UP

NEW PARADIGM. DUMPS NOT ALLOWED. UP ONLY.

BER be like #STOP GOING UP

HOOOD UP!

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As bearish as I have been this last 2 months, the US government is not going to get squeezed, they will pull out all the tricks to make sure LINE GO UP AND GREEN so the markets don't appear to oppose the war. That's it, the rest is noise, and they will use all available liquidity (taxpayer $) to do it

My fav part of this sub is when you complain about a stock going down and some retard will chime in with “BUT IT’S UP 5.67% IN THE LAST 84 YEARS WDYM 👆🏽”. Fucking nerd

I GIVE UP BULLS WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

it’s time to PUMP IT UP!!!

​ https://preview.redd.it/m05ph28uf6vg1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c023dd87a2003e63506bdf720840f51aea6a9b4e NOOOO THIS MOVE UP ISNT HEALTHY THERE’S TOO MUCH GEOPOLITICAL RISK

You can see Algorithm activity every 10 minutes, with each increment the sell off it is trying to do is doing less and less damage meaning it wants TO DRILL UP

PAVE PARADISE PUT UP A PARKING LOT

Retarded bears have gone back to SHUTTING THE FUCK UP lmao AGAIN lmfao

GDP: Down Oil: Up Inflation: Up War: ON Strait: Closed SPY: UP UP UP

Now it's getting interesting. Vix is going UP with the market. This trips up a lot of bears into buying puts when this happens, but really this is just a confirmation of a continued pump.

TRUMP SAYS HE COULD KILL MR. STOCK MARKET ON FIFTH AVENUE AND STOCKS WOULD STILL GAP UP TO NEW ALL TIME HIGHS

Remember when AMZN sold to 200 last earnings? So #WHO IS BUYING UP HERE

this reminds me of 2020 and 2021 runs... UP UP everyday STONK ONLY GO UP!!

UP FKIN ONLY BUY ALL DIPS

this earnings season for software stocks / SAAS stocks will be the easiest money to ever be made. all SAAS stocks were sent to the depths of hell over doom and gloom agentic AI threats. completely overdone and oversold. any earnings they report will moonshot them because all fears have been baked in, overdone and all guidance has been revised downward to absolute dogshit. basically if they show up to the earnings call their stock will moon. WORD UP!

SNDK WOKE UP

YOU revise UP expenses....TO MAKE MOAR MONEH. Den the little shrimp like me make a bit of yur imaginary moneh. SHARE, DONT BE GREEDY!

all i see is CALLS CALLS CALLS LINE ONLY GO UP

*STOCKS GAP UP 3% TO NEW ALL TIME HIGHS ON REPORT OF TRUMP WEIGHING WITH GENERALS NUKING ALL IRAN OIL FACILITIES

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS MARKET GAPPING UP AGAIN

#BEARHUNTER TYPA PERSON TO SHORT OIL WHILE OILED UP. LMAO🤌

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PLEASE KEEP GOING UP ETH

# NOTHING MATTERS. ONLY GO UP.

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE DIP. OIL IS UP THEN DOWN THEN FUCKING SIDEWAYS THEN DOWN. NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE IT’S ALL FAKE.

MARKET NOT UP NEARLY ENOUGH

NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HOW MUCH OIL COSTS, OR PHYSICAL SHOCKS, ETC. THE MARKETS ARE DETACHED FROM REALITY, AND LINE GO UP IS ALL THAT MATTERS

Every little micro penis dip = BOUGHT UP FAST lmfao

Bers, write this on a chalk board Bart Simpson style until you get it: # STOCKS. ONLY. GO. UP.

DOORDASH UP 26% MIDDAY

AT THIS RATE JUST FUCKING NUKE EVERYTHING. IT DOESNT MATTER THIS STUPID FUCKING MARKET ONLY GOES UP FUCKKKKKK EVERYTHING FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKING TIMELINE!!!!!!!

STRAIGHT LINE UP SPY $700

PUMP PUMP PUMP IT UP

Market can’t hear you SPEAK UP

let’s get volatile babbbyyyyy SHREK IT UP

Oil up , VIX up, indexes believe it or not, UP

Up MSFT, fucking UP

WHY ARE WE UP LOL

even MSFT is back? UP only

ITS GOING UP AGAIN

AHAHAH BULLS THOUGHT IT WOULD GO UP

WE LITERALLY ONLY GO UP????????? WHAT THE FCK???????