UP

Pick a fucking direction. Actually no. Let me pick. GO UP YOU FUCKER! stop thr fucking games

HOW THE FUCK ARE THEEE MEMORY STOCKS STILL GOING UP EVERY WEEK? WTF

CRACK THE SKY OPEN PUT YOUR HANDS UP

NO DEPUTY DOOFUS ITS UP

its fucking flat DADDY JENSEN PLS SAY GUIDANCE FOR 2028 UP 212142141% OR ENTIRE TECH WILL SUFFER IF IN LINE

SHUT UP AND FUCK YOUR MOM MADERCHOD

SHUT UP AND FUCK YOUR MOM MADERCHOD

WERE GOING UP UP UP THIS OUR MOMENT

PACK IT UP BOYS

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orange: WE ARE FREEING UP CUBA for fucks sake

THERE ARE ACTUAL HUMANS BETTING NVIDIA IS LEAPING 10% UP. LMFAO

IM UP 75% ON MY SLS SHARES DO I SELL? I DONT WANNA MISS OUT WHEN SHE GOES TO $100

#MU GETTING ME BRICKED UP

THIS JUST IN!!: MAN REALIZES IF HE KNEW WHICH STOCKS WOULD GO UP AND WHICH ONES WOULD GO DOWN HE WOULD BE A MUCH MORE SUCCESSFUL DAY TRADER

GUYS SOMEONE TELL ME WILL NVIDIA GO UP ON EARNINGS

RIVIAN UP

MicroBITCH IS GETTING FUCKED UP

SPY $760 EOW BUCKLE UP BITCH

MSFT INVESTORS RISE UP! TODAY WE LOSE EVERYTHING

UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT is an apt way to describe its movement.

And here it goes, UP TILL NVDA EARNINGS AH

Hey RKLB ... WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!

THIS COMMENT IS GOING TO KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT

WE GOING UP OR DOWN

UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN

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HANDS UP CRACK THE SKY OPEN PUT YOUR HANDS UP

Honestly, bond markets aren't any different from us, they're full of regards they're just also autistic as fuck OH MY GOD OIL IS GOING UP I NEED TO EARN 0.10% MORE PER YEAR OVER THE NEXT 10 YEARS NOW WAIT NOW IT'S GOING DOWN SHIT FUCK OKAY I'LL TAKE .10% LESS FIVE MINUTES LATER Rinse and repeat.

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP. NVDA IS DOING THAT THING AGAIN

I will NOT GIVE UP on Rackspace 5c exp 5/22  And the guy who sold me those will pay bigly

https://preview.redd.it/qi5i81qgk42h1.jpeg?width=1229&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29c16dd5e2e1ed0003099e0ef06acc9ccd788142 SHUT THE FUCK UP VICTOR. 2T incoming

HOLD UP DON'T CANCEL MY LAMBO ORDER YET

MU UP 5%, I REPEAT MU UP 5% BER FUK

FUCKING PUMP IT UP

WHATS UP POORS!

THE REST OF THE MARKET IS GOING UP BUT GOOG IS STILL DOWN FUCK THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SPRAY PAINT HUFFING STOCK

IF YOU DONT THINK THE WHITE HOUSE IS LOOKING AT YIELDS TODAY, OIL ETC, WITH MIDTERMS CONTINUING TO RAMP UP.. YOU SHOULD GO GET YOUR HEAD EXAMINED LOL

MU, low terrain PULL UP, PULL UP!

\>ITS A BUBBLE MARKET KEEPS GOING UP \>market corrects after going up too much \>WHY STONK GOING DOWN

I sold 2000 shares of $MSFT AT $415 FROM 405. LOL I FICKED UP

ADOBE FINALLY WAKING UP GOD BLESS MY PF

FUTES PAMPING UP

MANGO IS A BIG FAT PUSSY WHO’S WIFE IS FUCKING HER BODYGUARD GAMESTOP IS NOT GOING TO GO UP AGAIN POET ISNT EVEN A REAL COMPANY CRYPTO IS FUCKING FAKE AND ONLY EXISTS FOR MONEY LAUNDERING PURPOSES MICROSOFT PROBABLY GONNA PRINT LONG TERM, JUST SAYING, ITS MICROSOFT. THEY TEND TO PRINT LONG TERM. IM STARTING TO BELIEVE SAM ALTMAN DID ACTUALLY R-WORD HIS MENTALLY ILL SISTER BECAUSE DAMN IS BRO SKETCHY AMAZON CALLS BECAUSE ZERO DRAMA AND BEZOS IS NOT IN THE EPSTEIN FILES

Channeling my inner bull - stare at charts as hard as I can - HOLY MOLY, IT’S GOING BACK UP

SHARES ACCOUNT UP OPTIONS ACCOUNT DOWN ONCE I BLOW MY OPTIONS ACCOUNT IM ALL SHARES FROM HERE

LMFAOOO WE ARE GAPPING UP 1% TOMORROW

YOU FOUGHT VALIANTLY BEARS. BUT I'M AFRAID THAT STOCKS ONLY GO UP. This is not financial advice.

AMD I HOPE YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF UP YOUR BER ASS YOU SON OF A BITCH.

HOLY SHIT I'M UP $13,743 TODAY *just initiated a 15k deposit