UP

Ceasefire status: Broken ❌ Hormuz status: Pool's closed ❌ Stock Market: "I SAID we goin UP" ✅

BLACKBARRY HEATING UP $BB

OPEN ME UP

This is a exact replay of last year Liberation day --- we are going UP UP UP for the rest of year

Stocks only go UP! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Everything was in line or a beat. Your post is a lie. Persobal Spending was UP

Jobs great!!! Inflation slowing. Spending UP. PCE as expected..... Holy shit ber fuk.

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WAKE UP MARKET, THE CEASEFIRE IS FAKE!

Wait, Blackberry is actually UP on earnings? Can’t hold…..?

HUT ME UP CRUSTIE! That's what a say to the pizza hut worker when I call.

Here’s a hint about what’s happening tomorrow.. “Do you have that thing OILED UP?”

WAKE UP, bols. Once this ceasefire officially breaks, SPY will only goes down from here! - (Regarded ber)

None of the gap UP made any sense

WILL THIS FUCKING GUY JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP

WE SHOULD JUST LOAD UP A FRIGATE WITH OPENAI AND PLTR POWERED HUNTER-SEEKER DRONES, WED RULE THE STRAIT

# UP 20% TODAY. UP 47% YTD!

# MODS, STOP BEING LAZY CUCKS AND SET UP THE NEW DAILY. YA'LL BEING GAY AS FUCK.

# OPEN UP THE STRAIT OF SPY

**ALERT**: OIL GOING UP!!

Market when Trump says he agrees to Ceasefire: OMG YES LETS GOOOO Market when Iran says the straight is closed again: SPEAK UP I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUUU

A SENIOR AMERICAN OFFICIAL SAID THAT THE ISSUE OF CONTINUING THE FIGHTING IN LEBANON CAME UP DURING THE PHONE CALL BETWEEN PRESIDENT TRUMP AND PRIME MINISTER NETANYAHU LAST NIGHT, DURING WHICH TRUMP UPDATED ON THE CEASEFIRE WITH IRAN. NETANYAHU RAISED THE ISSUE OF LEBANON, AND TRUMP DID NOT EXPRESS OPPOSITION TO CONTINUING THE FIGHTING AGAINST HEZBOLLAH. - AXIOS REPORTER

PUTS UP 20% ALR 👅👅👅👅

Bers in here having an orgasm on a 1 minute candle that's red. I've got some news for you: ITS OVER, YOU LOST, THE MARKETS ARE UP 3 PERCENT, YOU HAD YOUR MONTH OF CHAOS BUT NOW YOU LOSE. SO TAKE YOUR PUNISHMENT, STFU AND GET INTO YOUR LITTLE CONTRARIAN JALOPIES AND LEAVE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OPEN UP!!!

"Worries emerge in private credit" LMAO SHUT THE FUCK UP!

#SPY ONLY GOES UP!!! #REGARDS

PAKISTANS PM UP BIGLY ON THOSE CALLS

PLEASE STAY UP TILL OPEN SO I CAN FULL PORT PUTS

IT JUST KEEPS GOING UP LMAO

WHAT AN ICON TBH TACO GOES TACO ON A TUESDAY CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

DONT YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP YOU GOT 2 PUMP IT UP

WE MOVING UP SO FAST RH IS GLITCHING LMAO 🤌

USO CALL HOLDERS GO CRAWL UP IN A BALL AND CRY

BEAR SEASON JSUT OPENED UP LMAO

🌮: SURRENDER OR ILL BLOW UP YOUR BRIGES 👳🏾: No 🌮: OK THEN OPEN THE STRAIGHT OR ILL BLOW UP YOUR BRIDGES 👳🏾: No 🌮: OK ILL GIVE YOU ANOTHER 2 WEEKS TO THINK ABOUT IT

**"FUCK YOU, YOU'RE GAY. LINE GO UP!"** **"NO FUCK YOU, RETARD. LINE GO DOWN!"** *i love you guys.* # ( - ᴗ •́ ) [^(KEEN TOCKY)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJOiIRuF0CA&t=4339s)

BABE WAKE UP ANOTHER FAKE AXIOS REPORT TO PUMP THE MARKET

An entire civilization will DIE tonight if my portfolio isn't green. I don't want to do it, but I WILL spread my shit on the ceiling if the straight men don't OPEN UP.

HOW THE FUCK ARE WE ENDING UP GREEN TODAY?

WE’RE ENDING GREEN ON THE DAY THE PRESIDENT THREATENS TO KILL NINETY MILLION PEOPLE VIA TWEET CANT MAKE THIS UP GG BEARS

WHEN I GROOW UP I WANT BE A BILOOT

MARKETS ARE BACK UP YOU CRAZY BASTARDS ! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

PAKISTAN'S FM TO NORWAYS FM: HAVEN'T GIVEN UP YET, BUT THAT HOPE IS DWINDLING THAT AN EXTENSION OF THE DEADLINE WILL BE ACHIEVED

**HERE IS SOMETHING TO CONSIDER** **WITH OIL PRICES ULTIMATELY RISING WITH NO END IN SIGHT** **AIRLINES WILL SUFFER** **COMPANIES WILL DECREASE AIR TRAVEL FOR EMPLOYEES** **COMPANIES MIGHT EVEN ALLOW MORE REMOTE WORK TO SAVE ON GAS EXPENSES AND CONSUMPTION NATIONALLY** **WHAT BENEFITS?** **ZOOM!** **IT'S COVID ALL OVER AGAIN.** **ZOOM IS UP 17% SINCE THE BEGINNING OF MARCH**

SPY 4/8 645P FULL PORT AND DM ME 10% COMMISSION TOMORROW WHEN YOURE UP 1,500%+ THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

#GAS GONNA HIT $10 TONIGHTG LMAOO GO FILL UP NOW