UP

#Feels like a solid RSI cooldown for the next LEG UP

I'm so fucking tired of MSFT. WAKE UP you pos!!

Made money on Puts and Calls today.. BUT ITS NOT ENOUGH TO COVER UP THE HOLE MSFT IS DIGGING IN MY ACC LMAO 🤌

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I BOUGHT CALLS AT THE MU BOTTOM, AND IM UP 100%, HOWEVER I GOT BUSY AT WORK AND DID NOT REALIZE IT WAS 4PM SO I DID NOT SELL. DO WE THINK IM FUCKED?

LOL BEARS MY PORT WAS UP 0.29% TODAY LMAO 🤌

# HELP PLZ WTF DO I DO NOW THAT I'M ONLY UP 117% ON MU

Ppl think stocks r expensive. Our dollar is worthless. FOREVER UP

Ber EXTREMELY MAD because QQQ PUMPED THE FUCK UP FAST from 699.69

BERS EAT SHIT BOUGHT MU CALLS AT THE BOTTOM WE ALREADY UP 12%

ALRIGHT PACK IT UP! NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

HOP IN BOYS WERE TAKING THE ELEVATOR UP

MEMORY UP LIKE 99999% AND ITS DOWN 6 OR 7 % PEOPLE CRYING LOL AND YES I AM CRYING TOO

LOAD UP ON CALLS BOYS

VIX WAKE THE FUCK UP AAAAAAAAA

TRUMP: SHIPS ARE COMING TO TEXAS, LOUISIANA TO LOAD UP WITH OIL Well $4.50 a gallon sucked dick, can’t wait for it to get worse.

# BUT MUH OIL UP 3% # BUT MUH INFLATION SKYROCKETING # NOBODY CARES

# CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS # V GANG RISE UP

FUK BRO WHAT DO I DO I'M ONLY UP 120%

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How is it going UP?

Titties UP

MU GO UP U FAT MEMORY BASTARD

TODAY IS THE DAY THE DOW JONES STOPS BEING A DCKHEAD AND BEGINS CATCHING UP TO SP500 GAINS DIA TO 503 BY MEMORIAL DAY PLAYAZ

# ALREADY GOING BACK UP ON BAD DATA # CALLS AT OPEN

TRUMPED UP TRICKLE DOWN FREAKENOMICS PRAISE ALLAH

Tis all about the 10 yr UST and the 4.5% level. We go over that and we going down. Otherwise.......UP.

FUK IM ONLY UP 120% guess I’ll have to rope. 

#WENDY'S UP 25% ON RUMOR OF TAKEOVER. NOT TOO LATE TO GET IN!

YAY MY SHORTS ARE UP BIGLY. GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY. DAILY PINNED CHART LOOKING BEAUTIFUL CRIMSON

Blurry said “crash”, so another 10% QQQ pump incoming! Stonks only go UP! 📈🚀💉

Again... Cramer needs to SHUT UP!

CAN YOU HONESTLY IMAGINE IT GOING UP

PULL UP PULL UP WE ARE TOO LOW

\> 🥭 said if Iran doesn't take the deal, he will use military force \> Iran doesn't take the deal \> 🥭 now says the ceasefire is now on life support massively, about to die so by all logic, the WAR IS STARTING BACK UP… OIL to $150 But hey, let's all buy calls, right? MU to the moon?

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Pull up ASTS pull UP!!!!

LETS GO ASTS GANG MAN UP

STOCK GOING UP? TARGET RAISED! Stock going LOWER? TARGET AT 0! Now give me my ANALYST BONUS!

AMZN YOU SACK OF DOG SHIT GET UP BOY

MU 0.000001c DIP GET IN LOAD UP

##MICRO SHIT WHY ARENT YOU GOING UP BE LIKE MU 🤬🤬🤬

2 months ago XLE up QQQ/SPY down. Now? XLE UP, QQQ/SPY UP, METALS UP, VIX UP, PEDOS UP UP!!!

MRAM straight UP

YOU JUST HAD TO KEEP GOING UP RIGHT AFTER I SOLD YOU DIDN’T YOU MUU AND SOXL??? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????? SHIIIIIIIIEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

EVERY DIP FOR THE LAST MONTH GETS BOUGHT UP INSTANTLY AND YOU GUYS ARE STILL BUYING PUTS HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHHAHHHAHA

# BACK UP WE GO

JUST LOOK AT THE CHART FROM PARIL. THIS IS TAX MONEY BEING ILLEGALLLLY FUNNELEED FROM BESSET PROPING UP SHIT.

LEVER TF UP

Look, Jesus, I haven't asked for much but this time I'm asking for the ultimate in LULZ. Could you trigger a limit DOWN halt on TSLA? I want to be clear- not just any halt because I know you all like to fuck around with me and you'll just do a limit UP halt and a 10% mega shrek dildo. I'm just asking for a quick $40 drop on TSLA, nothing big. K, thx