UP

MSFT GO UP MY FAMILY NEEDS TO EAT

PUMP IT  UP

BACK DOWN TO 714  YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP  ID MAKE MORE MONEY BETTING ON JESUS CHRIST BEING RESURRECTED ON POLYMARKET 

OH DAMN SON LOOK AT THAT BOUNCE AT 714.05 BACK UP TO 714.1 

WE GOING UP BOIZ

FUCKING DO SOMETHING I DONT EVEN CARE IF IT GOES UP OR DOWN JUST MOVE ALREADY IM SO FUCKING BORED

WE’RE GOING UP UP UP THIS IS OUR MOMENT

Indi UP FUCKING 13%%%%

yes PLTR, you evil company, let's RISE UP.

ELEVATOR UP!

MSFT regards STAND UP AND BEEN SEEN

OH SHIT PULL UP PULL UP!!!

INTEL RED PREMARKET FROM BEING UP 4% LMFAO

THIS IS BEYOND FUCKED UP WHY DO WE KEEP PUMPING 

DXY DOWN OIL UP THIS IS THE WAY I LIKE TO FUCK

#FUTES HULKING UP BULL GANG

whiny whiny oh ho ho too optimistic in here tonight bul r fuk SHUT THE FUCK UP AND BUY

INTEL UP 4% LMAO BEARS

LINE GO UP MONEY GO BRRRRR

TSM 7% GAP UP LOL BEARS FUCKED

FAOSJFALSDDJFLASJDFLAJSDLDFJ LAJLFASDJ LMAOOO JUST ANTICIPATING ALL THE BEAR TEARS ON MONDAY AFTER WE UP 2%

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"US FARM BANKRUPTCIES UP 46% YoY — 70% IN THE MIDWEST" - AI must have tired shoulders from carrying this economy on its back

OPEN UP THE FUCKIN CHINESE EVS TARIFFS YOU CRAZY BASTARDS

Im considering taking loans and going all in on Leaps. I think this year’s dump is done. We only UP slowly from here till Oct.

its the weekend yet my eyes are glued to the line with the market status closed while yelling GO UP GO UP! how cooked am I 🐮 !?!?

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“I wouldn’t recommend calls ..: The gamma wall at … “ **SHUT THE FYCK UP**

LMAOOOO BROKE ASS BEAR. ON SUNDAY WE GAP UP YOU STOOPID BTCH

“How can you lose 20% of your money that fast?” SHUT UP MOM 😡

>Hmmm….maybe I need to test 713 again? NO YOU DONT SPY I NEED 715 in an hour HURRY UP

WOW IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP TOO BAD I"M SO FUCKING STUPID I KEEP BUYING PUTS LOL (seriously i want to die)

*GOOGLE TO INVEST UP TO $30B MORE IN ANTHROPIC IF TARGETS HIT *GOOGLE INITIALLY COMMITS TO INVEST $10B IN CASH IN ANTHROPIC *GOOGLE TO PROVIDE AT LEAST 5 GW OF COMPUTING TO ANTHROPIC *GOOGLE PLANS TO INVEST UP TO $40 BILLION IN ANTHROPIC

OMG IVE BEEN TRYING TO SHORT THE WHOLE MORNING. and it keeps GOING UP. I'M LONGING NOW

BREAKING: Kush and Whit's airplane expected to have a tailwind of 20+knots over forecasted, estimates are they will land 6 minutes head of schedule for concepts of negotiations. SPY: UP 2% LFG to ATH baby!!

AMD IS UP 70% THIS MONTH! ALL PRAISE BE TO JPOW

NVDA GO IT’S DICK UP OVER 200 AND IT’S STAYING THERE FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE OCTOBER LFGGGG

JENSEN DIDNT WAKE UP A LOSER TODAY

JENSEN DIDNT WAKE UP A LOSER TODAY

WTI STILL $95/b BRENT STILL $105/b STONKS STILL GO UP MAKES SENSE

VM, how are we going to get to max pain on SPY if we’re range bound. I NEED TO TAKE THIS UP WITH THE MANAGER

Lame ass cocksuckers just chudding it up again. "NO!!!!! NOOO!!!!! THE MARKET CANT MOVE AFTER WE TELEPORTED IT UP 100 DOLLARS ON FABRICATED CONCEPTIONS OF IDEAS OF FRAMEWORKS OF A POTENTIAL CEASEFIRE WHILE OIL STAYS OVER $100 PER BARREL FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY!!!" Laughable.

ISRAEL AND LEBANON AGREE TO EXTEND CEASEFIRE DOES MARKET GO UP NOW ?

JESUS 👏 🙌 ✝️ PLZ 4GIV 💅 🫣 AM REREERE🤔🥴TARDID 😮‍💨👹🫶 U NO ME 2 WELL BB 🙏👄👶👨‍🦼‍➡️ BUTTHOLE SURFING 🍑 🕳️🏄‍♂️ DOWN IN CABO 🦍🤙 HIT UP SKYLAR 4NUGS 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣

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NANA, ARE YOU SMILING UP THERE IN HEAVEN

[https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2047474104312451365](https://x.com/FirstSquawk/status/2047474104312451365) >NASDAQ FUTURES EXTEND GAINS, UP 0.7%; S&P 500 FUTURES UP 0.23%. gemini: [https://i.ibb.co/k2v3gC13/image.png](https://i.ibb.co/k2v3gC13/image.png)

i hope you bought SPY CALLS. bc this shit is going UP and NOT down lmao

$AMZN will run BIG because of it'stranium + Graviton chip business ( bigger then AMD) Same with $GOOGL soon. $INTC is laying the ground - everything memory and chip infra related will RIP UP