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# WHY ARE WE GOING UP IN A RECESSION 🤡

#RISE UP GHEY BER ARMY!!!! TONIGHT, WE DINE ON SEVERED BULL 🅱️ENIS

#YAHOO FINANCE: TARIFF SALVO SETS UP A TRADE WAR 2.0 BREAKOUT

THE U.S. DEBT CRISIS IS SET TO REACH UNPRECEDENTED LEVELS: THE CBO PROJECTS A $23 TRILLION CUMULATIVE FEDERAL BUDGET DEFICIT FROM 2026–2035, UP $1.4 TRILLION FROM ITS PREVIOUS FORECAST. 🥭 should I switch to bottle caps as my main currency?

LOL, Bears, U PUTZZ R CUCKED WHEN REAL AMERICANS WAKE UP AND START BUYING.

FUTES UP BIGLY HOLY

#FUTES RIPPING UP LOL

ThEyRe NaWt EvEn ProFfittlTaBul SIT DOWN WITH YOUR $MSFT SHARES AND SHUT THE FUCK UP I'M TRYING TO GET RICH

MU 500 EOW after NVDA earning shatters records. STOCK UP 20%. LFG!!!

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PEOPLE TRYING TO BE “NICE” ON THE ROADS JUST FUCK UP THE NATURAL TRAFFIC FLOW AND MAKE EVERYTHING WORSE STUPID CONSIDERATE FUCKS 😡

2/23 690p LOADED UP

the fact that it is STILL going UP is baffling to me

ALGOS CAN'T KEEP THIS CHARADE UP FOR MUCH LONGER. THEY'RE SWEATING

so No tariffs.... stock market goes up Trump says he this will actually be MORE Tariffs.... stock mark goes UP?!

HOW ARE WE UP???

#SELL YOUR STOCKS AND LOCK YOUR GAINS BEFORE TRUMP FUCKS THINGS UP AND OPEN HIS MOUTH LMAO 🤣

PUMP PUMP PUMP IT UP LMAO

OL DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT DON GOT SOME NONSENSE UP HIS SLEEVE 🤌

🚨 REAL REASON MARKET IS UP ‼️  Bath & Body Works to Offer Products on Amazon

MSFT WHAT THE FUCK MY GOD JUST GO UP

IS THIS IT HAVE WE ESTABLISHED THE UP TREND JFC

#NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP

OMG IT ROCKETED UP WHEN I SOLD LFG

LOADED PUTS ON THE PUMP UP

WHAT SPY JUST SHOT UP

They say insanity is repeating the same action expecting different results.  What do you call it when you just stare at your phone all day screaming GO UP DAMN YOU!!!!

DRILL TEAM WAKING UP FOR A LONG HARD DAY AT THE JOB SITE

WHY IS IT GOING UP?

WE ARE GOING TO FUCK UP IRAN!!! PASS THE COKE! Pete Hegseth on this morning's Signal chat

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SHUT THE FUCK UP

Yeah im 100% sure that SPY will hit 700 before EOM. Like, theres **NO WAY IT GOES TITS UP**

$MU GO BACK UP YOU DIRTY WHORE

UP NEXT: Tell-all interview with SPY about its crippling addiction to the 680-695 range.

"WE'RE GOING UP!!, AHH SHIT WE'RE GOING DOWN!! WAIT, WE'RE GOING UP AGAIN!!" All fucking day, no follow through at all.

SPY 680-690 since November.  Damn.  Algos can’t let it fall far, not enough conviction to push it higher.  I expect algos move it higher before lower, as UP is the only solution.

OMG LOOK AT THAT PUMP SETUP! BEAR TRAP! LOADING UP CALLS HERE!!

PUUUUUMP IT UP

TACO MANGO COMING UP

#**FAKE DUMP, LOAD UP CALLS NOW**

WORST MARKET START SINCE 1995!! IF THEY DONT BLOW THIS BULLSHIT ASS MARKET UP BRUH

THE MILITARY BUILD UP IN IRAN IS TO ENSURE THAT AN ATTACK WILL HAPPEN WHEN THE FILES GET TURNED OVER TO PEOPLE WHO WILL PROSECUTE, ONCE THEY START EXPOSING NAMES THE SYSTEM EILL START TO CRUMBLE AND THEYLL NEED A DISTRACTION… THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER

WHY IS CVNA GOING BACK UP WENT FROM 280 to 330?!?!?

CHANGE UP NMIXXXX

#RDDT YOU STINKING PIECE OF SHIT GO UP TO $300/SHARE ALREADY LMAO 🤣 💩🤡

#AI BAD? LINE GO UP ANYWAYS! FUCK YO PUTS!

Dumbass WSB member: “OMFG THE SCAM PONZI COMPANY IS LYING TO KEEP THEIR STOCK PRICE UP”