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***OIL PRICES UP 12%*** ALL MY OPTIONS WILL MOON AT OPEN.

FUTURES UP 3.1% LMAO!!! FUTURES UP 3.1% LMAO!!! FUTURES UP 3.1% LMAO!!! scaring bers lol

"PLEASE YOU FUCKING REGARDS RISE UP AND TAKE OVER THE IRGC ALREADY I DID SO MUCH WORK. SO. MUCH.WORK."

WHO UP GOONING

#**I DUNNO KNOW BUT THIS ONE MIGHT NOT WRAP UP THAT EASY…** 👀

#BTC IS UP CAUSE THE SUPREME LEADER DEATH US BULLISH !!!!! What idiot things the reset of Iran is bearish

*ABBOTT: TEXAS RAMPING UP PATROLS AT ENERGY FACILITIES, PORTS *ABBOTT: TEXAS INCREASING PATROLS AT SOUTHERN BORDER

WHO UP GOONING

IF YOU LOOK AT CRYPTO FOLLOWING SILVER ITS ALLREADY UP ALMOST 7% SO SLV 100 BY MONDAY. AND ITS ONLY STARTING.

\*TRUMP ON OIL: CAN HAVE IT UP OR DOWN LIKE A YO YO

WHERE ARE ALL THE TACO NERDS LMAO GET REKT MONDAY BEARS ! STAND UP

OPEN UP THE CASINO

JENSEN WRONG DIRECTION DOWN NOT UP

WHY THE FUCK IS NVIDIA NOT GOING UP IS IT DUMB?

Go up you piece of shit, GO UP!!!!!

NOKIA IS UP 16,37 % YTD, yep, tech is dead

I JUST WAKE UP WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

THE ONLY THING HOLDING UP IS FUCKING SLV

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#LUBE IT UP BERS

I JUST WANT TO CURL UP IN A BALL I HATE GOOGLE

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Doing research. Looking for stocks that go UP once you buy them. not the OTHER kind. anyone with good suggestions?

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When I'm UP, stocks will be DOWN

LOADING UP ON NVDA CALLS! GTC 2026 RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER, WOO!

YEAH WOO MY $175 0 DTE CALL IS UP 20% GET FUCKED 🐻🐻🐻

PICK UP THE PHONE AND START BUYING!

IBM NOW HOLDING UP THE MARKET. ITS BEEN AN HONOR. LOL.

I'm just going to say it: OIL UP, DEFENCE CO'S UP, MARKETS KNEE CAPPED......IRAN GETTING BOMBED TODAY OR TOMORROW in my humbled opinion

ONE DAY UP 1% ONE DAY DOWN 2% ONE DAY UP 1% ONE DAY DOWN 2% RINSE AND REPEAT.

DAMN IM UP HUGE….

COULD THIS SHIT ALREADY GO UP OR DOWN? HOW MANY MONTHS IS THIS 670-700 RANGE GOING TO CONTINUE?

BANKS ARE UP WTF LETS GO

STOCKS ONLY GO UP. 🚀🏳️‍🌈🧸

GET UP SER DUNCAN! GET UP!

#**BUT DATA CENTERS IN SPACE!!! WHY STONK NOT UP???**

#**QUICK, MAKE UP ANOTHER “PARTNERSHIP”!!!**

JACKET MAN MAKE INTEL GO UP

BRICKED UP BABY 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

NVIDIA UP 20%!!!! >!gotem!<

DONT TRY TO STOP ME I MADE UP MY MIND

BEARS ON THE VERGE OF EXCTINCTION WE COULD WAKE UP TOMMOROW IN A WORLD WITH ONLY BULLS LMFAO

ANOTHER LEG UP COMING UP FOR NEBIUS

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ALWAYS UP, NEVER DOWN, ALWAYS UP

NVDA earnings bad? Priced in, SPY goes up NVDA earrings good? SPY goes MEGA UP Its completely over for bears