UP

WHY THE FUCK IS MASTERCARD NOT UP?

B..b..b…bu…but the blockade, bu the war, bu oil…. SHUT UP NERD. STOCKS. GO. UP. SWIRLY TIME 🫵😎👉🚽💦💦💦💦

SPY MAKE UP YOUR MIND

$NBIS GREAT WORK SO FAR KEEP IT UP

Pump TESLA UP.

COME ONNNNNNNNN PUMP IT UP

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# LET ME GUESS AXIOS SAYS TALKS GOING WELL (THERE ARE NO TALKS) CEASEFIRE EXTENDED (THERES NO CEASEFIRE) SPX VERTICAL UP LOL

$HOOD YOU FUCKING BITCH GO UP FOLLOW FUCKING BITCOIN GO FUCKING UP

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CAR pumped 17% today and puts went UP in value for June lmao

OPEN THE CASINO BACK UP YOU CRAZY BASTARDS! I need to change my positions

BEARS LIKE: NUMBER 5 ORDER COMING RIGHT UP BULLS LIKE: 20% DOWNPAYMENT ON A $1,200,000 STUDIO CONDO IN WEST VILLAGE

LOL, I saids 705 close, 710 open.. UP 3K on CALLs. Thanks TACO

i'M sUrPriSeD tHe MaRkEtS aRe UP

STRAIT UP FACTS

OIL MAKE UP YOUR MIND HOLY SHIT

WE'VE BOTTOMED YAY ONLY UP FROM HERE RIGHT

LOCK UP THE BERS

I swear to God if we could just permanently shut all these fucking politicians up SPY would be a million. JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

##DUDE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?! CUT THE FUCKING SHIT NOW AND SHIT UP WHOEVER THE FUCK IS TALKING

Dear SPY, GET UP YOU SON OF BITCH ….i know you have no reason to , BUT DAMN IT NEITHER DID I THIS MORNING SO GET THE FUCK UP!!😭

NETFLIX JUST GO UP

Bears got immediately V'D THE FUCK UP their ass and still praying their dumbass 0dte 702p prints lmao Lmaooo

THEY WILL BLOW UP THE WORLD. YOU WANNA SEE A BAD STOCK MARKET? THEY'LL BLOW UP THE WORLD.

TESLA UP 1$ ON OPENONG LETS GOOOOO!!!!

Repeat after me: SPY 👏 ONLY 👏 GOES 👏 UP

ASTS PRICE NEED TO GO TO THE MOON WHEN I WAKE UP

UP 2.22% AH

ASTS UP 2% OVERNIGHT 🚀 just started recovering too

BREAKING: 28 US MARINES PULLING UP IN BLACK FORD RAPTOR TRUCKS, HELICOPTERS LANDING. IRAN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE? UNDER LOCKDOWN?

EVERYONE SHUT UP the flyers and penguins just started

CAR is on a generational run with 88% of the float short. RUN IT UP

IT ONLY GOES UP

UP 2k what a great day.

$HOOD YOU PILE OF FUCKING GARBAGE FOLLOW FUCKING BITCOIN GO FUCKING UP

SMALL CAPS ARE GREEN AF WHEN THEY SHOULD BE THE MOST FUKT CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP LMAO

“Pullbacks are healthy!!” “Well what if we only pullback for 30s and .5%?” “Yeah that’s healthy enough. UP ANOTHER 10% bois!!”

THE WORD "DEAL" DETECTED PUMP IT UP BOYS

MOM COME PICK ME UP

ONLY UP. BUY BUY BUY

PACK IT UP BOYS THETA DAY

HIMS IS SQUOZING DESPITE 40% SHORT INTEREST RUN THIS SHIT UP… THE ROAD TO 50 BEGINS

THIS IS IT. TIME TO LOAD UP ON PUTS/CALLS BECAUSE IT IS GOING TO DIP/RIP.

Bulls: UP! Bers: DOWN! SPY: Theta

Bear trap. ONLY UP

Am I missing something?.. No way this market goes UP and doesnt end REEEED...!..!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

THE FACT THAT I LOOKED UP “YES” AS A TICKER SHOWS HOW DESPERATE I AM

NIKKEI IS UP 1% LOL WE GONNA BE GREEN BY OPEN