UP

TRUMP TELLS AXIOS ON IRAN: I HAVE A BIG DECISION COMING UP >- Do a fake ceasefire >- Fed hikes 25 bps to establish credibility >- Task forces redefine inflation >- Send WTI to 150 >- Global Crisis >- Emergency Rate Cuts / Negative Real Rates >This is how you devalue your debt via financial repression ✅️

PUMP GOOGL BACK UP RIGHT FUCKING NOW

10/2 340C RN THAT IS SLIGHTLY DOWN. I’m hoping for THE ZOOM UP TOMORROW

BC ITS BEEN GOING UP EVERYDAY FOR THE LAST WEEK LMAO

HEY HONEY! REMEMBER THE HOUSE WE WHERE SAVING UP FOR?? SURPRISE! ITS ALL GONE. PACK YOUR SHIT

TRUMP TELLS AXIOS ON IRAN: I HAVE A BIG DECISION COMING UP >- Do a fake ceasefire >- Fed hikes 25 bps to establish credibility >- Task forces redefine inflation >- Send WTI to 150 >- Global Crisis >- Emergency Rate Cuts / Negative Real Rates >This is how you devalue your debt via financial repression ✅️

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING,BONDS ARE SHOOTING UP WE LOST CONTROL

OMG 5%+ 10Y I'M ONLY UP 20% YTD ON QQQ BEARS WERE RIGHT

IRAN MORE LIKE IRAN UP UR YIELDS LMAO

I see QQQ pointing UP

Well yeah. I have to manifest my portfolio going UP

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WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNYS

Yes. Now it’s gonna ramp UP. Then ramp down.

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And market will go UP

stonks only go UP

DO NOT MISS THE SUPER INTELLIGENCE RUN UP

MU 1100 TODAY, THIS IS IT, BEARS GET READY TO PAY UP

SPY UP RATES DOWN

TRUMP: "META STOCK IS GOING STRAIGHT UP"

SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN THE CHIEF IS TALKING

STONKS ONLY GO UP 🤑🤑🤑

# BEAR TRAP SPRUNG!!!! # LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON ABSOLUTELY DIRT CHEAP CALLS

Come on IWMMM CRASH RIGHT NOW RATES ARE GONNA BE HIKED SPY ISNT UP MUCH EAITHER 

# IMAGINE NOT BUYING QQQ CALLS WHEN IT WAS ONLY UP 3% YESTERDAY WHAT FUCKING YEAR DO YOU THINK THIS IS 2025?

WAKE UP AVGO FFS

# BACKING UP THE TRUCK AND LOADING UP ON ABSOLUTELY DIRT CHEAP QQQ CALLS ON THIS FAKE DUMP

I'M UP $50,000 ON GREENLAND MINES AND THE SHIT JUST GOT HALTED

PENCILS UP

WE'RE GOIN' UP UP UP, GONNA BE GONNA BE GOLDEN

Ball Room, Trump Arch, Cleaning UP DC, etc. etc.

DON’T YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP! :money: YOU GOT TO PUMP IT UP!! :money: DON’T YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP!! :money: YOU GOT TO PUMP IT UP!! :money:

Blackberry UP

$SPY WENT UP 2% AND YOU HELD YOUR POSITIONS TODAY? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH BOLS???

IS SOXL EVER GOING TO STOP FUCKING GOING UP SO I CAN GET VALIDATION FOR NOT BUYING

# STOP GOING UP \-salty bears

# BEARS ANS BI BULLS THOUGHT THEYRE GETTING A GENERATIONAL DIP ONLY TO WAKE UP TO -75% AGAIN!!

# I CANT DAYDREAM ABOUT MY SIMULATED RETURNS IF WE GO UP 10% WITH RH DOWN

Are you new here? Market only goes One Direction (like the boy band) - UP!!!

# HOPE YOU LOADED CALLS ON THAT FAKE ASS DUMP END OF DAY # WE'RE GAPPING THE FUCK UP TOMORROW AND DOING IT ALL OVER AGAIN

# ABSOLUTE LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON ABSOLUTELY DIRT CHEAP SPY AND QQQ CALLS FOR TOMORROW'S RUN TO MASSIVE NEW ALL TIME HIGHS # YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT, THE WHOLE MARKET KNOWS IT # IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE, IT'S FREE MONEY

# ABSOLUTE LAST CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON SPY AND QQQ CALLS BEFORE NEW ALL TIME HIGHS TOMORROW!!!!!!!

So anyone care to fucking explain why QQQ IS UP THREE FUCKING PERCENT TODAY?

# IMAGINE NOT FOMOING IN ON QQQ CALLS WHEN IT WAS ONLY UP 2% # ABSOLUTE FUCKING STEAL

STONKS ONLY GO UP UP UP AHAHAAHAH

# ABSOLUTE LAST FUCKING CHANCE TO LOAD UP ON DIRT CHEAP SPY AND QQQ CALLS BEFORE MASSIVE POWER HOUR ALL AND ALL TIME HIGHS TOMORROW

Yields still at historic highs Brent still above 100 BUT STONKS ONLY GO UP!!! NASDAQ ATH!! AAAHHH This won't end well, but have fun until it all goes tits up

JENSEN PROMISED MRVL WAS THE NEXT 1 TRILLy COMPANY BUT IT ENDS UP BEING AMD