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NANA WOULD BE PROUD IF NANA’S GRANDSON HAD HELD. INTC : UP 20% AFTER MARKET.

QQQ IS UP +17% IN THE LAST 17 TRADING DAYS, WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG RIGHT NOW I WONDER LMFAOOOOOO

Bears were hoping Black Friday but just got PUMPED THE FUCK UP already lmao

NVDA ANT EVEN GO UP 6% in a year and amd does it in 5 minutes LMAO 🤌

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Tesla and Terafab mentioned UP

Hardware go UP. Software go DOWN. Just like a penis.

INTEL UP 15% HOLY SHIT

#WHERES MY 20% GAP UP BRO. YOU CALLED IT

WHO SAYS ABOUT LOSING MONEY LOL. UP 15% . GET REKT

INTEL CALLS TXN UP 20%

THIS CHAT IS GOING TOO FAST, HOLY FUCK CALM DOWN EVERYONE, SHUT UP FOR JUST 1 MINUTE PLEASE

#I HAVE BOTH PUTS AND CALLS CAN'T GO TITS UP

LOAD UP REGN LOAD UP REGN LOAD U REGN

ADOBE YOU PIECE OF SHIT GO BACK UP

msft down, tsla down, meta down, oil UP, SPY UP...... clown shit.

THE SPY ONLY GOES UP

CAR HALTED ON THE WAY UP

BUT YOUR HONOR; STOCKS ONLY GO UP! THIS ISNT FAIR, YOU CANT TAKE AWAY MY CHILDREN! WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY WERE THE COLLATERAL FOR MY MARGIN?!?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I BLEW UP MY PORTFOLIO?!?!

$AVIS 320$ RN WATCH IT SQUEEZE UP TO 700+ AGAIN

OIL UP SPY UP Lmao

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**STONKS ONLY GO UP !!! STOP WITH THE WHINING BERS!!!**

IV UP ✅ SPY Trending Down ✅ Microsoft Dumping ✅ Crude Trending Up ✅ TACO announcing new offensive measures in the strait ✅ Can only mean one thing, we're heading towards a Friday catalyst event that the market can't react to before a favoured TACO Tuesday. yay, again....

UP UP UP AND AWAY!!!

QQQ KEEP GOING UP AND SAVE MY CALLS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

PUMP IT UP! PUMP IT UP! PUMP MY ASS FULL!

UP UP UP (please)

We had a good thing going you stupid son of a bitch, and it all ran like clockwork. But you just couldn’t handle not being the boss. THE MAN. YOU. AND YOUR PRIDE AND YOUR EGO. YOU JUST HAD TO BLOW IT ALL UP. ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS GIVE A GOOD EARNINGS CALL AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH WE’D BE GREEN RIGHT NOW. FUCK YOU ELON.

Oil mooning. You know what that means right? CALLS CUS STONKS ONLY GO UP!!!

STONKS. ONLY. GO. UP. Who cares about imaginary black gooey stuff? Not like anything runs on that shit lol

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LETS GO AMD, PUMP ME UP BABY.

BREAKING: THE SENATE IS MOVING LEGISLATION TO ALLOW SNAP RECIPIENTS TO PURCHASE HOT ROTISSERIE CHICKENS WHERE PREVIOUSLY THEY COULD ONLY PURCHASE CHICKENS THAT HAD BEEN ALLOWED TO COOL. THIS WILL BE A MAJOR VICTORY FOR CHICKEN LOVERS EVERYWHERE. PG IS UP $0.17 ON THE NEWS BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT DAWN IS THE ONLY THING TO GET THAT SHIT OFF YOUR FINGERS AFTER YOU'VE TORN APART A CHICKEN LIKE A SAVAGE.

ISRAEL AND THE US ARE LIGHTING UP THE SKIES IN TEHRAN. MARKETS PUSH HIGHER IN HOPES OF AN UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER BY IRAN.

LES BE HONEST FUTES WOULD HAVE RECOVERED EITHER WAY STONKS ONLY GO UP

EVERYTHING GOES UP, EVEN YOUR LITTLE WEINER 

FUCK I BOUGHT 7011 INSTEAD OF 9984 LAST WEEK I COULD'VE BEEN UP 2500% FUCKFUCKFUCK

BURRY JUST LOADED UP ON GAMESTOCK "I added to (GAMESTOP) today at $25.56. The position has been shrinking, more than I like, as a percentage of my portfolio due to cash inflows. I have been waiting for lower prices, and decided to pay up today before it moves more. This is a fair price, though with the market moving up, Ryan may continue to be patient on the acquisition front."

BREAKING: 28 US MARINES PULLING UP IN BLACK FORD RAPTOR TRUCKS, HELICOPTERS LANDING. IRAN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE? UNDER LOCKDOWN?

SPY UP 1.5% ON THE NEWS (Bobble beeble booble noises as from moving finger up and down over lips quickly)

SPY DOWN and QQQ UP?

TRADED MY ASS OFF TODAY TO MAKE UP MY 5K DEFICIT IM NOW 0% LETS GOOOOOO

UP 60%

TESLA KEEP GOING UP YOU CRAZY BASTARD

US COULD OWN UP TO 90% OF SPIRIT AS PART OF $500 MILLION RESCUE Watch out United the Trump level of rewards is coming.

BREAKING: PENTAGON SAYS UP TO 6 MONTHS TO CLEAR MINES IN HORMUZ STRAIT

Friendly reminder: 68% men hold their breath for 7+ minutes 86% men bench 275 lbs 95% men run sub 3 minute mile 128% men squat 375 lbs You're doing much worse than you thought. Time to WAKE UP!!!

EVERYTIME IT GOES UNDER 709 IT SHOOTS UP

KEEP GOING UP MSFT YOU CRAZY BASTARD!!!!!!! 😛🎲🎰