UP

PUMP PUMP PUMP IT UP

VIX? UP? MASSIVE?

Check out $SOUN thing ggunna BLOW UP, edit: it's up 7.5% pre-market already.

BOLS, I LIKE YOU DON'T SHOW UP TO THE MARKET TOMORROW

I know there's a lot going on with JPOW and Greenland, but I need to insist that Reddit's mobile browser UI is shit.  Stated again, THE SECOND I SCROLL UP, YOU SHIT LICKING, SECOND-RATE DESIGNERS, SHOW ME THE FUCKING! MENU.  FUCKING HITLER, WHO WAS REJECTED FROM ART SCHOOL, WOULD KNOW THIS. YOU CROOKED EYE, BACKWARD,  MOUTH BREATHING FUCKTARDS!  puts on reddit.

LOADING UP tomorrow morning on fractional shares

Fr assemble autistobots! FUCK THEM UP!

MADAFUK! Papa POWELL is under fire again! RISE UP REDDIT, WE NEEEDA PROTECT OUR MAN! That fucker comes shows up with his purple tie, markets go GREEEN.

WATCHU BEEN UP TO JPOW?!?

#I JUST WANT MY FAKE INTERNET MONEY TO GO UP FASTER THAN GOLD AND SILVER

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BLOW EVERYTHING UP 🇺🇸

Ahhh. You're looking at the chart upside down, Clark. IM SHUTTING UP. I READ YOUR COMMENT WRONG! fuck bears.

YOU GOTS TO PAMP IT UP!! 🎶 

ITS HERE! The NEXT. LEG. UP!!’

# QQQ WITH THE $10 TURN AROUND # CALLS UP 200% # JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE WEEK FOR A ROCK HARD BULL

#STRAIGHT UP NO PULL BACK

MM office: GUYS WE GOTTA KEEP IT PINNED HERE KEEP IT UP FUCK THOSE STRIKES

UP +10% today, down -95% overall

PAMP PAMP PAMP IT UP

**SILVA GONNA OPEN UP NEXT MONDAY AT 95$ LOL**

Note all the theta accounts and bots that spammed “hurr it’s gonna dump, dump “ are NOWHERE TO BE FOUND. WAKE UP YOU SHEEP

# MASSIVE SPY 690 SUPPORT HAS NOW MOVED UP TO 692 # TRADE ACCORDINGLY # NEW ALL TIME HIGHS INCOMING

nice.......i also have a few handfuls of shares in my ROTH that I bought last year. I hate averaging UP, but this looks to be a great stock to hold long-term!

GOLD UP, SILVER UP, OKLO UP, UUUU UP, ASTS UP, NBIS UP, UP UP *UUUUUPPPPP*

UP ONLY WHOLE YEAR BESSENT AND ORANGE MAN ARE COOKING

# HERE COMES YET ANOTHER NEW ALL TIME HIGH FOR SPY # LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON ABSOLUTELY DIRT CHEAP CALLS BEFORE 700 NEXT WEEK # 695 TODAY!!!

SOY CALLS UP 120%, BERS LMAO 🤌

# V GANG RISE UP # GENERATIONAL DIP BOUGHT # GENERATIONAL GAINS SECURED

# TRUMP ANNOUNCES ORDER FOR STOCKS TO ONLY BE ALLOWED TO GO UP

$OPEN BULLS WAKE UP, ITS TIME FOR $10

Stocks go UP

ONDS UP 10% AH

# WILL AAPL EVER GO UP AGAIN THIS YEAR? I WANT OUT

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HOLY SHIT NAIL UP 18%!!!

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# BRW.V UP

RH UP 4% NKE UP 3.23% COST UP 3.71% HD UP 2.98% M UP 5.52% Wanna know what all these stocks have in common? Big impact from tariffs. Wanna know what happens tomorrow? Possible decision on tariffs. Possible front running of them being struck down.

PRAYERS UP for the green dildo tomorrow people

BREAKING NEWS: SUPREME COURT JUST SPEAKS UP ABOUT TARIFF RULING

PUMP PUMP PUMP IT UP

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PUMP PUMP PUMP IT UP

IWM ATH UP ONLY

FUCK YOU UP THE ASS DRY, NVDA.

PUMP UP THE JAM, PUMP IT UP

GOOD MORNING GOOGL GANG I LOVE WAKING UP TO GREEN DILDOS

WAIT. SANDISK IS UP 882% THIS YEAR. Why did I miss that hahahahah