UP

GOD DO YALL NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THIS WORKS YES FUTES WILL BE UP AT 6 now shit post like regular fucking people

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#SHUT UP AND KISS ME

Doesnt matter CRYPTO UP 4%. AI BUBBLE IS DEAD. NICE TRY.

LOOKS LIKE UP IS THE NEXT LEG

**BEARS! MARKETS TRIBUNE AND 50 BEARS WITH GREAT DD WERE ASSAULTED ON THE STEPS OF STOCK EXCHANGE BY A THOUSAND HEAD OF BULL SCUM. A TRIBUNE OF INVESTORS, SIMPLY TRYING TO STOP THE INSANE CAPEX SPENDING, CAN YOU IMAGINE A MORE TERRIBLE SACRILEGE? OUR BELOVED MARKET IS IN THE HANDS OF MADMEN, AND I STAND AT A FORK IN THE ROAD. I CAN LAY-DOWN MY PUTS AND BECOME AS GEY AS THESE BULLS AND WATCH THE MARKET FALL TO EUPHORIA AND CHAOS, OR I CAN MAN UP AND AVERAGE DOWN THESE MY PUTS AGAINST THESE MANIACS ON MONDAY! ARE YOU WITH ME?**

#TURKEY PRICES ARE UP 40% LMAOO SO MUCH WINNING BRO

TURKY PRICES ARE UP BC TACO HASNT BROUGHT DOWN PRICES A SINGLE CENT

HAVING A SHOT OF EXPRESSO IS GOING TO TEAR UP MY ASS

CRSR UP 8% afterhours

WHAT IS HOLDING THIS UP!!!!!!! Holy shit!!!!!!

SPY IS UP 5 percent in 5 days lmaooo

BOUGHT BACK UP IN SECONDSSSSS😂😂😂😂. Morons.

LOADED UP ON TQQQ AFTER THE CLIFFORD BECAUSE I WONT LET DOOMER BEARS SHAKE ME OUT GET BENT

we got action WAKE UP

NVDIA PLEASE PLEASEEEEEE GO BACK UP SPY IS ALREADY AT 681 FHE SECOND IT GOES DOWN NVDIA GOES WITH IT PLEASE STOP BEING LIKE THIS YOUR LETTING SO MANY DOWN

STONKS ONLY GO UP

SPY UP quantum down, has the bubbled popped?!?

#GO TF UP $META WTF SPY IS GREEN GET UP THERE SLUT

SPY needs to watch the substance, because…it’s time to PUMP IT UP

BERS LOADED UP ON PUTS, SEND IT 🚀🚀🚀🚀

NVDA DIPS BEING GOBBLED UP WE ARE HEALING

UP OR DOWN GODDAMMIT!

CRAYONS UP!

##NVDA GANG RISE UP

**SHREK DIK UP BER ANOOS**

TIME TO SHOVE SHREK DIK SO FAR UP BER ANOOS WE GET TO ATH

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NVDA GOING UP ITS OVER FOR BEARS

BEARS HURRY UP! BUY MORE PUTS NOW AT THE FAKE “TOP”! WORKED WELL FOR YOU YESTERDAY

HOW IS QQQ GOING UP WHEN GOOG IS CRASHING?!

UP ONLY

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Treasury Bill buyers: ***sipping tea*** **AI Stock Bois: ALTITUDE, ALTITUDE, PULL UP, ALTITUDE, PULL UP, TERRAIN, TERRAIN**

# YOU KNOW IT'S COMING # BEAR TRAP SPRUNG # V GANG RISE UP

BUY UP GOOGLE NOW

WAT DA HELL HAPPENED I JUST WOKE UP TO RED MARKETS

GOOGL CLAPPING BACK RACING BAACK TO THE HIGHS LAST CHAANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP CALLS BEFORE ANOTHER MASSIVE ANNOUCEMENT AND 10% DAY

[https://www.decouple.media/p/microreactors-a-mirage-of-american](https://www.decouple.media/p/microreactors-a-mirage-of-american) STOCKS ONLY GO UP

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SPY GETS KNOCKED DOWN. BUT IT GETS UP AGAIN. NEVER GONNA KEEP IT DOWN.

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# GOOGL UP 6% TODAY UP 10% TOMORROW

# IMAGINE NOT BUYING GOOGL CALLS WHEN IT WAS ONLY UP 6% TODAY # WHAT YEAR DO YOU THINK THIS IS? 2019???

Everyone is screaming for a rate cut. Treasury yields are UP since tge last two. Fed has lost control of the long end. Prepare your anus for a lot more inflation and higher rates.

you forgot DIRECTION:UP

# GOOGL ALREADY UP 1% AFTER HOURS # LOOKING LIKE ANOTHER 5% DAY AND ANOTHER 0 ADDED TO YOUR CALL POSITIONS

INHD UP UP UP