UP

🥭 JUST SHUT UP ALREADY! SHUT UP

You're right, I'm not a tree. I actually needed to hear that. BLESS UP.

SPACE X IS SUCKING UP ALL THE LIQUIDITY OF MY STONKS lil bro, anthropic and open ai have not entered the market yet

SACK UP BUB 

MU straight up to $1050 PPI PE-LEASEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOONT FUCK THIS UP

KOSPI IS UP 178% in 12 months. Why the fuck is anyone worried about that shit dropping for once. Its ridiculous

WERE RIPPING UP HERE LFGGGGG

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PRETTY SURE THIS ENTIRE MOVE UP FOR THE PAST MONTH IS SOMETHING WE WILL BE *LEARNING ABOUT* SOON

Price it >TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH >TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES” >TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES >TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! >BESSENT: RATES PEAKED THE DAY BEFORE WARSH WAS SWORN IN >BESSENT: 100% APPROVE OF THE FED GETTING RID OF FORWARD GUIDANCE >DALY SAYS FORWARD GUIDANCE NOT GOOD AT THIS JUNCTURE >WARSH: I DONT BELIEVE IN FORWARD GUIDANCE >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >TRUMP: “I LOVE THE INFLATION” ✅️

**STOCKS SHOULD GO UP, NOT DOWN.** **- 🥭 (06/05/2026)**

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TSLA CALLS TSLA CALLS LOAD UP CHEAP TODAY. IT WILL PULL A +20% LIKE AFTER ELECTIONS

# Trump’s energy secretary says ‘unaware’ of US taking oil out of Iran 😂 nah fam this can't be real lifeeeee PLEASE WAKE US UP FROM THE SIMULATION

Price it >TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH >TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES” >TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES >TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! >BESSENT: RATES PEAKED THE DAY BEFORE WARSH WAS SWORN IN >BESSENT: 100% APPROVE OF THE FED GETTING RID OF FORWARD GUIDANCE >DALY SAYS FORWARD GUIDANCE NOT GOOD AT THIS JUNCTURE >WARSH: I DONT BELIEVE IN FORWARD GUIDANCE >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN >TRUMP: “I LOVE THE INFLATION” ✅️

CASINO RIGGED PACK IT UP

AND OFC THAT SHIT GOT BOUGHT UP

Line going up? VIX GOING UP? PREMIUM GOING DOWN. THETA SAYS FUCK YO COUCH BITCH

Just collapse my fucking god. THERE IS NO GOOD NEWS OUT THERE, STOP PROPPING IT UP

I am trapped in 727p expiring in 3 hours. HURRY THE FUCK UP AND CRASH

IF AI IS TAKING A HIT WHY THE FUCK ARENT MY SAAS STOCKS GOING UP???!!!!

UP DOWN UP DOWN FUCK OFF

SOXS UP SOXS DOWN. WHERE THE TACO AT.

ALTITUDE ALTITUDE TERRAIN PULL UP

OIL UP, SPY UP, CLOWN METER UP

MSFT MAKING A .03 CENT RUN UP. WE SO BACK BBY! (oh, its down again, false alarm)

hahahaha LFG!!!!!!!!!!! SPY TO THE MOON. UP 90%

I GIVE UP SEE YOU TOMORROW

UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP

Also, after the World Wide Degenerate Cucks conference.... WHY IS APPLE UP?

WHY STOCKS UP IF INFLATION UP? EXPLAIN TO A DUMB

WHY SPY UP THEN GENIUS

BOOO MANGO IF HE SHOWS UP AT MSG WITH HIS MUG. WANT TO GET FOREGN INVESTMENTS - WHY NOT START WITH THE STOCK MARKET. THIS IS A RESOUNDING F-

GENTLEMAN I SALUTE TO ALL THE WARRIORS BLOWING THEIR ACCOUNTS UP TODAY, ME INCLUDED

Simply a bump in the road....STONKS GO UP!

**THIS IS NOT A CORRECTION. THIS IS A BEAR MARKET AFTER THE BIGGEST BULL TRAP IN HISTORY.** *“Oh but dad earnings of companies are good...”* **SHUT UP.** **THERE ARE NO EARNINGS. JUST TWEETS, COOKED DATA, AND VIBES.** # LMAO 🤌

Yes there was a dot com bubble, some financial crashes in the 80s and some markets take years to recover But they didn’t had 401Ks that forces millions of people to buy the dip each month, so SHUT THE FU UP WITH THAT EXAMPLE YOU OLD CUNT

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KOSPI K-POP BOYS WAKING UP FEELING NERVOUS

THE STOCK MARKET IS VERY BEAUTIFUL. MANY SMART, VERY HANDSOME TRADERS ARE MAKING THE LINE GO UP. WE ARE OPERATING AT LEVELS NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN BEFORE. THERE WILL BE DAYS OF PAIN. THERE WILL BE DAYS OF GAIN. MAYBE BOTH AT THE SAME TIME. (*VERY AMERICAN*) I HAVE RECOMMENDED THAT THE CEO OF SPY (GOOD FRIEND) RELEASE EARNINGS IMMEDIATELY. THE CPI PRINT IS A HOAX. TOTAL HOAX. IT WAS CREATED BY FAKE QUANTS WHO BY THE WAY ARE NO LONGER *WITH US.* A VERY SAD SITUATION! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

JUST IN: President Trump says he believes an Iran deal is 'still close' despite retaliatory strikes following downed US helicopter. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP 😭😭😭

Let’s go! War is still on, dump your oil! Wait, wha.. SHUT UP, DUMP IT

What a day. My portfolio was UP, Down, UP, Down and finish UP. Soon or later I'll get a heart attack lol

>TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH >TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES” >TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES >TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! >BESSENT: RATES PEAKED THE DAY BEFORE WARSH WAS SWORN IN >BESSENT: 100% APPROVE OF THE FED GETTING RID OF FORWARD GUIDANCE >DALY SAYS FORWARD GUIDANCE NOT GOOD AT THIS JUNCTURE >WARSH: I DONT BELIEVE IN FORWARD GUIDANCE >WARSH: MY PREFERRED INFLATION MEASURE IS PCE TRIMMED MEAN ✅️ LET IT ROCK

GAP IS FILLED NOW GO UP

IF THE MARKET PUMPS BACK UP ITS LITERALLY THEM FUCKING WITH EVERYONE

DONNY TIME TO ANNOUNCE A DEAL BRO HURRY UP