UP

HOW MANY RED DILDOS CAN A BOL FIT UP ITS ASS? 🤔 GUESS WE WILL FIND OUT MONDAY 😊👍

BREAKING BREAKING TRUMP ADMINISTRATION SIGNS WAR DEAL WITH IRAN THE STRAIGHT IS SET TO BE BLOW THE FUCK UP BUT PLANS ARE PAUSED IRAN CONFIRMS THERE NEVER WAS A STRAIGHT OF HORMUZ ANYWAY REALITY IS A SIMULUATION THANK YOU

GUYS I DONT THINK WE ARE HITTING SPY 700 TODAY. I THOUGHT STOCK ONLY GO UP PLZ HELP

**TERRAIN TERRAIN PULL UP PULL UP**

FLUSH THE TURD ITS STUNKING UP THE BATHROOM

# I GIVE UP, 2026 IS THE YEAR OF THE BER still not buying puts tho cuz that shit's gay

TREASURY YIELDS UP NEAR DANGER ZONE --- TACO TWEET INCOMING

GUYS IM GONNA THROW UP

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"your account has one or more options approaching expir-" shut up about the expiration, SHUT UP ABOUT THE EXPIRATION

MANGO GOING TO POST AND IT WILL GO UP WATCH BERS LOL

Y ORENJI MAN FK MY CALL UP????

#🥭'S FACE AND SIGNATURE ABOUT TO BE ON ALL US CURRENCY. YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP LOL

I feel like with everything going on in the world i need to fire up a classic Al Pacino Rant Movie Glengarry Glen Ross Devils Advocate Scent of a Woman (Does Heat count? GOT A GREAT ASS. AND YOUR HEAD IS ALL THE WAY UP IT)

I know one thing: he is going to blame all of us for this. “AMERICA WANTED ME TO BLOW UP THE PLANET. THIS IS YOUR FAULT, YOU “OWN” IT! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!”

CANT FUCKING MAKE THIS UP I SOLD AT 4:10 FOR A LOSS, A MIN BEFORE THAT HUGE POP FUCK ME 😭

HAHHAHAHA WHO WAS SCARED TO LOAD UP

AY SOMEONE TELL THIS STUPID OLD ORANGE FUCK TO WRITE UP THE GAS STIMMY CHECKS ALREADY US POOR IMPOVERISHED BMW OWNERS CANT TAKE THESE CHEVRON SUPREME PRICES MUCH LONGER

HOLDING MY PUTS EVEN THOUGH IM UP 2k

> 🚨IRAN HARDLINERS RAMP UP CALLS FOR A NUCLEAR BOMB: RTRS STOP ITS ALREADY DEAD

PUT UP THE STATUE!!!

META DIP BUYERS RISE UP In zuck we trust

*TRUMP: IRAN APOLOGIZED FOR SOMETHING, THEN SENT TWO MORE BOATS *TRUMP: IRAN ENDED UP LETTING 10 BOATS

TERRAIN, PULL UP, TEHRAN PULL UP

🥭: OIL WILL KEEP GOING UP, and then will come down... probably.

I HAVE FUCKED UP.

IT IS DOWN 1.5% SHUT THE FUCK UP

Lol, I cant believe it - we go UP? I really have no clue but luckily I am a perma-bull and only believe in upside. I just can't do anything else. It is inconceivable to me that stocks ever go down.

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Finally, DETAIN AND DEPORT ALL BER. ROUND EM UP

OPEN UP THE STRAIGHT OF WHOREMUZ ALREADY!

We are now offering fractional shares with a potential value of UP TO $100k as an apology for the inconvenience. (1) (2) (1) By accepting the shares, you waive any right of finding us liable for any losses you may have had. (2) The average value of the shares received is $10 but that's not my problem. Sucks to be you

USDJPY GONNA FUCK US ALL BUCKLE UP BITCHES

Yeeehawww 🐻🌈🤠 Good luck out there when the global depression hits *IRAN BUILDING UP DEFENSES OF KHARG ISLAND TO PROTECT AGAINST POTENTIAL US GROUND ATTACK, SOURCES SAY - CNN *IRAN IS FORTIFYING KHARG ISLAND WITH MINES AND AIR DEFENSES AGAINST POTENTIAL US MILITARY SEIZURE *KHARG ISLAND PROCESSES ROUGHLY 90% OF IRAN’S CRUDE OIL EXPORTS,

***We were supposed to be SPY 700 last Christmas. LAST CHRISTMAS 🎄. 2025! WTF WE DOIN OUT THERE IN THE DESERT 🏜️ GOT DAMN IT YOU GOT MY PORT ALL THE WAY FUCKED UP BITCH***

US IS PLANNING TO SET UP TALKS WITH IRAN IN PAKISTAN THIS WEEKEND I TOO AM PLANNING TO SET UP TALKS WITH SYDNEY SWEENEY THIS WEEKEND

OIL UP, STONKS DOWN

PUMP IT UP U GOTTA PUMP IT UP

Okay my new least favorite flavor of WSB poster is the “theta day :((“ clowns. Literally every day I’ve seen one like bro shut UP

#**INSIDER JUST LOADED UP, THAT WICK WAS REAL. PREPARE FOR 🥭 ANNOUNCEMENT**

*IRAN SAYS US STEPPED UP EFFORTS TO SECURE CEASEFIRE: FARS

PUMP PUMP PUMP IT UP 👆

Regarlayyddeerrrrsss.....MOUNT UP https://preview.redd.it/x5ec95j7p2rg1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6f32883603b966312968577dfc04771303ab860

JUST FUCKING MAKE UP YOUR MIND ON PEACE TALKS AND LET THE MARKET PUMP OR DUMP. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER !

IRAN GAVE US A PRESENT, AND IS TOTALLY NEGOTIATING, BUT CANT TELL YOU WHO IT IS OR WHAT THE GIFT IS OIL GO DOWN NOW AND SPY UP PLEASE Retarded

PUMP IT UP

So KEEP IT UP IRAN!

YOU GOTTA PUMP IT UP

LETS GOOOO PUMP IT UP

PUMP IT UP WAR IS OVER