THE JAM!

Mrvl you POS . GO UP

🚨🚨🚨 WAKE UP BAE, NEW SPY LORE JUST DROPPED!! 🚨🚨🚨 WHO IS LETTING THE BEARS COOK? 🐻❌ ABSOLUTELY NO ONE. WE ARE HEADING STRAIGHT TO THE MOON AND BY THE MOON I MEAN $777!! 🚀🌕 THE SPY CHART IS LITERALLY SHOCKED, GYATT-LEVEL GAINS ARE IMMINENT!! 📈🔥 WE ARE TALKING PURE UNADULTERATED RIZZ IN THE MARKETS. IF YOU AREN'T LONG ON THE S&P 500, ARE YOU EVEN MEWING? 🤫🧏‍♂️ STAGE 1: SKIBIDI GAP UP 🚽 STAGE 2: FANUM TAX THE SHORTERS 🍔 STAGE 3: TOTAL BEAR DESTRICTION 📉📉📉 THIS ISN'T A WENDY'S SIR, THIS IS THE TRADING FLOOR OF THE CHADS!! NO CAP, ON GOD, SPY TO 777 IS LOCK IN TIME. 🔒💯 WE HIT 777 AND IT’S GENERATIONAL WEALTH IN OHIO, FELLAS. 👑💎 DIAMOND HANDS ONLY!! DONT LET THE MEDDY BRING YOU DOWN. WE ARE SO BACK!! 💸🚀✨🤑🦍

NORTH KOREA NEWS AGENCY: 2 SHIPS ARE STARTING TO MOVE, MANY LOADED UP WITH OIL, OUT OF STRAIT OF HOMOS

MSFT 1.3% WHEN QQQ IS UP 2% LMAO DOGSHIT PUTS AT OPEN

How long does those fat fucks sleep over there? TIME TO WAKE UP AMERICANOS

PEACE BE WITH YOU. PUMP IT UP

We're going UP UP UP, It's our moment! -fictional character 2025

Futures LIMIT UP ALREADY LMAO BEARS 😂

MODS, OPEN UP THE HOTLINE POST FOR THE BERS

LITERALLY 1 MINUTE BEFORE FUTES CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

KNICKS IN 5, MARKET UP 5

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THIS IS THE WORST ANTICIPATED DAY EVER> CANT BELIEVE I STAYED UP LATE TO EXPERIENCE A FLAT DAY

IM UP 70 CENTS ON SPACEX SHARES

WHY IS MY ROBINHOOD ACTING UP??

DONT YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP! YOUVE GOT TO PUMP IT UP! 🎵🎵🎵🎵

PLEASE GO BACK UP I PROMISE I'LL TAKE PROFITS THIS TIME

HURRY THE FUCK UP ELON

HOOD YOU BITCH HURRY UP

ROBINHOOD OPEN THIS SHIT UP I SWEAR TO GOD

WHERE THE FAK CAN I WATCH THIS SHIT IT'S NOT COMING UP ON YAHOO FINANCE

# WE BUILT DIFFERENT!!!! BULLS RISE UP # 🐂📈🫡

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Dude fuck AMZN and GOOGL and fucking MSFT. Stupid mother fuckers. I could have bought into fucking MU at the goddamn peak 2 weeks ago. Or even SNDK. AND I'D BE FUCKING UP RIGHT NOW. But no, I bought the goddamn MAG7 bullshit and now I'm fucking down over 10%. What in the actual fuck dude. I get buying the safe blue chip stock and gaining less. But to be down 10% while the over hyped memory shit is up higher and higher? What in the actual fuck dude.

Gonna laugh my ass off when 🌮 says again… ”IRAN IS BEING TOTALLY UNREASONABLE. WE HAD A PERFECT DEAL READY TO SIGN BUT THEY DIDNT WANT TO SHOW UP. NOW WE’LL REALLY HIT THEM HARDER THAN EVER BEFORE”

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EVERYTHING GOES UP 20% TOMORROW

\*TRUMP: ENDED WAR WITH IRAN TODAY \*TRUMP: TODAY WE SETTLED UP WITH IRAN \*TRUMP ON IRAN: PRETTY MUCH COMPLETED \*TRUMP ON IRAN: WE GOT EVERYTHING WE WANTED

GUYS SPACE X ALSO HAS A LAUNCH TOMORROW JUNE 12 WHAT IF IT BLOWS UP??

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#CONGRATS BARRON ON LOADING UP FROM DADDY INFO

I BOUGHT PUTS ON SPY AND OF COURSE IT PUMPS UP $10!!! OMG OMGOMGOGGSFOJASDFHASDFGKJLHSDFLK

IM GOING UP, IM GOING VERTICALLY

SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP

CAN ALL YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING PEASANTS SELL MSFT SO IT CAN CLIMB. YOUR TAINTED POOR HANDS ARE FUCKING UP THE STOCK.

**MY LINE WENT UP FOR TODAY DID YOURS?**

stonks goin UP on a thursday

WE'RE GOING UP UP UP IT'S OUR MOMENT

🌽 corn UP and... SPY down? Interesting...

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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QQQ at700 to mind fuck me. Up or down. UP OR DOWN!!

LMAO WHY IS INTC UP 5%