UP

China about to invade Taiwan before 🍈 can get one brick into making Terafab, and Intel is going to skyrocket to 200. Buy Intel, were all fucked, the AI play is jacking NANA UP TO THE TITS Thankyou for listening to my DD

imagine thinking algos care about petroleum stations or war lmfao UP WE GO

YIELDS ABOVE FIVE PERCENT THIS IS THE MELT UP FUN TIMES OVER BOYS

V GO UP AND UP AND UP

What is this fucking barcoding on CRWV JESUS CHRIST JUST GO UP

SOUN NEXT LEG UP 🙏🏻

MU AND SNDK GET CHEAPER AS THEY GO UP. THATS THE PARADOX

FUCKING EVERY DIP IS SNAPPED UP JSUT LET IT DIE FOR ONCE

FOR EVERY SHIP HIT, SPY WILL GO UP .2% THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

UP UP UP UP

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>TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >TRUMP: I HAVE THE GREATEST PLAN OF ALL, WON'T REVEAL WHAT IT IS >Trump: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! President DJT' ✅️ The United States is executing a **Stealth Default** and will be accompanied by a new puppet fed chair that will set the agenda to rate cuts. The board will be stacked.

BONALD DRUMP: IVANKA RUMP, MY SWEET YOUNG BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTER WHO ID BANG IF I COULD GET IT UP, JUST TOOK THE BIGGEST, STINKIEST POOP, LIKE NEVER SEEN BEFORE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! Market rallies +5%

BER RN: Y LIEN GO UP 🤪

SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB

NVDA GET THE FUCK UP BACK TO ATH NOW!!!!

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#$POET BERS IN SHAMBLES, SHIT'S UP 43% AFTER HOURS LOL

#I'M UP 50% OVER THE YEAR AND STILL PISSED I MISSED OUT ON MEMORY, SEMI'S, ETC. #IMAGINE BEING A FUCKEN BEAR OR PART OF CASH GANG, WATCHING EVERYONE INCREASE THEIR LIFE SAVINGS BY 30%+ WHILE YOU LOSE VALUE DUE TO INFLATION LOL

SNDK IS PURE PROFIT. GOT NOWHERE TO GO BUT UP UP UP!!! HEDGIES ARE SCREWED

THE PARADOX IS SNDK GETS CHEAPER AS IT GOES UP 🤑🤑🤑

#$POET UP 47% IN AFTER HOURS, BERS ARE FUCKED LOL

INFQ BABY PUMP THIS BISH UP

FUTES UP 0.1% SHREK COCK INCOMING PIGFUCKERS

LOL, MARKET IS UP BEFORE OPENING AND YOU EXCITED. ILL NEVER UNDERSTAND BROKE RETARDS LIKE U

LOL, MARKET IS UP BEFORE OPENING AND YOU EXCITED. ILL NEVER UNDERSTAND BROKE RETARDS LIKE U

WHO CARES. SPY IS UP BABY

HAHAHA BEARS GET SLAUGHTERED RETARD WE GOIUNG UP FROM HERE!

K SHAPED ECONOMY, DISCONNECTION FROM GLOBAL EVENTS, TOP 10% OWNS THE MARKET, BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH AND BLAH. SHUT YOUR FUCKING BITCH ASS UP AND TELL US CALL OR PUT.

INTEL @ $100 NANA RISE UP

SPY 730 "Market crash next day" SPY 740 "Market crash next day" SPY 750 "Market crash next day" SPY 760 "Market crash next day" SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BUY CALLS RETARD

OMFG STOP GOING UP SNDK, WTF

Somethings brewing for next monday.. Bet you guys trump will tweet something for another Gap UP for spy..

BALLS DEWP IN GAMECOCK JUST BEFORE THE SPIKE, UP 50% already bitches

WHITE HOUSE DECLARES WAR HAS WRAPPED UP get the fuck in here, it's pump & dump time

>TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT ✅️ The United States is executing a **Stealth Default**

GO BACK UP REDDIT We need 170 today

MM ABOUT TO CHOP THOSE 0DTE GOOGL CALLS UP SELL THEM WHILE YOU CAN LOL

Lets reject peace...SPY UP..lets add tarrifs...spy up

my calls went from 65% UP TO 20% NEGITIVE

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MICRO SOFT LIMP DICK GO UP PLLLLLLSSSSSS FFS.

STONKS. ONLY. GO. UP!

JPM UP OFF THE ALLEGATIONS LMFAOOOO

NVDA GET YOUR FUCKING ASS UP NOW OR SO HELP ME

COME ON META DO LIKE SPY AND QQQ AND GO UP

LOOK AT THAT  JIST LIKE I SAID DOW JONES POPS UP $1 WHILE NVDA DROPS $1 LOOK AT THE 5 MIN THE INVERSE IS BLATANT AF YOU RETARDS

#HOW CAN SHE JUST GO UP

#AAPL STONK ONLY GOES UP 🍏📈

STRAIGHT UP GOGOGO MU