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# ABSOLUTELY MASSIVE INTRADAY BULL FLAG ON SPY RIGHT NOW # GET IN BEFORE WE POP OFF TO +1% # NOBODY CARES ABOUT OIL OR YIELDS, ONY THAT STOCKS GO UP

I TOLD YOU GUYS MONDAY BWET WOULD KEEP GOING UP … 650 —> 790 OMGGGGGG MY FACE IS MELTINBGGGGGG

Tsla go fucking UP 👹☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

AMZN PUMPING UP

- Attack Iran - Do a fake ceasefire - Trapped Fed hikes only 25 bps to establish credibility - Blow up the bond market - Task forces redefine inflation - Send WTI to 150 - Global Crisis - Implement YCC ✅️ This is how you devalue your debt via financial repression >TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: WE WILL GROW OUR WAY OUT OF DEBT >TRUMP: I LOVE THE INFLATION >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! ✅️The sequence is completed with Yield Curve Control

AAPL ALWAYS GOES UP

We’re goin UP UP UP ITS OUR MOMENT

SYDNEY SWEENYS BIG OILED UP HONKERS

BRO IS MITCH MCDONALD STILL ALIVE? FUCKER LOOKS STRAIGHT UP GONE.

SIGN ME THE FUCK UP :money: :money: :money:

WHY ARE THERE STILL BEARS BEARHUNTER!!!??? STEP YO GAME UP!!!!

Volatility is about wide swings UP and DOWN

PAMP IT UP BABY

WAKE UP NVDA

Apple you fucks. You're talking about firing people. Shoot up. FUCKING SHOOT UP

*US OFFERS UP TO 40 MILLION BARRELS FROM STRATEGIC OIL RESERVE

ASTS UP 6% TO DOWN -1% LMFAO

I NEED TO LEARN TO NOT PANIC AND SELL , IF I HELD I’D BE UP $7647 since market open on $spy

>IT WENT ALL THE WAY UP TO EVEN! Do you like sounding like this?

BE IS UP 15% it’s gonna be up 15% everyday no stock is at 52 low week stop this bullshit

ORCL IS FINALLY UP

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JOLT ME UP BABY

CONGRATS TO ALL WHO WOKE UP TODAY

# why is this going UP in a RECESSION 🤡

>TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: WE WILL GROW OUR WAY OUT OF DEBT >TRUMP: I LOVE THE INFLATION >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!!

Oh we going UP todayyyyyy

"the bonds the bonds blah blah blah" SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm invested in STOCKS. I don't give a fuck about no silly a$$ bonds!!

# 🥭 - "Gas prices are the lowest they've ever been. No really. No one knows gas prices better than I do." #### BRO WHAT AM I FILLING UP THEN?? 🤡🤡

# SMACK MY BITCH UP

BEARS WIN AGAIN LETS GOOOOOOOO 🐻🐻 BEARS. SHORTS. RISE UP.

##COME UP HERE ROCKEY

HES LATE HES FILLING UP ON CALLS THIRD CANDLE IS COMING

UP or DOWN what's it going to be? The fucking idiot just going to talk about a ballroom and suck his own cock for two hours.

:screech: :screech: 28 MINS TIL 🥭 ANNOUNCES HIS BIGLY UPDATE ON THE BALLROOM! TUNE IN TO FIND OUT WHETHER THE MARKET TANKS EVEN MORE OR V UP!

BREAKING: AXIOS'S HEDGE FUND BRANCH IS UP 10,000% THIS YEAR

🥭 needs to just fcking TACO. You've lost the war man, GIVE UP!

:screech: 1 HOUR TIL 🥭 ANNOUNCES HIS BIGLY UPDATE ON THE BALLROOM! TUNE IN TO FIND OUT WHETHER THE MARKET TANKS EVEN MORE OR V UP!

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# THEY FELL FOR IT AGAIN # YOU CAN NOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP!!!!

:screech: OIL UP 4%, YIELDS ALMOST 5.3%!!! ITS OVER!!!

:screech: THERE'S NOWHERE TO GO BUT UP. NO, THERE'S NOWHERE TO GO BUT DRILL EVEN MORE!!! IT'S OVER!!!!!

IM UP $6000 $SPY 771 puts AGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahah

WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY, was the funniest response he could have had. The left could just play that clip on a loop while gas station price boards flash in the background

>TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: WE WILL GROW OUR WAY OUT OF DEBT >TRUMP: I LOVE THE INFLATION >TRUMP: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! This sequence is completed with QE / YCC. Given the 30Y at 5.55% and 10Y at 5.24%, that will likely happen in the next 7-10 days.

UP! GO UP PLS 😭

INDEX GREEN 5% UP FODAY

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WAKE TF UP, PEEPOO