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DIDDY OIL IS UP SO THAT 🥭 CAN USE IT ON MINORS

MSFT TAKING ALL THIS DUMP LIKE A CHAMP! BERS TRYING SOOO HARD TO DUMP IT BELOW 395 and BULLS TRYING SO HARD TO PUMP UP TO 400s lol

# SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP.

MOM COME PICK ME UP IM SCARED

NVDA saw game graphics and was like LET'S SLOP'EM UP!

JPOW putting rates UP???? Markets will go UP?? Believe it or not Calls.

JIZZ DIRECTLY INTO THE FUCKING CARPET # DO NOT CLEAN UP

SOMEONE WAKE BESSENT UP, HE GOT WORK TO DO

FUTURES FUCKIN HARD BEARS FUCKED UP HARD FUTURES FUCKIN HARD BEARS FUCKED UP HARD FUTURES FUCKIN HARD BEARS FUCKED UP HARD FUTURES FUCKIN HARD BEARS FUCKED UP HARD FUTURES FUCKIN HARD BEARS FUCKED UP HARD FUTURES FUCKIN HARD BEARS FUCKED UP HARD FUTURES FUCKIN HARD BEARS FUCKED UP HARD

ALRIGHT I GIVE UP IM BUYING CALLS. FUCK THIS.

Futures FUCKIN PUMPIN UP HARD just as usual Bears FUCKIN DEAD TOMORROW just as usual

OIL IS BLOCKED AND MARKET GOES UP 3 DAYS IN A ROW??? YALL ARE FUCKING REGARDS EVERYONE KEEPS FALLING FOR 🥭 BS MANIPULATION STATEMENTS THAT DONT MEAN SHIT. GO OUTSIDE LOOK AT THE GAS PRICES AND TELL ME HOW THE SITUATION IS GOOD ENOUGH TO GO UP 3 DAYS IN A ROW!!! PEOPLE ARE GETTING BOMBED BY A BLACK OPS 2 SWARM KILLSTREAK .

ROCKET LAB SHARES DOWN 4.33% AT $75.19 IN EXTENDED TRADE; FILES TO SELL UP TO $1 BLN IN STOCK UNDER EQUITY DISTRIBUTION AGREEMENT LMFAO

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WTH IS UP WITH ALL THESE SIMULATOR GAMES??? WHO THE FUCK BUYS AND PLAYS THIS SHIT??????

IRAN - STRAIT OF HORMUZ CANNOT BE THE SAME. MONGO DONE FUKKED UP. IRAN IS PERMANENTLY CLOSING STRAIT OF HORMUZ. OIL $500

BEARS just give UP

DAMN ANOTHER TANKER BLOWN UP IN THE STRAITS. OIL $300

SHUT UP TRUMP

ALL THE WAY UP

OPEN THE CASINO BEFORE THEY FUCK US UP

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OIL SLOWLY GOING UP, BESSENT NAPPING, WAKE HIM THE FUK UP

Time in the market beats timing the market. Just hold until you hit your price target and never panic sell.  IF YOU PANIC SELL YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME SELLING NBIS AT $85 AND MISSING THE MOON 😭 

BESSENT WOKE UP READY TO SHORT SOME OIL

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Apparently I wasted some dumb roadwhores time and this nignog is texting be saying he wants money. I SAID PULL THE FUCK UP… you think I give a F? Nignog pls. Gimme a rzn. …. Btw… I’m dead ass. This guy said he was her pimp and I owe them 18500. I told him that’s extortion and to please pull up 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 kaaaabang

BREAKING: PORNHUB & NVIDIA TEAM UP ON AI CONTENT CREATION

MSFT UP 1% but my calls are flat smh

Setup. 8 months ago. >TRUMP: EVERYONE, KEEP OIL PRICES DOWN. I’M WATCHING! YOU’RE PLAYING RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF THE ENEMY. DON’T DO IT! Knock down. >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY

AND STRAIGHT BACK UP WE GO LOL

Best thing was some regard at 670 and change said, NEXT LEG UP COMING NOW

NEXT LEG UP ON SPY GET READY

STR8 UP

PAMP IT IT RIGGED TO GO UP BUY.

CRITICAL CASHFLOW ALERT TOOK MY UNLOCKED PHONE TO PANAMA. FORGOT I DONT HAVE APPLE PAY SET UP ON THIS PHONE AND DONT HAVE PHYSICAL CARDS WITH ME LOL THIS HAS A BEEN A CASHFLOW IN PANAMA UPDATE

> UAE BEGINS LOADING AGAIN AT PORT OF FUJAIRAH …30 mins later… > UAE LARGEST PORT FUJAIRAH BEING HIT AND DAMAGE BEING ASSESSED #BREAKING > FUJAIRAH OIL LOADING SUSPENDED AFTER PORT HIT > FUJAIRAH EMIRATE: DEVELOPING FIRE IN THE PETROCHEMICAL INDUSTRIAL AREA AFTER BEING TARGETED BY A DRONE Oil should be UP MORE after this

FUTURES FUCKIN PUMPIN UP HARD lmao

BON BON CHOCOLAT GO UP TO THE SKY

Butures BUCKIN BUMPIN UP really fast lmao Ber LMAO

OIL OVER 100 BUT WE GO UP BERS NEVER WIN LMAO

ASS DOWN VIX UP THAT'S THE WAY BERS LIKE TO FUK

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OIL UP!! LMAO

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#CASH GANG RISE UP

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All you need to know to succeed in the stock market is that stocks go UP. We are going to rip to ATHs by June when market realizes it doesn't give a fuck about this war, inflation, or anything really. Stocks will continue to go up forever so long as the money printer exists.