UP

I hate buying puts let’s GO BACK UP

LETS GO WENDY GO UP

SMOKING UP, DRINKING DOWN Tobacco and smoking products jumped 2.1% — the biggest rise since 2017 — while at-home alcohol fell 0.4%, the sharpest drop since 2019. fuck this im getting myself a beer

#I DON'T CARE THAT IT'S FAKE OR IT'LL FUCK US UP IN THE FUTURE JUST PUMP EVERYTHING UP RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

CPI SAVED US WE ARE ALREADY UP 0.15% AFTER THAT SHITTY 2% DECLINE MY STOCKS ARE ALREADY UP 2% AFTER THE 40% DECLINE BERS R FUK'D

PUMP IT UP

AMZN BEARS VS AMZN RDDT BULLS TOMORROW MASSIVE MATCH UP 🥊 🥊

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Retards gona be like “LOOK FUTURES UP .005%” after selling off 2% every day for the next month

Short term? sideways. Months from now, after 🥭 does some really unhinged shit when the juicy Epstein stuff drops? UP.

**BREAKING NEWS:** *MEMBER OF IRGC STEALS JOHN WICK’S 1969 MUSTANG MACH 1 AND ‘FUCKS UP HIS DOG’* *This story is developing*

WALMART IS UP 19% YTD take that BAG 7

REMEMBER FEW DAYS AGO WHEN YOU WERE FULLFILED WITH HOPE SEEING EVERYTHING GOING UP? THIS IS JUST A FAKE MEMORY NOW.

HOW TF AM I RED AFTER BEING UP 400% ON FUCKING SPY PUTS. FUCK SLV

ALL THE IMMIGRANTS ARE BUYING UP THE HOMES. Now no one can sell their overpriced homes. GENIUS

FIRE SALE BOYS! LOAD UP ON THOSE EX-US ETFs!

OKEY SPY THATS THE BOTTOM YOU GO UP NOW.

TSLA UP GOOG DOWN THANK YOU

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100 by end of year? LOAD THE FUCK UP

Epstein files? # THE DOW IS UP EVERYONE

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WMT GOES UP NONSTOP

#RDDT STFU AND GO UP LIKE WTF

I WAS WAITING FOR THIS COMMENT. THANK YOUUUUUU THE BOTTOM IS IN. ONLY UP FROM HERE GENTS

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I COMMAND YOU TO GO UP

HOOD GET UR SHIT TOGETHER WAKE TF UP

Eh yo, the fucking direction is UP. Go up.

# V GANG RISE UP # GENERATIONAL DIP BOUGHT GENERATIONAL GAINS SECURED

REDDIT 260 Bagholders/should’ve sold at 260 RISE UP!!!

70% CASH GANG/VXUS RISE UP

The trend continues, dunno how to explain it but to me tech companies with a physical product UP tech with software/application DOWN. Dunno why but it continues today

FUCK HOOD GO UP

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Benchmark Payrolls Revision: -862,000 jobs, Exp. -825,000 and we are pumping off a good jobs report that will be revised down but nobody cares. The only thing that matters is STOCKS GO UP. Damn it's good to be a rock hard bull.

700 TODAY. GOOD JOB REPORT, ATH PROFITS, INFLATION STEADY, GDP UP. SIGNS OF A GREAT ECONOMY🇺🇸

UP only

It's GOING UP!! OH MAH GAWD. Rehmemba what we live for: Diamond HANDs, Balls of STEEL! Double DOWN, Leverage UP. \~ATH ATH ATH

#NUMBER VERY GOOD STOCKS GO UP

EVERYTIME I SELL A GOT DAMN STOCK IT GOES UP 5 OR MORE PERCENT I FUCKING HATE IT HERE

WHY DO I HAVE A FEELING COPX SLV AND GLD ARE GONNA GO UP 10% TODAY.

#bol deep in HOOD tomo yall retards are hooked on it so UP UP UP we go

Lol for 4 months it was all “LOL THESE JOBS NUMBERS ARE COOKED HAHA STONKIES UP” and now everyone’s like “Well shit they’re gona release the fake numbers again and wipe everything out”. Nice.

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Been a while since a stock went BIG UP

# BREAKING: SPY NOW UP MORE IN AFTER HOURS THAN IT WAS DOWN DURING RTH # CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DIP BUYERS

can i just have ONE F'N STOCK GO UP AFTER EARNINGS. F YOU HOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!

# DOW JONES/DIA ALREADY RECOVERING THE ENTIRE END OF DAY DUMP AFTER HOUR # SPY AND QQQ NEXT # YOU STILL HAVE 8 MORE MINUTES LEFT TO LOAD UP INDEX CALLS

CALLS ALREADY UP 50% FROM THE LOWS HOLY SHIT IT'S RECOVERING THE ENTIRE DUMP IN AFTER HOURS ALREADY JOBS DATA LEAKED NO DOUBT