UP

I lied. I didn’t fucking leave. Puts on T and his family for fucking our markets and killing a bunch of people for nothing but greed. Sonofabitch could be playing slots like the rest of us, but yet again - he’s bankrupting a fucking casino. Like HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUCK UP RUNNING A FUCKING CASINO? They’re fucking rigged against players. Like fucking damn

🥭: I DEMAND EVERY COUNTRY JOIN THE WAR I FOMO’D INTO BECAUSE OF BIBI AND HELP ME REOPEN THE STRAIT SO MY MARKET CAN GO BACK UP

> US PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP STEPPED UP CALLS TO REOPEN THE VITAL STRAIT OF HORMUZ, SAYING WARSHIPS WILL “HOPEFULLY” BE SENT TO THE AREA NEAR IRAN’S COAST TO HELP COMMERCIAL VESSELS SAIL THROUGH SAFELY. “Hopefully” lmao

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Most likely up. Iran can answer by fucking up more shit in the region, USA can answer by fucking Kharg and oil price will go absolutely ballistic. If there are talks and de-escalation following the warning shots at Kharg, price may go down. Lots of if’s… I would bet UP on monday if I had to gamble

>TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY 🤔

YOU GUYS TOLD ME SILVER AND GOLD WOULS GO UP IN A WAR EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

Dont need to know anything except for lines go UP

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP NERDS. Men and women have different parts, and those parts fit together like a piston and a cylinder. Just give the motor a minute to warm up. If you gun it, you’re gonna blow a gasket, seize up, and you’re looking at minimum a grand for a new engine block. That’s sex.

I kinda want to leverage up my Gold if it keeps dropping based on petrodollar dumbassery Traders see: Oil price up means USD up means gold down Traders don't see: Oil price up means consumer dead means stimulus needed will devalue USD means GOAD UP!!!

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No way MU doesnt blow earnings out of the water. Stock is headed one way and its UP.

LOAD UP ON CALLS WE PUSHING THROUGH PSYCHE

Fuck this. Fuck this market. OPEN UP THE STRAIGHTS OF HOMOZ.

WOAH WOAH HOLD THA FCK UP! ALL MY CALLS AND PUTS ARE GREEN SHREKKED. YOU CAN CALL ME WARREN FUCKIN BUFFET CAUSE I AM EATING FROM ALL THE SIDES OF THAT BUFFET

OKAY! THIS IS THE MOMENT WEVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR. WTI CRUDE WILL GO OVER 100 AGAIN AND OIL BULLS WILL BE SMILING INTO THE NIGHT. WE AINT JOKING HERE! WE AINT AFRAID EITHER. LETS RUN THIS PORTFOLIO UP BABY

**"Get up, Ser!** **Get up, Ser SPY!** **GET UP!"**

>THE U.S. DEBT CRISIS IS SET TO REACH UNPRECEDENTED LEVELS >TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY >TRUMP: POWELL SHOULD BE DROPPING RATES IMMEDIATELY This is a stealth default

Gay men of WSB if you aren’t twerking now, please begin formation nd begin your twerking tactics facing the direction of NYSE! We must keep the DOW JoNES UP!

ALWAYS DOWN, NEVER UP

CORN UP AND HOOD DOWN? WHY?

I BOUGHT PUTS HEADS UP sherks incoming

> WARNING. > WARNING. PULL UP. > TOWER THIS IS ECHO 19. GAYDAY. GAYDAY. WE ARE GOING FLAT

IMAGINE WAKING UP TODAY AND THINKING MARKETS WERE GONNA TANK LMFAO

Axios: President Trump told G7 leaders in a virtual meeting Wednesday that Iran is "about to surrender," according to three officials from G7 countries briefed on the contents of the call WAR IS OVER, UP WE GO

MONGO - WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP THE US MAKES MORE MONEY $$$ OIL - $300

* The average newborn baby weighs between 7 and 8 pounds. * It takes a snake up to 2 weeks to digest a meal between 5 and 10 pounds. * Ted Cruz's recent vacation was approximately 2 weeks long. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

ASIAN ALGOS WOKE UP AND BOUGHT THE DIP

MACRON IS GONNA SHIT HIMSELF WHEN HE WAKES UP

ASIA WAKE UP!!!

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TLDR: $HOOD MOSTLY DOWN BIG, OCCASSIONALLY UP TINY BUT USUALLY BIG DOWN

KEEP UP THE POOR ATTITUDES AND I WILL WITHHOLD REMY PICS FOR ONE WEEK. JUST TRY ME

"WE CAN CREATE CONDITIONS FOR REGIME CHANGE BUT IT IS UP TO IRAN'S PEOPLE TO TAKE TO THE STREETS" fuck off[](https://x.com/DeItaone/status/2032175277975978156)

Mango: STOPPING IRAN IS GREATER INTEREST TO ME THAN OIL PRICES MORE IMPORTANT TO ME IRAN IS STOPPED THAN HIGH OIL PRICE WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY US MAKES A LOT OF MONEY WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP. Lmfao

WHY DOES FIVE BELOW ALWAYS GO UP I hate Five Below so goddamn much.

# LOL SPY STILL CAN'T BREAK 670 TO SAVE ITS LIFE # OIL BACK UP

#🚨TRUMP: "WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY" We?

WAKE ME UP WEN SPY PUMPIN

FUCKED UP SERR! FUCKED UP! WAAAAITTTTT I’M GONNA FUCK UP THIS MORE

GET UP GET UP SER !

# BRAINDED BOLS FINALLY WAKING UP # AND REALIZING THERES A CRISIS HAPPENING # ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭ ^(KEEN TOCKY)

IS NBIS GONNA ROCKET UP AGAIN?

> THE UNITED STATES IS THE LARGEST OIL PRODUCER IN THE WORLD, BY FAR, SO WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY. BUT, OF FAR GREATER INTEREST AND IMPORTANCE TO ME, AS PRESIDENT, IS STOPING AN EVIL EMPIRE, IRAN, FROM HAVING NUCLEAR WEAPONS, AND DESTROYING THE MIDDLE EAST AND, INDEED, THE WORLD. I WON’T EVER LET THAT HAPPEN! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP Now he’s claiming rising oil prices are a *good* thing. I also appreciate the royal we lol.

>TRUMP: WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP, WE MAKE A LOT OF MONEY They're devaluing their debt and debasing your currency. Gold should be printing a god candle.

#SHES GOING UP YOU HOAR MOOSES

*TRUMP: MORE IMPORTANT TO ME IRAN IS STOPPED THAN HIGH OIL PRICE *TRUMP: US MAKES A LOT OF MONEY WHEN OIL PRICES GO UP

IM TIRED BOSS, WHEN WILL MARKETS ONLY GO UP AGAIN

LMAO BOLLS REALLY THOUGHT WE MOON WHILE OIL IS UP 8%

STONK ONLY GO UP, LOAD DA BOAT