UP

WTF IS THIS, SHIT IS HAPPENING, WAR IS GOING ON, STRAIT NOT OPEN, BOOTS ON THE PUT AND TMAN LEAVING NATO, AND ITS GOING UP????? INSIDETRADIN

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK BABY MANIPULATION BUY ALGO IS BACK UP AND RUNNING

LOAD UP ON OIL COZ AINT SHIT CHANGED

Hahahahahahahahua bears your time is UP! 🐂

BENJAMIN NETANYAHUUUU, BLOW UP THESE BULL PORTS NOOOOWWW

ASIA WAKE UP! Bring us to 680!

PICK UP THE PHONE AND DIAL FUCK FACE! I DONT PAY YOU TO FUCKING GAB!!

staircase down ELEVATOR UP

ALL CHEEKED UP ON A TUESDAY AFTERNOON

WHY TF IS SPY UP 2% I HATE THIS MARKET

ORANGE SAID WAR WILL BE OVER SOON WE ARE BACK PAMP IT UP

# STAIRS UP. ELEVATOR DOWN

BREAKING: STOCKS GO UP

Corn go up mstr go up right? CORN GO UP MSTR GO UP RIGHT?!?!

WAR IS OVER! BUT WE MIGHT STILL BLOW THEM UP UNLESS YOU STOP BUYING PUTS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IRAN, I’M REALLY REALLY SORRY. I EXPECT MY ALLIES TO CLEAN UP THE MESS THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

OH MY FUCKING GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP, DOES THE LINE GO UP OR DOES IT GO DOWN?????

WHOLLY SHIT APs DIGITAL TECH FUCKED UP THE FEED

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WHO UP GOONING

DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN UP

Vix over 30 means an implied volatility of 1.9% on SPY down Or UP I think we limit up tomorrow

I bought Puts at market close today. WHY ARE WE GOING UP

The people who thought the war would be over in 3 days that shorted will for sure get squeezed xDDDD OIL UP stocks DOWN as long as the strait is closed.

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LOAD THE FUCK UP ON OIL BARRELS AND BURY THEM IN YOUR BACKYARD. VALHALLA IS COMING BROTHERS.

DON’T YOU PATHETIC CHILDREN UNDERSTAND THIS  ISN’T “BUY THE DIP,” THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF A FULL-BLOWN BEAR MARKET. CAPE IS AT ALL-TIME HIGHS, VALUATIONS ARE INSANE, AND THE BUBBLE IS ABOUT TO BURST. YOU REALLY THINK THIS JUST BOUNCES BACK? THIS DOESN’T SEE THESE LEVELS AGAIN FOR A DECADE. LIQUIDITY IS DRYING UP, EVERYTHING IS OVERLEVERAGED, AND THE WHOLE THING IS ABOUT TO UNWIND. BUT SURE, KEEP BUYING THE DIP LIKE IT’S 2021. FOOLS.

oil up, vix up, spy up, gold up, btc up. MSFT UP?? someone is lying

Time to follow Iranian regime financal advice.. UP premarket = DOWN. DOWN premarket = UP. got it.

SHUT UP 😭

BUCKLE UP REGARDS !!!!

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ITS ALL UP FROM HERE ZERO RISK WAR IS OVER SAY THANK YOU

TRUMP ON TRUTH SOCIAL: THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA IS IN SERIOUS DISCUSSIONS WITH A NEW, AND MORE REASONABLE, REGIME TO END OUR MILITARY OPERATIONS IN IRAN. GREAT PROGRESS HAS BEEN MADE BUT, IF FOR ANY REASON A DEAL IS NOT SHORTLY REACHED, WHICH IT PROBABLY WILL BE, AND IF THE HORMUZ STRAIT IS NOT IMMEDIATELY “OPEN FOR BUSINESS,” WE WILL CONCLUDE OUR LOVELY “STAY” IN IRAN BY BLOWING UP AND COMPLETELY OBLITERATING ALL OF THEIR ELECTRIC GENERATING PLANTS, OIL WELLS AND KHARG ISLAND (AND POSSIBLY ALL DESALINIZATION PLANTS!), WHICH WE HAVE PURPOSEFULLY NOT YET “TOUCHED.” THIS WILL BE IN RETRIBUTION FOR OUR MANY SOLDIERS, AND OTHERS, THAT IRAN HAS BUTCHERED AND KILLED OVER THE OLD REGIME’S 47 YEAR “REIGN OF TERROR.” THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

LEG UP

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Can we get like some outsider trading on the go? >What direction is the market going to go Monday? Text UP or DOWN to 45045 which will determine the Sunday evening tweet!

BREAKING: STOCKS GO UP

Butures BUCKIN BUMPIN UP REALLY HARD lmfao

BESSENT WAKE UP THEY DIDNT FALL FOR THE TACO (SOME DID THO LMAO)

NOT AT ALL WORRIED. I PUT ALL MY $ IN CVNA. SPY DOWN CVNA UP

PICK IT UP BESSENT MARGIN IS CALLING

BESSENT WAKE UP

NASDAQ FUTES UP 3% LOL

Bols don't have 🍑 lying to their face over the weekend, so they chose to lie to themselves about the war ending. # I WISH I WAS MAKING THIS UP LMAO

The Middle East is about to TITS UP with the Houthis joining in

* TRUMP: IF WE CHANGE THE DOW JONES AVERAGE TO THE DOW JONES MEDIAN, IT MAY GO UP THOUSANDS OF POINTS What the fuck

You heart the man. We have to UP it lmaooo