UP

It’s so sad in here today, where did the “FUTES UP BY 1.98%” bozos go?

OIL WTF GO UP 📈

JEFF BEZOS LAUNCHES AI START-UP WITH $6.2B IN FUNDING: NEW YORK TIMES

GOOGLE UP 5,5% PRE MARKET, BEAR GOOG? I don't think it will hold. Who's with me?

Before I sleep. SPY 700 BY THE TIME I WAKE UP. FUTES RIPPING BERS DEAD. TO VALHALLA WE GO🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

BERS GONNA WAKE UP IN SILENT HILL 2 AFTER THIS FACERIPPING GREEN

$GOOGL $335-340 OPTIONS BID UP FOR DECEMBER 2025 WHO DID THIS??!!

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Me, an intellectual: LMAO GOOGLY IS UP HUGE!!! Sad sad bears: \*downvoting\*

#OHHHHHH YEAHHHH BAYBAY #S&P FUTURES UP 0.4% #NASDAQ FUTURES UP 0.7% #I ROUND UP TO THE NEAREST DECIMAL BECAUSE I LOVE MONEY 💰 🤑 💸 😌 😎 😏

Really thought it was gonna go UP but of course it is DUMPING..👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

BY 3am WE GONNA BE UP 7% IN FUTES

BY 3am WE GONNA BE UP 7% IN FUTES. BERS ARE FUCKED

This escort said she wanted to come over and I told her #🫷🚫 WAIT NO HOLD UP BAYBAY. I'M BUSY TONIGHT WITH MY BOYS ON WALLSTREETBETS 🤝👊

FUTES UP 4%

It would seem that futes are NOT UP 1.98% LMAO

FUTES ARE UP LMAO BERS R FUGGD

HOLY SHUT UP 2% 😰😰😰😰😰?????????

I told you FUTES UP 1.98%

HOLY SHIT FUTES RIPPING IM NOT KIDDING UP 1.98%!!!! 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

Bitcoin rotating to AI And Stocks. FUTES UP 1.99% BERS MAD WSB BEARISH. OH HOLY BLOOD GREEN TOMORROW

We’re going UP

Don’t believe this douche. FUTES UP 1.99%

How about you eat a bag of dicks gay ber 🤣🤣🤣🤣 FUTES UP 2% 🚀🚀🚀🚀

You are a fawg used thongs esting mf. Fuck outta my face retard ber. SPX UP 2%

OMG 1.91% UP 😰😳😳😨😨 I FEAR BERS GONNA CEASE TO EXIST TOMORROW

BERS SO MAD THEY BLOCK ME WHEN I STATE FACTS LIKE FUTES BEING UP 1.90%

SPY OPENING 5% UP WOULD MAKE BERS GO EXTINCT LMAO 🤣🤣🤣✌️

FUTES 1.86% UP AND WSB IS BEARISH. EXPECT 25X TSAR NUCLEAR LEVEL GREEN

SPX UP 1.82% LMFAO BERS ULTRA FUCKED 🤣🤣✌️✌️✌️

THEY UP 2%

FUTES RIPPING UP🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀 CHECK XNXX.COM/FUTURES

HOLY SHIT SPX FUTES UP 1.21% 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀😳😨😰

Am I trippin’ or did the Xbox Series X prices go UP for black friday? What the fuck

MONDAY ATOMIC GREEN DAY. SPY 700, GOOGLE 400, EVERYTHING ELSE UP ATLEAST 20% ALL PREMARKET. RIP BERS AND CASH GANG

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I’m spending the thanksgiving break with my son, DONT FUCK THIS UP WHILE IM GONE GUYS

ITS UP AFTER HOURS

GLAD I HELD MY GOOG CALLS SHOULD BE UP $50 BY MONDAY

HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY CALL IS UP +$11

#BUFFETT HAS ADDED GOOGL AFTER BEING MEGA CASH #BUCKLE UP BER, NEXT STOP IS THE STRATOSPHERE

JESUS WOOOOOW BIG DADDY BUFFET WITH A HUGE FUCKIN ADD HIS FINAL ADD MAKING UP FOR CHARLIE REGRET BREAKING: Warren Buffet, BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY INC, just updated their portfolio: They ADDED $GOOGL Google and

WASSUP WASSUP WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNY’S?

GOOGL STOP THIS CRAB SHIT AND GO UP

# NEXT LEG UP COMMENCING

#$GOOGL I CUMMAND THEE TO GO UP GOGGLE

Markets are straight up trolling us now. DO SOMETHING THIS IS A CASINO WE NEED WINNERS AND LOSERS LFG UP OR DOWN

WHOS SOLD THIS MORNING HANDS UP

TERRAIN TERRAIN ~~PULL UP~~ ❌ EJECT ✔️

WHY TFFF DOES IT HAVE TO DUMP WHEN I BUY CAN WE JUST FUCKING GO UP FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE