UP

STOCKS. GO. UP. OIL SHORTAGE? UP WAR? UP HIGH INFLATION? UP ONLY. UP.

THIS NEWS IS ALL FAKE AND 🌈GHEY MADE UP BY BERS. BOLS ON COMMAND STILL🦅

I HAVE MONEY TO GIVE TO THE MARKET MAKERS, OPEN UP.

basically, yeah. That's what all the energy people are saying. The US will be the last one affected, but it will get nasty soon. Its already nasty in many places across the world, and getting worse. Its not panic mode yet because "Stonks Only Go UP" and we are seeing unprecedented levels of manipulation. So the illusion that stocks are great = everything is great is doing a lot of heavy lifting. But not if the strait remains closed, and it won't take long to figure that out

FUTES UP 1.2 PERCENT ON THE SAME MERRY GO ROUND FART OF THE DEAL NEWS CYCLE. BOLS ARE PLAYING CHICKEN WITH EACH OTHER. WHO WILL BE THE FIRST TO SELL? PROBABLY BARRON.

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A$T$ THE REAL MOVE HASNT EVEN STARTED YET look at the weekly chart it hasnt broken out yet also MORE LAUNCHES UPCOMING RERATING UNDERWAY (DIRT CHEAP COMPARED TO STARLINK GO LOOK AT THE SPACEX S1) 100% OF THE US MARKET LOCKED 🔒 UP DO U KNOW HOW MUCH REVENUE THAT IS????? AND MORE 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ edit: AND IF YOURE A BEAR PLEASE GO AHEAD AND FULL PORT SHORT IT (I KNOW U WONT BC YOURE SCARED) THANKS FOR YOUR DONATION

IT'S GAPPING UP BABY, CAN SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS LONG PLEASE

BREAKING: The White House no longer expects an agreement with Iran to be announced today and thinks it could take "several more days" for the deal's approval, per Axios. Yesterday, President Trump said a deal announcement was coming "shortly." US officials are "optimistic" but say the deal could still fall apart. BEARS RISE UP

**PAKISTAN: IRAN US DEAL INCLUDES INDIA GIVING UP NUKES**

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SOME OF YALL NEVER TRIED ABSORBING COCAINE UP YOUR BUTT AND IT SHOWS

I am about to fuck UP a plate of chilaquiles in a very disrespectful manner.

EVERY CALL I BOUGHT TODAY WENT DOWN 40% BUT THE PUTS ARE ONLY UP 2% 💀

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BULLS ARE UP

HOW is SPY and QQQ going UP when NVDA is down?

TOO BLOWING OFFFFFFFF UP FOREVER BABBBYYYY

MANGO JUST SAID: IT CAN ONLY GO UP. CALLS

it can only go UP

IF NVDA has been down the whole day, WHO IS HOLDING UP SPY?

OPEN UP IVANKA, IM GOING STRAIT INTO YOUR HORMUSSY 🍆 (🫱💢🫲)

DELL COMPUTERS IS UP 140% IN 3 MONTHS WTF

MSFT LITERALLY CANT STAY UP LOL

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ITS A DIP TO THESE RETARDS THATS WHY ITS BEING BOUGHT UP

STOCKS ONLY GO UP bers are regarded

OMFG QCOM! IM UP 29k ON MY CALLS. Half of them dont expire till August. Holy fuck

**LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO** >TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH >TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES” >TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES >TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >Trump: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! President DJT'

I'll try and recreate one of his classic moments to cheer you up: CROIKY I'M GONNA STICK MY THUMB ROIGHT UP THIS CROCS ARSE AN' REALLY PISS IT OFF... You're welcome.

DRAM POR QUE NO GO UP DADDY WANTS HIS MONEY BACK

if I read one more time what the fuck NVDA is doing after GOING UP FOR WEEKS STRAIGHT I am seriously gonna flip

Good luck thinking there's any chance of going down when it any moment it will just rip that massive V and we will be stuck for hours floating UP.

THE QUANTUM LION UNDERTSANDS ALL QUANTUM COMPANIES WILL BE UP ATLEAST 2000% WITHIN A YEAR FROM NOW EVEN THE BAD ONES

WHICH WAY DO STOCKS GO 🗣️🗣️ STOCKS GO UP 🗣️🗣️

STOCKS GO UP 🗣️‼️

I am BULLED UP, son!

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whats the prediction today? UP, DOWN, LEFT RIGHT?

ITS PUMPING, STOP BEING A BITCH. ITS UP AL OT!

BREAKING: MOVEMENT TOWARD CONCEPTS OF A FRAMEWORK OF A PLAN TO MAKE A DEAL, WHICH WOULD DRAW UP A BLUEPRINT OF AN IDEA TO CEASEFIRE

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BREAKING NEWS: IRAN AGREED TO GIVE UP URANIUM AND BUILD 5 DATA CENTERS

Omg, NEWJEANS BROKE UP???

MU-UP PLEASE 780 EOD pray

WHAT'S UP WITH THESE INSANE BOUNCES

RISE UP NVDA, KEEP GOING

LOAD UP THE CALLS

THERE WILL BE NO V, BOL NEEDS TO PACK UP AND GO ON VACATION 🐄 💥 THIS HERE IS BER COUNTRY NOW 🐻 🐻‍❄ 🧸