UP

YES SPY GO UP GO UPPP 750 EOD PLSSSS

# V GANG RISE UP # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS YOU JUST NAILED THE BOTTOM!!!

STOP GOING UP need calls cheap

SPY DOWN GAS UP THAT’S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK

FUCK Y DIDNT I TURN THE IMAGINARY MONEY REAL. FUCK I FUCKED IT UP AGAIN.

This is the way. >TRUMP: PROBABLY TALK ABOUT CUTTING RATES WITH WARSH >TRUMP SAID OF WARSH “HE THINKS YOU HAVE TO LOWER INTEREST RATES” >TRUMP SAYS HE THINKS WARSH UNDERSTANDS HE WANTS LOWER RATES, WOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN JOB HAD HE SAID HE WANTED TO RAISE RATES >TRUMP: WARSH WILL CUT RATES WITHOUT WHITE HOUSE PRESSURE >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >Trump: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! President DJT'

HOL UP WAT JUST HAPPEN

# STOCKS GO UP, STOCKS GO DOWN. YOU 🫵 CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!

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#SPY TANKING AND NOW ONLY UP +0.6% ON THE DAY WAAAHHHHHHH WHAT IS HAPPENING

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MORE UP.

WE WILL NEVER SEE A RED DAY GREATER THAN -.4% FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY. REGARDS WILL NEVER STOP BEING REGARDED WHICH MEANS THE MARKET WILL CONTINUE TO GO UP. DON’T FIGHT THE TREND

HOLY CRAP MANGO DADDY IS FILLING ME UP TODAY!!!! IM SO HAPPY!!!!!!

SHUT THE FUCK UP RETARD

I AM UP TENS OF DOLLARS ON MY PUTS 🤌🤌

Holy shit 749 calls are so cheap LOAD THAT SHIT UP

GET UP SER MICRON! GET UP SER!!!!

SPY establishing support here for the run at $750….LOAD UP!

GIVE 🥭 HIS PHONE, THE PEOPLE DEMAND AN OUTLANDISH TRUTH POST THAT WILL CAUSE THE MARKET TO RIP UP 1%

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE MOVES UP 1 DOWN HALF UP HALF DOWN 1/3 WHY WHAT THE FUCK IS SO CRAZY TODAY ARE WE NOT ALLOWED TO JUST MOVE UP?? DO THEY KNOW WHEN THEY SELL THEIR POSITIONS ARE WORTH LESS???

BEAR TRAP COMPLETE! BACK UP WE GO

BEARS WAKE UP, WE STILL ALIVE (BARELY)

PUSH IT HIGHER ,WAKE UP AMD

BACK IN CALLS FOR THE 4th TIME QQQ TRAIN TAKING OFF NOW WITHOUT THE BERS AND WE LOADED UP SOME BULLS

I GAVE YOU MSFT AND RDDT TODAY. NEXT UP: $NFLX

WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE CARE ABOUT SHIT AT WORK JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND COLLECT YOUR GODDAMN SALARY AND STOP WASTING MY TIME

MU is stalling and MSFT is pumping.. DONT WAKE ME UP

HOW MANY BERS DID NOT LISTEN WHEN 🌮 STRAIGHT UP SAID TO BUY STOCKS

MELT UP! Oracle to 400++ based on other AI stocks rallying.

Almost 2 months straight UP

MSFT UP 1% GREEN. *Alert* *Alert* Irrational exuberance detected. Commence selling in 5..4.3..2...1...

OMG I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SHORT $SPY FOR THE PAST MONTH. I GIVE UP SHORTING. ONLY LONGS NOW.

STOCKS ONLY GO UP

THE RUN IS ALREADY GOING GET IN QQQ GONNA CATCH UP TO SPY SOONPM

WHY is QQQ IN LIMBO LETS GOOO UP

NO SELLING ONLY UP

# SPY WANTS 750 # LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP SPY AND QQQ CALLS

come on MU you bitch. GO UP

NEBIUSSSSSSSSSSSS BOYS RISE UP

STONKS GO UP MOTHER FUCKERS!

MELT TF UP

MELT TF UP

SPY DOWN -0000.8% GENERATIONAL WEALTH TO BE MADE BUYING THIS DIP RN LOAD UP CALLS BOYS

IF MU IS NOT BELOW $700 ITS NOT DEAD. I JUST WOKE UP. DAMNIT. MU IS NOT DEAD. DID NOT CRASH. YOR GEY

I JUST WANT TO SELL BUT THE MARKET KEEPS GOING UP MAKING 5 FIGURES IN UNREALIZED GAINS DAILY IS SKETCHING ME OUT

> **BREAKING**: RUMORS ARE FED CHAIR WARSH, IN HIS FIRST MEETING, IS GOING TO BRING OUT THE FED MONEY PRINTER AND ACTIVELY PRINT IN REAL TIME, WHILE SCROLLING RH ON HIS PHONE TO BUY CALLS. LOAD UP CALLS🚀

#HOLY SMOKES POET UP 28% LMAO 🤌

Pos MU is down while others are UP

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