UP

BREAKING: 28 US MARINES PULLING UP IN BLACK FORD RAPTOR TRUCKS, HELICOPTERS LANDING. IRAN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE? UNDER LOCKDOWN?

>TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT >Trump: 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! President DJT' ✅️

War off: SPY +8% War On: SPY -0.03% War off: SPY +3% War on: SPY -0.2% SPY +2% EOW. STOCKS. ONLY. GO. UP.

#ALGOS AT OPEN GONNA BE LIKE 'OH ANYWAYS UP GO WE GO'

I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT HURRY UP I'VE BEEN HOLDING IT.

WHY IS EVERYONE SCARED??? THIS IS THE CANTILLON EFFECT THE FED PRINTS MONEY 🖨️💸, BANKS GET IT FIRST AND BUY ASSETS 🚀📈, SO PRICES GO UP. THEN BIG COMPANIES GET CHEAP LOANS AND KEEP GROWING. RICH PEOPLE GET RICHER 💎, WHILE REGULAR PEOPLE JUST PAY MORE FOR EVERYTHING AND GET LEFT BEHIND 🤡💀 BRRRR 🖨️💸

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>TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT ✅️

>TRUMP: FRANKLY, GAS PRICE HASN'T GONE UP AS MUCH AS I THOUGHT ✅️ When **debt** exceeds 100% of GDP, governments often encourage **high inflation** and keep interest rates below it to reduce real debt burdens. This transfers wealth from savers to debtors—known as **financial repression**—and acts as a **stealth default**. >Treasury Dept. thinks it's likely prices will remain above $100/barrel for some time, but the admin sees that number as “a baseline,” and isn’t ruling out the possibility of prices rising as high as $200/barrel. Scotty B is going to need 200+

# STOCKS. ONLY. GO. UP. Only fools believe otherwise.

BREAKING NEWS IN IRAN: 28 US MARINES PULLING UP IN BLACK FORD RAPTOR TRUCKS, HELICOPTERS LANDING. IRAN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE? UNDER LOCKDOWN?

MARKET UP 18% since Jan 2025 (avg return of 7%) ~~WE~~ I'M OFFICIALLY RETARDED

CLAUDE SCANNED GITHUB FOR 24 HOURS AND CAME BACK WITH A POLYMARKET BOT WALLET UP $143,379. He reverse engineered it overnight, threw $90 at the strategy, and woke up to instant proof it was real.

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WHY THE FUCK ARE WE DUMPING AGAIN GO UP YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT

PULL UP. PULL UP. TERRAIN. TERRAIN. PULL UP. PULL UP. 

IF you are thinking to buy puts, which I am, you should LOAD UP ON CALLS! Thank you for your attention to this matter.

WERE GOIN UP UP UP ITS OUR MOMENT

WAKE UP WEST COAST RETAILERS. ITS TIME TO BUY. 

*STOCKS GAP UP 3% TO NEW ALL TIME HIGHS AFTER TRUMP TELLS AXIOS SPAIN MIGHT GET A NUKED "VERY TACTICALLY, VERY PRECISE" BECAUSE OF NOT HELPING WITH HORMUZ

CNBC LAUNCHES AFTER MARKET MARKETS IN TURMOIL SPECIAL AFTER S&P 500 ONLY UP BY 1.3%

$CAR GOT NO WHERE TO GO BUT UP … HEDGIES ARE COOKED

>TRUMP: NOW THAT THE HORMUZ STRAIT SITUATION IS OVER, I RECEIVED A CALL FROM NATO ASKING IF WE WOULD NEED SOME HELP. I TOLD THEM TO STAY AWAY, UNLESS THEY JUST WANT TO LOAD UP THEIR SHIPS WITH OIL. THEY WERE USELESS WHEN NEEDED, A PAPER TIGER! PRESIDENT DJT He has to sell it hard to get his fed chair confirmed next week.

HOW THE FUCK DOES IT KEEP GOING UP. FUCKKKK

ENSIF UK ASICS CHIP MAKER UP 39% ON THE DAY. SO MUCH POTENTIAL. ONLY 1 DOLLAR A SHARE

BERS LUBE UP!!!!!!!!

Who are the assholes who keep saying "rug pull" .. fuck you you can suck my fat dick. MELT UP

REV UP THOSE FRYERS. WE LOADING.

STOCK ONLY GO UP!

Bears: “BIG ASS BEATDOWN COMING UP” gets bitch slapped into oblivion lmao

SPY UP USD DOWN

RIP UP META, YOU IS ME ONLY HOOE

UP IN A STRAIGHT FUCKING LINE 

Iran saying all passage is free during ceasefire. Shit is going UP UP UP

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Nvidia is the most crucial company for ai which is the most crucial tech humankind developed, it's run by easily the most gangsta ceo of the last 30 years and it trades at a FUCKING DISCOUNT to basically EVERYTHING in SP500 (minus memory names) on a fy28 basis. STRAIGHT UP REGARDED.

>TRUMP: OIL PRICES ARE ROUGHLY HALF OF WHAT WAS ANTICIPATED >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >BESSENT ON FED: WOULD BE READY TO CUT RATES, HAVE OPEN MIND TO MORE CUTS SINCE WAITED LONGER >TRUMP ON FED'S POWELL: IF HE DOESN'T LEAVE, I HAVE TO FIRE HIM > 'WORLD’S MOST POWERFUL RESET!!! President DJT' Oil price too low. Rates too high.

It’s so that they CAN STICK A FOOT RIGGT UP YO ASS BELIEEEEEEE DAT 🧐😭

*cancels basic ass Netflix subscription that my card declines for every month they try to take it lmao” TF U MEAN U DIDNT REPORT UR AD REV AND HYPE UP WWE EVENT THIS WEEKEND. U know u playin

SHUT THE FUCK UP U CUNT - Tom Hardy

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>TRUMP: OIL PRICES ARE ROUGHLY HALF OF WHAT WAS ANTICIPATED Oil price too low >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY

#STOP GOING UP NFLX

AT LEAST A FEW OF THOSE TANKERS ARE TRANSPORTING COCAINE. ALL THE NAVY HAS TO DO IS SEE WHICH ONES ARE LIT UP LIKE A DISCO AT NIGHT TO FIND THEM. LOL

i wanna see spy flying now, 1 dollar candles every minute UP

God this SPY action is so fucking choppy andbgay as hell. GO BACK UP you bastard

Gullibols: HAHA THEY KEEP NONSENSICALLY RIGGING IT AND MARKET WILL NEVER GO DOWN AGAIN. SURE WE GOT SPY 700 BUT WHAT ABOUT 710?????? $75 STRAIGHT UP NO PULL BACK WITH ZERO POSITIVE DEVELOPMENTS IS NOT ENOUGH!!!!! EVERYONE IS STUPID EXCEPT ME

ELEVATOR UP , STAIRS DOWN.

PULL UP. PULL UP.  TERRAIN. TERRAIN.  PULL UP. PULL UP. 

UP AND TO THE RIGHT IS THE ONLY DIRECTION THIS MARKET SEEMS TO GO