UP

This is called: GETTING CHOPPED UP. Close your puts, take the loss, reverses instantly back to entry. Close your call as it dumps, quickly reverses back to your entry.

Lets gooooo OIL BACK UP

FUCKING BEARS HAVE SHUT THE FUCK UP AGAIN lmao AGAIN Lmao

# CAN THE REAL THETA DECAY PLEASE STAND UP 🤡

the only lie is the market remaining red at the moment, gonna SHOOT UP this afternoon

Mcgriddle said we gotta get the DOW UP

THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IS THAT, IF THE IRANIAN ARMY USED UNIFORMS ISONE THING, BUT THEY WILL SHOOT A ROCKET FROM A SCHOOL BUSS, HOW TF CAN YOU MITIGATE THAT?

People don't go to Dubai anymore = more money to invest, SPY UP good deal!

puts on everything. the pattern goes. UP, DOWN, UP, DOWN, UP...

#KOSPI UP 6.1% #GET READY MU & SNDK GANG

HEY SHUT UP

War stock down Oil stock down VIX Future down Bear's pants down Bull's big Dick UP

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LOOK IM A BOL AND EVEN I HAVE TO ADMIT THIS IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT

"BARRON, HURRY UP AND BUY CALLS ALREADY. Thank you for your attention to this matter"

FUCK I FUCKED UP but bought 1 put right at close so idk lets make it back tomorrow so i can loose it Wednesday

BEEEERSSSS LMAO BLEW UP THEIR LEAD FROM -2.5% TO +1% LMAOOOOOOO

# IM UP 10% BITCHES

#STONKS ONLY GO UP

GENERAL BONE SPURS MAKING UP FOR LOST TIME.

GO BACK UP YOU STUPID DIRTY ROTTEN CUNT

WHO ELSE SIGNING UP FOR THE US IRAN WAR DRAFT?

STOCKS GO UP

EONR LETS GOOOOO ITS ONLY GOING UP 🚀🚀

my boy never heard of Limit UP?

BOR I SELL MY NVDA CALLS AND 1 SECOND AFTER TS JUMPS UP, 1 SECOND ARE U FOR REAL?

*MACRON: SETTING UP SHIP-ESCORT MISSION TO REOPEN HORMUZ STRAIT

# WOKE UP TO SO MUCH WINNING

#CAN I USE WATER TO FILL UP? CANT AFFORD GASSOLINE

US HAS 200 DAYS OF OIL RESERVES SO THE PRICES WONT SHOOT UP RIGHT AWAY BUT ITS GONNA GRADUALLY CLIMB UP IF THIS WAR CONTINUES ! EVENTUALLY HE GONNA GET PRESSURE TO STOP THE WAR FROM UNION AND NATO AND HE WILL 🌮THIS WAR AS WELL ! AFTER THAT ALL THE STOCK WHICH GOT BEATEN DOWN LIKE HELL GONNA SKY ROCKET TO ATH !

OIL NOW UP 30% AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

# IN ANOTHER TIMELINE: ❄️ PRESlDENT KAMAIA IS JUST WRAPPING UP HER 2 HOURS TALK WITH 🏳️‍🌈 GIRLS IN SCIENCE CLASS ABOUT DIVERSITY STRENGTH. OUR BELOVED JPOWELL IS EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE ANOTHER RATE CUT TO KICK OFF 2026 (AFTER BRINGING THE RATE TO ALMOST COVID LEVEL) ❄️ THE DOW IS AT 55,000, AND SHOOT UP ANOTHER 500 POINTS AFTER THE RUMOUR. ❄️ CHATGPT 5.4 IS STILL NOT ABLE TO SPELL THE WORD "STRAWBERRY" CORRECTLY & CLAUDE IS A RANDOM AI COMPANY THAT IS TRYING TO IMPROVE CODE COMPLETION. ❄️ YOU ARE STILL WORKING FROM HOME AT THE BORING 6 FIGURES JOB & SHITPOSTING ON WSB. ❄️ IRAN & VENEZUELA JUST ENTERED A BIDDING WAR OF WHO WOULD BE PRODUCING MORE OILS & WE ARE ARGUING IF $2.5 OR $2.85 GASOLINE WOULD BE BETTER FOR THE STABILITY OF THE ECONOMY. ❄️ EPSTEIN LIST WAS RELEASED IN FULL WITHOUT REACTED. ❄️ ZUCKERBERG BEATS THE 💩 OUT OF ELON IN THE 2026 UFC CAGE FIGHT IN LAS VEGAS WHERE VISITED BY MILLIONS OF VISITORS ❤️ FROM AROUND THE WORLD, INCLUDING INUIT NATIVES FROM GREENLAND & OUR GREATEST ALLY CANADA WHERE PM. TRUDEAU ANNOUNCED CANADA WILL SPONSOR THE 2026 GIRLS EQUALITY CAMPAIGN AFTER SHORTLY DATED & IMPREGNATED KATY PERRY. AND MANY MORE.....

WILL GOOGLE EVER GO UP AGAIN HOLY SHIT

WAKING UP TO $5 GAS

MOM, COME PICK ME UP

I'm calling it now: we end tomorrow UP. Calls.

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HOLY OIL FUTES GAP UP BATMAN! This is pure, unadulterated, regardism

IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU MEAN NAMES BERS PLEASE MAKE IT GO BACK UP

GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M BUYING THE DIP, EASIEST MONEY

DOLLARS R FUK, SHINY METAL DONT FILL UR CAR. RISE UP - OWN STONKS

WHAT HAPPENED ELITES? I THOT YOUR K-SHAPED ECONOMY COULD HOLD UP EVERYTHING? PATHETIC PUSSIES REPLACING US WITH DATACENTERS THAT WONT SURVIVE A BLACKOUT 😝

THE OIL FUTES ARE CREEPING BACK UP

FUKKERS BLEW UP THE RAMADA HOTEL IN ISRAEL.

Friend who is a level 4 Geologist at Devon Energy says we in the United States are RAMPING UP drilling. DRILL BABY DRILL and lets stop the foreign oil dependency

🥭cut the USAID program and “saved” $8-10 billion but that program saves MILLIONS of lives per year. Now he’s spending $1billion PER DAY to go kill people in Iran . I JUST CANT COME UP WITH A BETTER EXAMPLE OF HOW FUCKED UP THIS IS.

OPEN UP THE STRAIGHT OF HOMOZ. WE NEED TO MOON. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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OPEN UP THE CASINO

GAVE UP ALL MY WEEKLY GAINS IN 1 DAY SEE YOU MONDAY