UP

BRO THERE IS NO WAY GOLD KEEPS GOING UP> I"M GOING TO SCREAM !banbet gld 415 1d

Save meeeeee CANT WAKE UP Save me from the nothing my ports become

Japanese bold are UP up. Hmm

SHUT UP

**THIS IS SO FKED UP**

# WE DO NOT WANT GREENLAND.. LEAVE THAT SHITHOLE AND MAKE STOCKS GO BACK UP PLEASE... this is too much, i can't handle it

T word again SHUT UP

# BRO DOING STAND UP

BEARS LICKING UP BREADCRUMBS HOPING TO FIND THE ROAD TO A RED DAY HAHA

BEARS JUST GIVE UP AND TAKE THE 80% LOSS HAHA

#$MU IS NEVER GOING TO STOP GOING UP HOLY SHITTT LMAOO

BERS GETTING FUKK AGAIN ONLY WAY IS UP

BACK IT UP, TERRY, BACK IT UP

*Beep beep* PULL UP *beep beep* PULL UP *beep beep*

IT ONLY GOES UP WHAT THE FUCK

Already UP 50% since bottom Bers r fuk

OH BOY LUBE UP

If you start with 500$ you only need 42 flips with measly 20% gains to reach 1 million. KEEP IT UP!

#I FUCKING HAD A HUNCH TO BUY A PUT ON FRIDAY I HAD A FUCKING HUNCH AND I DIDNT DO IT PASSED UP A HOMERUN FUCK ME FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK

DONT U GO UP BEFORE OPEN, PLTR. I'VE GOT 180C TO BUY

HEY ELON, PACK UP THE DRONE ARMY. WE'RE GOING TO WAR.

Idk what this gibberish analogy means. And idc about damage I’m just making a guess as to how the market will interpret the news. And that is - UP.

FUTES UP BIGLY HOLY SHIT WHAT IS HAPPENING

OPEN UP I NEED TO LOSE MONEY

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# GUYS, IT'S JUST MONEY 💵....IT'S MADE UP.... # PIECES OF PAPER WITH PICTURES ON IT, SO WE DON'T HAVE TO KILL EACH OTHER JUST TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT. *(BUT I WANT MORE OF IT REGARDLESS)*

what are some good stocks to buy? need some that will not go down, instead go the other way. I mean go UP. preferably very soon after I buy them.

IM GONNA WAKE UP HUNGOVER TOMORROW, BUT EVERYTHING IS GONNA BE OK

**EU SUSPENDS DEAL WITH US: BULLS IN SHAMBLES WATCHING TRUMP ONCE AGAIN MAKE MARKETS CRASH AGAIN. DEEP RED TUESDAY COMING UP**

Hey man, tariffs will NOT strengthen the dollar. It would cause inflation and DEVALUE the dollar. It will also make metals go UP due to economic uncertainty with tariffs. Hope that helps

#POTUS: DENMARK, NORWAY, SWEDEN, FRANCE, GERMANY, THE UNITED KINGDOM, THE NETHERLANDS, AND FINLAND TO FACE 10% TARIFF STARTING FEB 1 OVER GREENLAND MATTER #EDIT: POTUS NOW THREATENS TARIFFS OF UP TO 25% OVER GREENLAND #EDIT2: POTUS SAYS HE WILL BE SUING JPMORGAN CHASE OVER THE NEXT TWO WEEKS OVER 'DEBANKING' HIM AFTER JAN 6 PROTEST

#Big PP are so out. SMALL PP GANG RISE UP 2026

# Oh no. I GOT CAUGHT UP WITH WORK AND FORGOT TO SELL BEFORE THE LONG WEEKEND **NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!** 😭

RKLB FAMILY RISE UP!!!!!!!

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OPTIVER AND JANE STREET ARE TRYING TO PUSH SILVER DOWN TO AVOID PAYING OUT ON OPTIONS EXPIRY DAY TODAY. FUCK OPTIVER AND FUCK JANE STREET. BUY SILVER IN BULK AND SHUT THEM UP

Sandisk up 4.7% premarket, ASTS IS UP 7.3% PRE-MARKET?!?!? Rocket Lab up 3.4%. Micron up 4.8%. Omggg im making moneyyy today..

Ugh, YES! FINALLY SOMEONE TO STAND UP AGAINST THOSE INTIMIDATING CONSERVATIVES. You’d really pull off the sunglasses too?!?!?

YOU JUST GONNA HAVE TO PUT UP WITH IT!

UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN MARKET DOESNT WANT TO GO ANYWHERE 🤬🤬🤬🤬

Bro is getting abosoluly trashed in the polls i mean its looking like a giant blue wave in november. all we need now is this fuk to pivot towards things like green energy and all left policies LOLLLLL green energy etf is gonna go UP

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Pull the rug Put it back Pull the rug Put it back Pull the rug Put it back MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!!!

BEARS NATION STAND THE FUCK UP! We shorting everything including and the LA RAMS! 🐻🐻🐻

🚨 PULL UP 🚨 PULL UP 🚨 TERRAIN AHEAD 🚨 RETARD 🚨 RETARD 🚨

PLANET LABS RUN IT UP

Why is SOXL $$ UP SO MUCH?

REDDIT GO UP PLEASE DADDY REDDIT

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