UP

**KANGAROO GANG RISE UP. THE TIME HAS COME FOR A NEW CHALLENGER**

Shit is GOING BACK UP to 660 for NO REASON Lmao

JARVIS PULL UP

STOCKS. ONLY. GO. UP.

MICROSOFT GIVES UP ON XBOX AND THIS IS THE RESULT DESERVED SELLING OUT THE MASTER CHIEF TO PLAY STATION

So US want a ceasefire..Iran wants a ceasefire....soooo we go UP?

JUST WOKE UP FROM A 3-WEEK COMA, IS SPY 700 YET?

THEN WHY ISN'T THE MARKET UP?!

#VIX UP 5% PREPARE UR ANUSES

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO AWAY

# SHUT THE FUCK UP LOSER

WAKE ME UP WAKE ME UP INSIDEEEEEEEE

BREAKING NEWS HOWARD LUTDIK PROPOSES 90 NUKES FOR 90 BARRELS OF OIL TO END WAR WHEN ASKED WHY GIVING IRAN NUKES FOR ONLY ENOUGH OIL TO FILL THE LOCAL WAWA IS PRUDENT LUTDIK CITED A .02 MOVE UP IN SPY FUTURES AS PROOF 🥭 MAKES THE BEST DEALS

# SURE WOULD BE A SHAME IF TODAY WAS A COVER RALLY AND BULLS END UP GETTING BENT OVER A TABLE AND RAPED TOMORROW

> BET ON BANKER, HIT A NATURAL 8 AND GOT THR FUCK UP AND LEFT this is the best feeling in baccarat forget side bets

CASINO UPDATE WAS DOWN 2K. TOOK OUT ANOTHER 500 IN CHIPS TO PLAY ONE HAND. GOT 10 DEALER 7. DOUBLED FOR ANOTHER 500. HIT A 10 AND WON. GOT UP AND WENT TO BACARRAT TO PLAY ONE $500 HAND. BET ON BANKER, HIT A NATURAL 8 AND GOT THR FUCK UP AND LEFT DOWN 500 BUT BETTER THAN $2000 😎😎😎😎 THIS HAS BEEN AN OFFICIAL CASHFLOW UPDATE

> There is a very important Special Election tomorrow, Tuesday, March 24th, >> swampthevote WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP MR DRAIN THE SWAMP

PICK UP THE PHONE AND START DIALING!

"YOU GOT 2 DAYS TO DO WHAT I WANT OR I BLOW UP YOUR COUNTRY" "JK LOL I GIVE YOU 5 MORE DAYS OR I BLOW UP YOUR COUNTRY BECAUSE I'M NICE"

He said, "OPEN IT UP IN 48 HOURS, I'M WARNING YOU PAL!!!" Followed by, "SIKE, YOU THOUGHT!!!"

#I MESSED UP

Anybody who tells you they know what will happen next is delusional. Just enjoy trading the volatility. UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN

I love how bulls are angry and taking the moral high ground for bears betting the war continues. Even though bears don't want this war at all and we can see clearly how bad it is. Rather than just buying the dip and giving the admin a giant THUMBS UP for them to continue.

Oil going RIGHT BACK UP

SHUT THE FUCK UP

LET'S PUMP THIS SHIT UP SO I CAN SELL AT ATH. MAKE SPY GREAT AGAIN! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Trump says Iran talks are going well: market shoots up dramatically Iran says that's bullshit: no response YOU CAN MAKE THIS SHIT UP 😂

LIMIT UP ON SPY TODAY 700 EOD!!!

BRO WOKE UP, LOOKED AND FUTERS AND WAS LIKE 'FUCK NAH'

LIMIT UP by open

HOLY SHIT MY OIL CALLS ACTUALLY WENT TO 0 I WANNA THROW UP

MOM COME PICK ME UP IM SCARED

GEEZ THE MARKET HASNT GONE UP SINCE 😴WAS IN OFFICE, THIS GUY SUCKS

LIQUIDATED MY PORT, IT CAN ONLY GO UP FROM HERE! THE BOTTOM IS IN! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

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WELLP. I FUCK3D UP.

CLOSE UP THE CASINO I DON'T LIKE IT

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MELTING UP BABY 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

GAP UP

Say it with me VENEZUELAN OIL CAN'T FILL UP THE SPR IT IS DOGSHIT

"[IM GONNA COUNT TO 48 AND IF YOU DONT DO WHAT I SAY ](https://youtu.be/T2TXY6SNuD4)IM GONNA BLOW UP ANOTHER SCHOOL" \- Commango in Queef

Daamnnnn 🌽 people.. # # Y’all got FUCKED UP 🤣🤣🤣

Iran has absolutely no incentive to open the strait -- unless team USA is gonna rebuild their country. Do you see that happening? It only escalates UP from here, unfortunately.

BREAKING NEWS: 🌽 IS SHOOTING UP TO 80K RIGHT NOW

I WOKE UP TODAY FEELING __________

I said, "You're holding bags!" She said, "SHUT UP AND BUY WITH ME!"

SMCI = APE/ISM/MEME ( YOU CAN'T TELL US WHAT TO DO!!) ORANGE MAN WILL TWEET OR SAY SOMETHING THIS WEEKEND REGARDING SMCI THAT WILL MAKE IT PARABOLIC RUN UP. CAN I BAN BET IT???

UP ! Bigly

MARKET GETTING UP AFTER THE BEATING CHAT