UP

HISTORIC FUTES GAP UP OMG

PSA for all the Future watching bulls #I NEED YALL RETARDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND NOT JINX THIS FOR ME #YOU HEAR ME SYBAUP

OK CHAT ITS UP TO US TO PUMP PALANTIR COREWEAVE TESLA NVDA BITCOIN AND ETHER

We need to get RKLB GO UP

Bulls since April 15th: HAHAHAH STUPID BER MARKET ALWAYS GO UP GET FUCKED BER Ber since a week and change: HAHAHAHA STUPID BOL GET CASTRATED PUTS GO BRRRRR Tale as old as time

#BULLS, IM PROUD OF YOU FOR SHOWING UP.

We were wrong IT CAN GO TITS UP fuk

CONGRATS TO EVERYONE THAT CAUGHT THE UP AND DOWN. WE'RE SOOO UP✌🏽‼️. bol and ber n same dey😛

WHO HAD 220 NVDA CALLS FESS UP RN😂🫵

LMFAOO I WAS DOWN ON MY PUTS THIS MORNING BUT NOW IM UP 😎😎😎

Bols: OH MY GOD WE’RE SO BACK THE ECONOMY IS SAVED THANKS NVDA Everyone else: be careful, this looks like a setup for a sell off and the economy is in shambles Bols: SHUT THE FUCK UP GAY BER —— Bols slaughtered: MARKET IS MANIPULATED!!!

#MOST OF YOU SWITCHED UP ON BEING A BULL, SWITCHING UP ON YOUR DAY 1s?

#WTF I BOUGHT $1200 OF PUTS AS A MEME AND THEY UP 520% LMAOOOOOO

PULL UP, PULL UP

NFLX you bitch!!! Read the room!!!! Go UP!

_SPY +2%_ **Bull:** WHY IS IT NOT GOING UP MORE

$NVDA RAMPED THE MARKET UP MORE THAN IT RAMPED ITSELF WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

GO UP

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Equities to BTC whale: SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

BULL GANG RISE UP, FUK A BER

Walmart Q3'26 Earnings Highlights 🔹 Revenue: $179.5B (Est. $177.45B) 🟢; UP +5.8% YoY 🔹 Adj EPS: $0.62 (Est. $0.60) 🟢; UP +6.9% YoY 🔹 U.S. Comp Sales: +4.5% (Est. +3.8%) 🟢 FY'26 Guide: 🔹 Adj EPS: $2.58–$2.63 (Est. $2.61) 🟡 🔹 Net Sales Growth (cc): +4.8%–5.1% (Prior +3.75%–4.75%) 🟢 🔹 Adj Operating Income (cc): +4.8%–5.5% 🔹 Capex: ~3.5% of net sales

MARKET GRADUALLY AND EVENTUALLY WILL GO UP BUY THE FUCKING DIP, RETARDS THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

EVERYONE ELSE IS UP AT LEAST 1% BUT OHHH NO MICROCUNT PIECE OF SHIT IS DOWN BECAUSE FUCK ME THATS WHY

CANT WAIT TO INSTALL NVDA CHIPS UP MY ASS

GOLD FUCK YEAH, SPY WILL BE UP 3% TOMORROW BUT GOLD WILL BE 4!!!!

ARE THE FUTURES FAKE WHEN THEY ARE UP ALMOST 1%?

SPY UP right at $4 AH QQQ more than $6.50

GO UP META YOU POS

For the first time in ages, I got the following Robinhood notification: $BULL UP 😭 About damn time

STOP BECOMING BEARISH NVDA YOU WILL JUST END UP LOSING

BERS R FAK DON'T SHOW UP TOMORROW LMAO

PRAISE JENSEN ALL HAIL JENSEN EVERY STOCK GOING UP.

PACK IT UP BERS 🗣️🗣️

NVDIA RIPS UP TO PRICE UNSEEN SINCE MONDAY!

GRAPH LOOKS THE SAME AS QQQ GRAPH THIS MORNING. BIG DILDO UP BIG DILDO DOWN

SOFTBANK TO THIEL, BACK TO SOFTBANK, UP FOR THE LAYUP, OHHHHH BLOCKED BY JENSEN!!!!!!!

PLAY MARIAH CAREY! BRING ON THE “SALES” THE HOLIDAY SEASON IS ON AND SPY IS HEADING UP.

SHUT UP UR SCARING ME

PROFITS ARE UP 120%

JENSEN PLS GAPPED US UP, TMRW

IT WANTS TO GO UP

BULL IT UP

WILL LINE GO UP?!

PUMP IT UP YOU GOTTA PUMP IT UP DONT YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP

WSB LIFE CYCLE: COCKY BULL ===> BLOW UP PORT ===> GAY BER WENDY'S DUMPSTER

ALTITUDE! ALTITUDE! PULL UP!

LOADED UP ON TQQQ AT THE BOTTOM FOR THE GARY V SHREK BEAR ANNIHILATION

FACE RIPPER UP.. NOO WAIT.... NOW WE GO DOWN -- vibe today

GREED!!!!! GIVE ME MORE!!!! I WILL HOLD AND LOSE 40% BECAUSE IT MUST GO UP!!!!!