UP

MOMMY COME PICK ME UP IM NOT HAVING FUN ANYMORE

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UP UP UP FUK

OIL GOING UP MEANS WE NEED TO DRILL MORE, DRILL SPY DRILL

STRAIGHT UP $5 PUMP ON SPY War is over

BREAKING: MARKET UP FOR LITERALLY ZERO REASON

YOU ARE BIDDING UP SPX WITH OIL AT 89 DOLLARS

"GET UP SIR SPY, GET UPPPP, GET UP SIR SPYYY".... incoming 11:30 V , "WAAAAIITTTTTTTTTTT, ITSS VVVINGGGGG"

Bitch ass bears lmao Getting V'D UP lmao AGAIN lmao

Fucking retards on here “sTonKs ALWaYs Go UP” 🐻 territory now fucker

RCAT GO UP 33% AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

ALGOS WOKE UP

FED GIVE UP ALREADY BRO

CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP … the one stock I buy puts on is green $SNOW

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GIMME YOUR CORN...ITS A STICK UP 🫴

OPEN THE FRIDAY DAILY THREAD IVE BEEN UP SINCE 4AM!!!

WHAT THA FAH DUDE ONLY ONE DOLLA UP

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ITS VERY SIMPLE; LOL FIRST THERE WERE NO BITCOINS THEN SOMEONE TYPED SOMETHING ON A COMPUTER AND NOW THERES BITCOINS BUT THERES TOTALLY ONLY GOING TO BE 21 MILLION EVER BECAUSE THEY ARE SUPER SCARCE EVEN THOUGH THEY WERE CREATED LITERALLY FROM NOTHING LOL AND THIS IS WHAT MAKES THEM VALUABLE BECAUSE THEY ARE SCARCE BECAUSE ONLY 21 MILLION CAN EVER BE MADE EVER BECAUSE THEY ARE THE RULES THAT I JUST MADE UP AND THEY REPRESENT SOME SUPER COMPLEX MATHS EQUATION THAT GOT SOLVED BY YOUR COMPUTER THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS AND NO ONE KNOWS WHAT THIS MATHS EQUATION IS OR HOW IT HAS ANY VALUE BUT TRUST ME BRO ITS WORTH $100 THOUSAND EVEN THOUGH FIAT DOLLARS ARE FAKE AND NOT WORTH ANYTHING MY DIGITAL CODE-COINS ARE WORTH $100 THOUSAND OF THEM WHICH MAKES SENSE AND WE CALL IT "MINING" BECAUSE ITS JUST LIKE GOLD AND THATS WHY EVERY BITCOIN IS DEPICTED AS BEING GOLD (WHICH IS JUST A SHINY BOOMER ROCK LOL) ONLY CRYPTOS DONT ACTUALLY EXIST WHICH IS A GOOD THING BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL TIED UP ON THESE EXCHANGES THAT COMPLETELY DOMINATE MY ACCESS TO MY CRYPTO AND I HAVE TO GIVE THEM MY ID AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER TO CASH OUT EVEN THOUGH CRYPTOS ARE TOTALLY ANONYMOUS BUT THEY'RE NOT BITCONNECT SO ITS OK BUT DONT LOOK AT THAT LOOK OVER HERE ANON B-BAM ITS GOING UP!!! WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT OH I CANT REMEMBER NEVERMIND ANYWAY MUNNEEEEEEEE! KA-CHING KA-CHING. WE'RE ALL RICH

WTF SPY MAKE UP YOUR MIND GIRLFRIEND 

Bears got IMMEDIATELY BOUGHT BACK THE FUCK UP above 680 LMAO

Why did these RETARD BEARS get V'D THE FUCK UP AGAIN? Lmao It happens EVERYDAY lmao

KEEP UP THE FIGHT LIL V. WE NEED MORE MEN. I REPEAT. WE NEED MORE MEN

UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN

Can we just pick a direction? Might I suggest... # UP? 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈 **ADVENTURE IS OUT THERE.**

IF $APP RUNS TO $580 I 'LL SELL AND POST THE GAINZ PORN, BOOST IT UP BOYZ

PLEASE $MU GO UP BB

Bears ALREADY getting V'D THE FUCK UP THEIR ASS lmao

GET UP SER!

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Same setup as before: Bonds UP + DXY UP = Grind higher As long as USOIL doesn't cross 80 with any conviction we will see this grind higher.

$MU GET YOUR ASS BACK UP YOU DIRTY WHORE

Futes WENT UP 50bps in 20 minutes LMAO

Sometimes the old ways still pays. A new War starts, market goes UP UP UP.

Korea stock market halted UP lmao

no matter how cool a CEO might conceivably be, no one wants to see ANY CEO eating their company’s burger. WHO ARE THE AD WIZARDS WHO CAME UP WORY THAT ONe

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This is so FUCKED UP! 0% risk market during WAR...

Big detergent has been pushing the idea that wearing underwear more than once between washes is disgusting.. This is a sham and I for one will no longer stand for it. The science is on OUR side. #SkidmarkIsMyTrademark WAKE UP people!🙉 NFA.

Elevator UP

$RKLB WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT

Dip getting BOUGHT UP AGAIN lmao

See? Ant dip got BOUGHT UP again lmao AGAIN Bear lmao

Bitch ass bears getting V'D THE FUCK UP AGAIN really quickly lmao

GO BACK UP SPY. You stupid fuck.

SPY UP $0.17 IN 3 MONTHS 📈📈📈🚨🚨🚨🎉🎉🎉🎉

PUMP UP THE JAM

MSFT wtf are you doing GO UP LIKE ALL THE OTHER STOCKS HELLO??

WHAT DOES IT WANT UP OR DOWN??