UP

UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN

Powell opens his statement with, "ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHITS"

JPow listening to his custom Warren G remix to hype himself up for what he's about to do to countless ports "LIQUIDATORSSSS... Mount UP!"

Despite this... STONKS ONLY GO UP!!!

OIL UP A LOT - SPY FLAT OIL DOWN A LITTLE - SPY MOONS LMAOO, THIS IS THE NEW PARADIGM BABY. STOCKS ARE UP ONLY 😛

IM HEDGED UP, EDGED UP AND FINNA BUST!!! GET THIS FOMC MEEETING STARTED ALREADY IM READY TO BLOW!

HAHA NEW PARADIGM. OIL UP 5% AND SPY UP AS WELL 😮

HOLY SHIT FIGMA IS UP 30 CENTS THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE, EVER GAME CHANGER REGIME SHIFT NEW PARADIGM

RISE UP

WTF INTEL UP 4%

Factual counter points: Stonks. Always. Go. UP.

Crude oil up. Crude oil=gasline. Gasoline is flammable. Flammable=fire. Fire goes what direction ? UP. Therefore up=green. Calls it is. -Rooty

OIL GOES UP, STOCKS GO UP, GET IT YET REGARD?

Repeat after me, UP Oil UP, Stocks UP, dildo UP your ass, UP

What dont you fucking get yet?  Repeat after me, UP.  UP, UP, UP  OIL, UP STOCKS, UP INFLATION, UP YOUR GAYNESS, UP  THINGS GO UP  LIKE THINGS GO UP YOUR ASS?  UP

>Trump does not want to resume bombing Iran or walk away from the conflict, will continue an **indefinite** blockade *TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY* ✅️ Public Debt $38.5T **CRITICAL** ✅️ Debt-to-GDP Ratio 122.6% **CRITICAL** ✅️ Interest / Revenue 33.0% **DEBT TRAP**

PUMP IT UP!

UP ONLY!!!

PUMP IT FKN UP!!

STEP UP RIGHT AHEAD TO THE GUILLOTINE BROKIE BEARS. YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET YOUR STUPID BRAINLESS HEAD CHOPPED OFF. THIS WEEK WE GO FOR SPY 720 AND ALL YOU BEARS LOSE WHATEVER IS LEFT IN YOUR PATHETIC BROCKERAGE ACCOUNTS

SHOULD I SELL INTEL IT IS UP 1% AH

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If POET keeps going up, I’ll buy everyone a steak dinner!! And then RAM IT UP YOUR ASS! Short it!

SPY beat 🌽 by 40% in 4 years. CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP 🤣

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HOOD CRAZY RIPPING UP! 10% up afterhours, thank god I got calls

MANIPULATORSSSS, MOUNT UP!!!

>TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY ❗️Public Debt $38.5T **CRITICAL** ❗️Debt-to-GDP Ratio 122.6% **CRITICAL** ‼️Interest / Revenue 33.0% **DEBT TRAP**

I HEARD THE VEGA GAMMA DELTA RAY IS HOLDING SPY UP AT 710

LMAOOOOOOOO... WE ARE GOING TO V RIGHT BACK UP YOU BROKE ASS BITCH

AAPL BETTER GET THE FUCK UP TO $275 WHAT WAS THAT SHIT!?

#AI IS THE FUTURE. IT JUST NEEDS 2 TRILLION TO SCALE UP AND IT'LL BE NORE THAN A MIME ITLL BE SMART

🚨BREAKING: WHEN A BABY IS BORN, THE ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURE INCREASES DUE TO THE BABY TAKING PHYSICAL SPACE THAT WAS OTHERWISE FILLED WITH AIR. LESSON: FUCK TOO MUCH AND YOU’LL END UP IN A PRESSURE COOKER - DJT

BROKE ASS BITCHES END UP AS BEARS. AND LOSE ALL THEIR MONEY.

STAIRS UP ELEVATOR DOWN LADS

only day i buy puts WE UP

Premarket feels dark, desolate, and red… guess that means we’re going to have the greenest green day there’s ever been. STOCKS ONLY GO UP!

*Pointing at SPY* Regardio leviossa! Up! UP!

#OIL UP 3%, GOLD DOWN 1.5% AND SPY FLAT. tell it it isnt a scam

BESSENT WAKE UP!!!!!

SO I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND JUST STARTED BUYING LMAO 🤌

GOOGLE UP, AMZN UP, META DOWN, MSFT DOWN. GCP and AWS stealing the show while Open AI openly shits on MSFT Azure in internal memos. EU also ditching MSFT legacy solutions/office For META, they are now dealing with tiktok/YouTube reels, possible reddit short form content, and their capex is far less justified than GOOGL/AMZN

OOH BABY I’M MORE HORNED UP THAN A MUMBAI TRAFFIC JAM 😩 

AAPL GET THE FUCK UP

NVDA UP BIGLY SPY BARELY MOVED MARKET RIGGED

STONKS ONLY GO UP

DAMNIT AAPL MOVE THE FUCK UP

👏 SPY 👏 ONLY 👏 GOES 👏 UP 👏

Ive been saying the same shit for the past month and a half. HOW THE FUCK IS THIS GOING UP